So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.
Can I get a hell yeah niggurhs.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Fag.
That didn't turn me on kid
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2022-04-14 at 5:52 PM UTC
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Originally posted by cigreting
Feels good to be financially well off with very little debt, you should try it
I have that except I get to fuck females, you should try it.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I really wanna see Nile fingerblast an Instagram model with those digits
I feel like they would break off inside of her and get stuck.
I also now wonder what a frostbitten vagina looks like.
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I remember when I used to work at Papa Murphy's and they had a washer and dryer to wash the shirts and aprons and all the aprons would bundle into this big extremely tight knot bundle that was very frustrating to undo, and for whatever reason the management never did anything to fix it. It was JILL. stupid bitch. She gave me a 15 CENT raise after like 6 months even though was one of their best workers and EXTREMELY efficient, plus I was just fun to be around in general. I'm gonna find her TODAY, and burn her alive in her own oven. Hopefully she has kids so I can first make her watch while I burn them too.
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2022-04-14 at 3:13 PM UTC
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Fona 4-14-2022
aldra
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drink contact cement and then quickly piss on the floor above the basement ceiling
if you time it right you'll get perfect sealant coverage
make absolutely sure you time it right
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
see edited post
he's the dread father of high brow shitposting
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Originally posted by aldra
I didn't sleep last night and I'm tired but I cannot for the life of me stop shitposting
I kid you not I've been sleeping 1-2 hours a night then come 6pm I sleep for an hour then wide awake again.
Shit's kray 'yo.
I've been listening to more Arthur Schaupenhauer which has helped. I'm overthinking about my material woes and need to change my habits/ be grateful for the little things, or some shit like that. It sounds better from the horse's mouth.
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2022-04-14 at 2:47 PM UTC
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Truck fight!!
Imagine actually complaining about gas prices. All my wealthy republican uncles do this too. Fuck I had to spend 0.0001% of my net worth on gas today!! Fuuuuucking bullshit!! Then, to top things off, the goddamn steak and ostrich appetizer at LeMuave's Fine Eatery was marked up an extra five FUCKING DOLLARS to 29-!!! How am I expected to live like this???!! I'm gonna be homeless in not time at all!! Fucking JOE!!!!!!!
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I didn't sleep last night and I'm tired but I cannot for the life of me stop shitposting
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2022-04-14 at 2:39 PM UTC
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you can probably make money selling tapes of them getting blackout and domestically violating each other
you could call it Mixed Marital Arts
but if you do I need a 10% split
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Oh. For me it's that icing you get with toaster strudels. I like to pack it in there just filled to the BRIM.
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How about you kill yourself
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I keep seeing ads for this show and i'm like damn I dont need to be reminded she had nice eyebrows she literally kilt a nigga
ohh shed be so hotter if she shaved them off and drew new ones on with a magic marker *smells finger*
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2022-04-14 at 6:33 AM UTC
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I think I'll blog about how intermittent fasting is going for me in here...
Day 1 was yesterday...it went really well... didn't eat at work..just going on sheer power and Flintstones chewables/women's one a day and water...then after 3 my eating window opened and butt made me a hearty dinner...laid me right tf out ...
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wait until it gets really antisemitic
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Originally posted by Sudo
My buddy has been trying to get me to watch an anime called Akira that he swears by. I asked him what he thought of attack on titan and he said it was OK. He's really into 80s movies and AoT seems to have that sort of feel and theme so im surprised he wasn't super into it. I'm gonna start watching AoT tn while pretending my covid is still debilitating
You should watch Akira. My phone cover was of the pill and I have these good for health bad for education patches to stick on clothes, made virtual rooms inspired by it. The manga is great too.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Why don't the titans have dicks? Is that explained later? How do they reproduce? How did they actually come there, WHEN WILL THIS ALL BE REVEALED?
microplastics
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2022-04-13 at 10:21 PM UTC
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i have sezures if i dont smoke crack
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Stop lying. His voting record clearly shows he voted to demand Trump's tax returns, knowing full well Trump isn't a criminal. You know what you call that? Treason.
Stop lying.
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