I remember when I used to work at Papa Murphy's and they had a washer and dryer to wash the shirts and aprons and all the aprons would bundle into this big extremely tight knot bundle that was very frustrating to undo, and for whatever reason the management never did anything to fix it. It was JILL. stupid bitch. She gave me a 15 CENT raise after like 6 months even though was one of their best workers and EXTREMELY efficient, plus I was just fun to be around in general. I'm gonna find her TODAY, and burn her alive in her own oven. Hopefully she has kids so I can first make her watch while I burn them too.
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Two specially designed tube ovens on wheels with nice clean tempered glass windows, that I can put a body in each feet first so their faces are right up at the window looking out. I'll see their eyelids open so they're forced to stare at one another the entire time as theyre respectively slowly broiled to death. Heehee
What about a hatch in the top so you can Waterboard them one at a time while the other one watches, insuch a way that it cools them down a bit and prolongs their broily death?
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Originally posted by Sudo
What about a hatch in the top so you can Waterboard them one at a time while the other one watches, insuch a way that it cools them down a bit and prolongs their broily death?
Consider it done. I will gladly take any suggestions to improve and prolong the torture. That reminds me of my ideal torture of freezing and burning someone back and forth back and forth for 75 years straight.
I don't see how that would help you where I work. Actually that's not true there is an outside company that does all the cleaning including in the break rooms they clean the coffee machine and make coffee.
Except sometimes they start cleaning and make coffee DURING BREAK and I just stand there staring at them like "seriously??"
You should take your coffee skills to the industrial world.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Is It a transferable skill?
I don't see how that would help you where I work. Actually that's not true there is an outside company that does all the cleaning including in the break rooms they clean the coffee machine and make coffee.
Except sometimes they start cleaning and make coffee DURING BREAK and I just stand there staring at them like "seriously??"
You should take your coffee skills to the industrial world.
So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.
Can I get a hell yeah niggurhs.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.
Can I get a hell yeah niggurhs.
Nig that is 100% the right move. You're gonna look back and be proud you did this
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids.
Helping them score dope? Youu are a true noble. I always try to make friends with handicapped disabled people and not judge them in fact they are usually the best customers for illegal substances and are overlooked by others.
So what that this girl has midgitism and looks like a downey, maybe she wants to get high too
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Originally posted by Sudo
Nig that is 100% the right move. You're gonna look back and be proud you did this
Thanks bro
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Helping them score dope? Youu are a true noble. I always try to make friends with handicapped disabled people and not judge them in fact they are usually the best customers for illegal substances and are overlooked by others.
So what that this girl has midgitism and looks like a downey, maybe she wants to get high too
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Ants in the garden ? Run a hose from your bbq gas cylinder and put it into the ants nest and turn it on, just a little, remove hose and carefully light the hole… what could possibly go wrong??
Skip to 20 seconds or so.
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I just listened to "once in a lifetime" by talking heads 4x in a row staring at David byrnes body and facial movements trying to detect some sort of code. I think I'm gonna get super autistic witit
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I just listened to "once in a lifetime" by talking heads 4x in a row staring at David byrnes body and facial movements trying to detect some sort of code. I think I'm gonna get super autistic witit
I loved the soundtrack David Byrne did for Wallstreet 2
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.
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