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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo It sounds like there were some lessons learned and good experiences had tho. She doesn't look Saudi tho wtf

    Some Spanish and Filipino too

    Yeah I learned a lot mostly it’s hard because of the cultural differences but she’s the one who helped turn my life around
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  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung God Damn you are so fucking fine, Leon. You English lads are so handsome. 😍🥰

    Thanks I guess, but while she’s been living with me I’ve realised we weren’t meant to be and I’m rethinking my future



    🤭
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung God Damn you are so fucking fine, Leon. You English lads are so handsome. 😍🥰

    I wish you would open up and take a fresh hot new pic to share with us.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo That's what I was thinking too. To react or not to react is the question

    I was in the penzo with a guy who had an autistic son and was driving while high on pills on parole and a 70 something year old veteran escaped from a hospital and ran out in traffic in front of his car. This was in a city where there are alot of vets and they're revered for their servcie and prescription pills.

    He kept driving, a warrant was issued and he was arrested and ended up getting 2.5 or 3 years. I was in a program with him and he talked about it and he was still pretty sour about it and really thought the guy was suicidal and from reading articles about it, it definitely seemed like he was. He just kept driving because he was high and ended up getting time over it. I think he appealed it but lost. Fucked up world. Maybe that raccoon was a suicidal vet. I honestly thought about putting it out it's misery when it twitched but then I remembered I am not the man to make that call

    Yeah that's the weird thing about intoxicated driving. Like if I'm just over the legal limit driving home just fine and you, four sheets to the wind four times over the legal limit are blackout drunk walking home and you saunter out into the street in front of me in front of my green light, and I smoke you, I'm obviously gonna take the rap and all the blame. I think if a drunk driver kills a drunk pedestrian that it should cancel out and nobody gets in trouble.
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole


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  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm sorry that turned out more racist than I hoped it would.

    that's what my mom said when she shit me out
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I was driving at night a country road earlier and a raccoon rushed in front and I put on thr breaks and kinda tried to swerve but it was still moving and ran under right front tire and made a sound. I drove for a Lil bit then decided to go back and got out and the raccoon twitched. I went over and kicked it and it didn't move. I kept staring at it for a while and figured it was either dying or playing dead and either way I should leave it. I drove off and felt shitty and really wanted to saw off the foot I kicked it with.

    I learned that I should have anticipated it would keep moving and perhaps trying to allow it to go under the SUV would have been a better idea. I also definitely shouldn't have gone back

    I will accept all advice on what to do in this situation next time because I believe that was the largest woodland creature I've ever killed with an automobile

    Next time just grimace and say "fuuuuck" then brace yourself, accept the inevitable, and just keep on your same path and speed and whatever happens, happens, no swerving or breaking.
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  8. They call me John Bismillah because I always say Bismillah before I eat my food.
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  9. I'm going to move to Nashville TN and eat lots of hot chicken. I'm going to buy a house with land and live there forever. I will have 2 dogs in addition to my present 2 cats of fortune. I will also plant lots of vegetables and herbs and shit on my land. I will stay in TN for 5+ years. Then I will kill myself.
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole


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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo When I was posting earlier I got pulled over for swerving and speeding in rush hour traffic. 4 police vehicles came and already had my plate, then when they saw I was sober (relatively) and wasn't doing to run and wasn't doing anything or being belligerent too wrong they all left the black cop to write me 3 tickets I can easily beat. What a buncha hippie horseshit

    But you will have to take time off work and be away from home while at court. And you will need to hire a lawyer to challenge the tickets in court. Even if you beat the tickets, you are still out considerable time & money.
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley

    No boobies, just leader of men.




    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley What is this tit you speak of? I see only muscle.





    Folx, can u say heartthrob? 👍😍🥰 Talk about genetic perfection. Those eyes have me captivated.
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  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Turn around and blast them
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  14. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I wonder if Star Trek actually meet Wariat.

    Don't know why that sounds hard to believe. I'm in Poland cos nothing is open in Ukraine due to the war. Why wouldn't I meet Wariat for a few drinks while I'm here?
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Little bit of innards little bit of outtards....
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  16. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny women have lower iq than men and they arent designed to be talked to unless your into talking about mundane feminine shit like celebrity gossips and whos cheating on who among your neighbors and etc etc.

    if you value talking about deep thoughts and interestjng stuffs, you want MEN.

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  17. Originally posted by WellHung Keep everything simple, Speckles. Live each day as tho it's your last. 💖

    Exactly.
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  18. I don't care what my headstone reads
    Or what kind of pinewood box I end up in
    When it's my time, lay me six feet deep
    In God's country

    *sets tractor on fire*

    🔥🔥🔥🔥
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  19. Originally posted by Sudo My plan is gonna kinda tie all those things together

    1. Kick out baby mom, help her find a decent place for the kids. Make any support contingent on skills workshops and therapy. Kinda manipulative I know but that way I can sleep a little better.

    2. Find another relationship with someone who is only medium crazy

    3. Deal with my opiate addiction/mental health issues and focus on things I need to be a better person/build on shit. Step 2 and 3 should probably be reversed

    4. Slowly reintegrate myself into my daughter's life.

    5. Get my lawyers to setup some co parenting agreements that ar3 in the objective interest of the children

    6. Try to live more mindfully, peacefully and spiritually, ideally with a creative aspect

    Anyone else have any wild unrealistic fantasies? No, shut up, me, I'm gonna manifest this ass over life's face and never look back. I'm 6 months out the system today first time since I was a hawt awkward teen, I can fucking do this

    Bruddah you cant lay a solid foundation till u get ur own health n mind straight. Prolly sounds hypocritical coming from me, n god knows id love some drugs to numb some of the physical pain im in but getting yourself right is really step 1,2,3.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Picture Robert Kardashian mixed with every member of system of a down? How badly does that tear you up inside?

    Request sent, MYPAWNISGONE.
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