There was a black guy who was playing golf and some people started yelling "tiger woods!" At him and he started laughing and said "you racist fools, you think that just because I am black of skin and partaking in the sport of golf, I am Tiger Woods?" At this point a tiger came out of the woods adjacent to the golf course and ate him. Ironically if he had heeded their warning rather than assuming racism of them, that stupid nigger would have lived.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I added some random semi cute ratchet whyte gurl who's apparently been to jail before on social media and now we've been talking for a while and will probably hook up at some point.
I'm just telling you fuys this in case you ever feel a little bit of sympathy for me and me loife, you can refer to this post as confirmation it is 100% my own doing
if things go wrong just quietly chop her up and dispose of her accordingly, sounds like a nobody who wouldn't be noticed missing
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Originally posted by Sudo
I added some random semi cute ratchet whyte gurl who's apparently been to jail before on social media and now we've been talking for a while and will probably hook up at some point.
I'm just telling you fuys this in case you ever feel a little bit of sympathy for me and me loife, you can refer to this post as confirmation it is 100% my own doing
that is actually our plurals and you will be hit up for rent money soon, keep it a hunnit
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
have you tried a blueberry donut
Yes. My local bakery has sour cream glazed and blueberry glazed and I am not a big fan of the blueberry.
It's too dense and the glaze really takes away from it. It's just a dense sugar and oh there's the blueberry. At least the sour cream glazed it's dense but the blueberry isn't competing with it
And I'm normally a big blueberry guy I like blueberry muffins because it's spread out between the berries or even a blueberry pie or Danish it's spaced out enough that there's a good balance
I also enjoy blueberries and vanilla yogurt with granola
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Moved in with gf temporarily. She wanted to go to some bar the other night after closing night if a play she performed in. Play was kinda ass but her part was good n i could drink in the theatre so i just had a bunch of beers n my flask by my feet. No one else wanted to go to this rowdy ass mexican bar but she said they had fishbowl sized margaritas n she wants to go. So we go, blah blah. I drink 2 margs n some don julio n at some point i drag her on the dance floor to grind to some regayton. She drinks like 3/4 of one n all of a sudden shes like plastered. Long story short i have to hold her hair while everyone waiting in line to get in watches her puke, i end up having to drive her home. So now not only are we not in a bar or area im familiar with, in MY car, but now Im too drunk, and cant leave my car or else itll get towed. Hop a median, blow my tire, fuck up the rim and my alignment. And then while im cursing, putting on the spare she finds a little box some girl gave me for valentines day and starts grilling me in who she is and did we fuck and blahblahblah. I said i havent asked the name of every random dude and chick youve fucked in the last year so maybe stfu for a bit. So im even more broke than i was before. Got a new credit card with 21 month 0% APR balance transfer tho tho so imma run up another 5k or so of stuff i need then quickly dump it all on that card.
She cries a lot but we do cute shit and have a ton of sex and she bites me like i like and lets me choke her. The dogs like me n sleep on my shirts when im gone n sandwich in between us at night. Supposed to be driving up north to meet her parents next weekend n attend her brothers college graduation. Im kinda nervous bc im essentially a trailer park boi with no life experience ti speak of and theyre all pretty straight laced, motivated, well paid and well adjusted all american individuals. But i texted her dad a picture of me smiling holding her hair while she puked and he gave me the thumbs up emoji so he pretty cool i think n if we talk shop he can tell me how it feels to make a milly a year doing nerd shit and i can tell him how to flip packs for the sinaloans.
tl;dr- i have no idea whats going on in my life.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Sweatshirt yes, chair no lol.
That doesnât surprise me. You had a serial killer vibe going on in those pics and I bet youâre still plotting your crimes in a beat up office chair thatâs covered in jizz and sweat.
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Here's a picture of me and MYYYYYYY girlfriend, her name is Alma. She graduated from Harvard when she was 11 and she now runs her own candle making store and sells DMT out the back shed, fucking love that BISH
This is for you Matty P add it to your collection.
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