I quit my job today, my career even. when my co workers asked why, I looked them right in the eyes and said i refuse to contribute to society unless it starts providing me with unlimited, convenient access to 18 year old pussy. I am never working another day in my life until I wake up one morning and there is a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen that has never had tiktok or instagram and wants to have my children. She must also have no tattoos, has never been out of the state, and has a good relationship with both her parents, who are themselves still married and very much in love with no history of infidelity on the mothers side. Until then I will spend my time mining as much proof of work crypto as humanly possible, making deep fake porn of leftwing women, reading NIS, and refusing to pay any taxes. every time someone criticises my decision, I will donate $50 to an anti LGBT organisation, I will also from here onwards spend an inordinate amount of time harrassing women who have decided to murder their children on social media, as well as people who call themselves polygamous or wittingly enter into open relationships. Furthermore, I will be cutting all sex-havers out of my life until said demands are met. this is the future the democrats chose, get out of my way you fat tranny
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Originally posted by Kafka
When I can’t eat I force myself to eat a plain bread baton or McDonald’s fries every day and drink lots of green tea.
Hey well I'm drinking some Arizona iced green tea as well, not as healthy as the real stuff I suppose, it's mostly a sugaryboi but it's a fluid and it's a good main liquid to drink alongside sipping the electrolyto
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Originally posted by Sudo
My hydromorphone consumption has been quite elevated this week but I've been feeling pretty sober because I'm just taking enough to function but I'm needing increasing doses in order to function. So I'm fucked is basically what I'm saying
Cold turkey you junkie fag
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Originally posted by Sudo
I wanna fuck a really hawt bitch and leave her shaking and never talk to her again. Lately I've been so blah and on pills I haven't been thinking of sex as much as I normally do but lately I've just been wanting to smash some New Yung poon as something I just need to do. I have a couple ideas and I'm excluding all the typical wrote off ratchet hos I normally fux wit. Mayne it'll fix my life who nose?
hell yeah smash that shit raw and leave it dripping 💦
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
one time I was gonna break a dudes legs for trying to bed my girl and a few weeks later he got plowed down by a drunk driver and was crippled for life...
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