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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo SO TRUE AND BACKED BY EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE

    THEY cannot let the evidence out because it would spoil the entire gimmick. You have to do your own research so spectral doesn't have to hold your hand and walk you through it. It's super duper obvious to anyone with a morsel of a brain but neeeeeeighh you keep your horse blinders on like all the other mindless idiot horse sheeple! - this comment was auto-generated by AI.
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  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Well enjoying being cuddled and going a while without it is the real reason especially since you survived 6 months without cuddles successfully alone. I'm not "cuddle shaming" you just imploring honesty with yourself and others regarding motivations for relationships (of which are none of our business)

    I've definitely fucked girls before because I wanted a hug and emotional intimacy I couldn't figure out how to obtain outside of a sexual context. I was perfectly capable of surviving without it though and wouldn't turn into a murderous Elliot Roger/cigreting incel should I be denied, the same way you would have been fine without the cuddles. It's ok. I just like seeing emotional honesty from people here because it helps me too.

    Are you insinuating I think you obtain cuddles under false pretexts? If so I guess we are enemies now and if you call me at 3am because you saw a monster under your bed I'll just tell you to go to sleep. Now that I think of it, I think it's actually part of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system

    Fuck off
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo I saw a headline today that said "forces is azovstal plant don't deserve to live according to Russian commander" and I thought "well let's be honest they kinda don't"

    Of all people deserving of life I think "government sponsored war crime committing nazis who've preyed on a local population for almost a decade" would be pretty low on the list

    https://tass.ru/politika/14649767

    Russian prosecutor general is trying to get them listed as a terrorist group

    they probably waited until Azovstahl was cleared so that it wouldn't prevent them from surrendering
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think it's far and away the best username anyone has ever used, but you really need to do what I did and schedule a few days for a retreat of sorts, where you can just go be alone in a good place, and just ponder the name, and really bask in it and let it simmer around in Yee olde brain, searching for the deeper meanings and hidden layers of intricacy within it. Once I finally understood, I pretty much entered a new higher plane of existence and my entire life-view was changed forever.
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  5. blaster master victim of incest
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo We were all molested by the same gym teacher

    Paul Wozny's world tour
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  7. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Gerald Vincent Bull (March 9, 1928 – March 22, 1990[1]) was a Canadian engineer who developed long-range artillery. He moved from project to project in his quest to economically launch a satellite using a huge artillery piece, to which end he designed the Project Babylon "supergun" for Sadam Hussein's government in Iraq.

    Bull was assassinated outside his apartment in Brussels, Belgium, in March 1990.[2][3][4][5][6] His assassination is believed to be the work of the Mossad over his work for the Iraqi government.[7] No person has ever been charged with the murder of Bull.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo I was driving a truck I used to have, going to see my mom who lived in a different neighborhood. I came back to my truck and it was full of bulletholes so I started shooting at random cars that I thought did it.

    I think I get some of thr symbolism but wish I remembered more of it.

    who are you, the Christopher Dorner taskforce
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    AnalFuck69
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  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Just shit and piss all over his bed and face and everything, just start shitting and pissing and try to get it everywhere, be as messy as possible, pull down your pants and sit on his knee, start kissing him and just release and shit and piss all over his knee and lap and bear hug him to you so he cannot move and just urine a poopoo his whole lap and pants and chair and shuffle your ass around and grind it into his clothes and make sure he gets real shitty and pissy and you leave ur markings everywhere and he will go away and won't use you to cheat again.

    god i wish a girl would do that to me
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  11. Just shit and piss all over his bed and face and everything, just start shitting and pissing and try to get it everywhere, be as messy as possible, pull down your pants and sit on his knee, start kissing him and just release and shit and piss all over his knee and lap and bear hug him to you so he cannot move and just urine a poopoo his whole lap and pants and chair and shuffle your ass around and grind it into his clothes and make sure he gets real shitty and pissy and you leave ur markings everywhere and he will go away and won't use you to cheat again.
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  12. KING KONG VS CHING CHONG
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  13. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Samurais would beg to differ.

    samurais no longer exist after tom cruise went to japan.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka That’s disgusting

    thanks
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  16. It's like you're trying to understand Russia with the underlying assumtion that these are superior beings.

    It's like aliens. I believe in aliens/UFOs, but even though aliens have amazing technology, they use their advanced technology to fly around the universe being retarded.

    That's like the first key to really understanding the universe, understanding that everyone is retarded.
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  17. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster what would u suggest instead that i can do with ingredients I have at home?

    Cut off your arm and stick it in the freezer
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  18. I couldn’t even make this decision for myself years ago when I told my OB/GYN I didn’t want kids so good luck.
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  19. Make peace with your parents before you lose the chance.
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  20. Kafka sweaty
    Fav shirt
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