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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders OMG. You're a Dyanetic Worshiping Scientologists aren't you?

    Audited much with the anal probes?

    what does that have to do with scientology
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    She lika dee Juicey?
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra what does that have to do with scientology

    Exactly how a scientologist would respond


    Did you look out the window during the last full moon?
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fred durst explains the hot dog water to us, in his teachings
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't give a FUCK anymoere. My motivation for this job is GONE because everyone there is a FUCKING RETARD and I already know how the day will be some fucking immigrant nigger kike will say "HELLO SER HAVE YOU WATERED SPIDER"

    and then they are gonna grumble and send my ass to the darkest most dank corner in the building surrounded by Terry the guy who freestyle raps YO YO WE GOT 8's BUT I 8 GOT MY 9 AND IF I DID i"D SHOOT A VINE AND SHOOT DA TIME YO YO and a literal 16 year old kid that lied about his age to get the job and doesn't know how to do anything and just tells the bosses to "shut up, boomer" and he gets promoted

    I can't wait to get "random" security checked by some indian faggot with no life and ride on a bus full of niggers IM FUCKING OVER IT ALL FUCK THEM I HOPE THEY FIRE MY ASS I CAN GET A BETTER JOB BEFORE PAYDAY BECAUSE I KNOW IM A GOOD WORKER EVERYONE THERE IS A SLOW FAGGOT

    I had a dream I smoked a gram of meth and went to work and called everyone a slow faggot
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If I had TEK I would do it for real I want to get fired never been fired before I always quit before it gets that bad but MAYBE ITS TIME I FUCK UP FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF FUCK MYSELF I'LL FUCK SOMEONE ELSE AND LAUGH AT THEIR REACTION INSTEAD OF SOMEONE SHAKING THEIR HEAD AND PITYING ME WHEN I FUCK MYSELF
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders What does this mean? Are you a biologist major petri dish fag 🧪

    *peach tree dish
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I worked at a printing press before and it reminds me of how scron describes his job. There were like 8 lesbians who worked there and one girl with a nice bum and stupid haircut who's dad also worked there I had sex with but she made me sleep on the couch instead of her room and her dad came out and I had to pretend to be asleep. She said she had a dream she had my kid and it would only eat Macdonalds. The shift was like 7pm to 4 or 5am literally the worst fucking shift ever. When the recession hit it closed and everyone cheered but I had already quit to sell more hugs and sleep more
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  9. Originally posted by Sudo I worked at a printing press before and it reminds me of how scron describes his job. There were like 8 lesbians who worked there and one girl with a nice bum and stupid haircut who's dad also worked there I had sex with but she made me sleep on the couch instead of her room and her dad came out and I had to pretend to be asleep. She said she had a dream she had my kid and it would only eat Macdonalds. The shift was like 7pm to 4 or 5am literally the worst fucking shift ever. When the recession hit it closed and everyone cheered but I had already quit to sell more hugs and sleep more

    Lmao that is literally word for word an accurate description of my local print shop.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    What's normally in the cartridges?
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nitrous oxide
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm very blessed to have the things I have. I wonder how I'm gonna lose it all
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    thursday
  15. Originally posted by Sudo I'm very blessed to have the things I have. I wonder how I'm gonna lose it all

    I wish I could send some money and some of the things I have now to me in 1999 or 2009 or 2013, when I might appreciate it.

    Now I have some cool things, but I don't care. I'm 100% maxed out. More interested in gardening. No stuff matters to me.

    This is how I know I'm too old and should be having kids.
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  16. Originally posted by Sudo I'm very blessed to have the things I have. I wonder how I'm gonna lose it all

    No you're not.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SPARTAN COMMUNIST EUGENICS
  18. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? No you're not.


    Who are you, Negative Nancy (inventor of negatives)?
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra thursday

    nah u good it's only Monday
  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who are you, Negative Nancy (inventor of negatives)?

    Who are you, John Nancy?
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