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2018-03-09 at 11:29 PM UTC in What has this community done for you?
Originally posted by HTS Provided the illusion of a social life that I desperately needed, got me the boyfriend of my dreams, made me resilient to shit talkers, and helped shape/sharpen a keener mind than most have in the real world. 😇
Originally posted by HTS Oi, I'm not saying I'm a genius just sharper that your average bear.
We must be related, HTS... holy shit, you're my long lost brother/turned sister, aren't you?! it took totse/zoklet/nis to finally be reunited, and we both found the men of our dreams, diamonds in the rough, in this shithole. fucking awesome, isn't it?
this community has done a lot for me, as shown above.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 9:47 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Well, wedding plans are well under way. Got some wedding gifts from a few clients too, so that's nice. Excited as fuck to be dropping acid, exchanging vows, more so than I ever thought I would be. Friends are taking me out tonight, and we're supposed to end up at the restaurant of one of my clients who's cover the bill for us, which is cool. It's pretty fancy restaurant, place serves $300 bottles of wine and shit. 1337's gonna be going with us too.
As for §m£ÂgØL's shit, I didn't threaten him, not now, not ever. He's either being trolled by someone from here or my ex, or he's making shit up to just cause shit. I really couldn't give a fuck about him or his shit, nor do I have the time or effort to spend sending that faggot threats. I really don't care. I hope he moves on with his life. I told him before, and I told him now- go to the police. I didn't do shit to him. As shitty as he's been, I think it's because he's jealous or some shit I'm getting married, since he's kept harping on it, send me emails trying to convince me not to marry 1337, and even made a new account to message 1337 after 1337 blocked him on the kik group.
I feel sorry for you, §m£ÂgØL. You're so delusional that you need to start shit and go on and on and on. I'm not stupid enough to fucking send threats first off, and second off, I've moved on, and just wish you would too. I've left you alone, please, do the same. I think maybe you're so out there that you're literally fabricating shit just to fuck with me... then have the nerve to call me childish. Not like you haven't done the same before to others.
I've always fessed up to my wrong doings, I've also never trolled, like you have. I'm not a pathological liar like you are either. You've admitted to trolling girls for nudes, just to hurt their feelings, and god knows, your life is probably so bleak and sad that you need to do this just to have something to look forward to. You like the attention and drama it brings I suppose, and like thinking it bothers or hurts me. Funny too that you insinuate I'm a manipulator, when you yourself have clearly demonstrated that that's exactly what you are. Kinda sad really.
Well, I'm going to be having the week of my life with my new husband, and I cannot wait. We're gonna be going horseback riding, which I definitely am looking forward to, can't wait to teach 1337 to ride, or about hoof care. Gonna spend a couple nights camping too, which is gonna be fun. Just hope I'm not too sick, since well.. I have been a bit under the weather with the pregnancy, and just my overall health. Been stressing out getting everything prepared, but meh... it's definitely gonna be worth it. Glad I've had a few friend's help me get shit figured out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 10:32 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum >doing acid while pregnant
You must have misunderstood- 1337 is the one dropping acid, not me. I cannot for obvious reasons stated below. You tried to convince me to drop acid when I was pregnant before and i had to educate you as to why I could not do that. You even claimed you looked into it and couldn't find any reason it'd hurt the fetus.
It's very well established that LSD causes genetic damage. I hope you die very soon.
I'd like sources regarding this genetic damage though. That does sound interesting to read about.
I hope you die very soon too.
Originally posted by Zanick It can also fast-track the user to a free abortion without any of the guilt.
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2018-03-09 at 10:15 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-28 at 11:13 PM UTC in guy talks himself into dui
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Weed is harmless and prostitution only causes harm to the user. The fact you equate those things with choosing to drive drunk just reinforces how fucking retarded you really are, not that we didn't already know.
Well, despite what I've been doing for a little while now, and would like to agree with that statement regarding prostitution, it can be argued it can harm the community because say married guy comes and sees someone who has an STD, contracts it, then brings it home to his wife/girlfriend/other prostitute... Now you're carrying it to others whom had no direct contact with that prostitute, and that could be one person or a dozen others,thus spreading the disease.
That's where legalization comes into play to make things safer. If legalized, sex workers get tested regularly, there is regulation, and far less pressure on them to not use condoms and safe sex practices. Along with making it safer for providers all the way around.
I also agree, Noone should be drinking and driving. Too bad you don't follow your own advice. Hopefully now you do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-23 at 11:01 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Alright, thought about making a thread, but fuck it.
I'm HIV positive.
Live it up, you faggots.
Probably going to kill myself now. Have fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-22 at 2:14 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 1:41 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Woah congrats to both of you. I wish i could be there. I just started a new job this week and would still be on probationary period come march though :/
Thanks so much! Well, for what it's worth, you're one of the few people here I would genuinely invite. Hope the job thing is going good at least, and hey... You can take a Rain check on that, all 3 of us will have to plan a meet up one of these days.
I definitely appreciate the good vibes. You've always been a good nigga/friend.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH why did you lie about the Clydesdale thing you thottin ass hoe
denying the cock of 1337
God I'm so glad I'm not cuffed by a ghostemane lookin ass BIH!!
I didn't want to stir shit then.
... But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale and is hung like one too. He's definitely one handsome fuck,and I'm lucky enough to be able to call him my husband soon. Never thought I'd ever be calling anyone else that again, especially as my legit husband, but I really do love and care about him, he's my other half, the other side to my coin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-21 at 5:51 AM UTC in Murder of Jessica LunsfordI had my horse boarded out near there, even went out on horseback looking for her in the state land that runs along the backside of Cardinal. We found 2 stolen cars, ad some weird shit in a couple old abandoned trailers. Was a fucked up situation, and even more fucked up they tried to blame the father, grandfather and grandmother. I remember so many people in the area "knew" the grandmother/grandfather knew something about that girl' disappearance.
They ended up selling that trailer park, and built a new walmart on the land a few years back.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-24 at 11:52 PM UTC in I'm pregnant againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-24 at 10:59 PM UTC in I'm pregnant againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-23 at 8:19 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by infinityshock yea…chicks are horny for about three months of the pregnancy then they don't get their sex drI've back for another two years.
even when the chick is horny while pregnant they're always 'don't to this…you'll hurt the baby'…'don't do that…you'll hurt the baby'…'don't stick it so deep you'll hurt the baby'…'don't stick it in my ass you might hurt the baby'…'gghhh mmmphhh gaaaa kcckkkkkkkkkk…' (I don't know what the last one was…I was tired of hearing all the yapping so I jammed my balls into those tonsils to quiet things down)
the one good thing about post-birth seks is the chicks apparently can take it balls-deep with their ankles behind their ears. any other time it's a no-go.
Well... that's news to me. I never was like that when I was pregnant. Most sex acts are not going to hurt the baby. I guess hormones could work the opposite as how I experienced my pregnancy, thus causing a drop in sex-drive, which might contribute to your experiences, but it definitely was not the case for me. My sex drive has improved quite a bit since becoming pregnant with my first child. After I had my son, my tits even became way more sensitive, and I'd literally have orgasms just from beast feeding, or even the mildest of touch from my partner.
Originally posted by Ajax I couldn’t decide on a specific thing to quote, so I’ll just leave a couple thoughts here.
hydro, you’re being pathetic. Coming here and bragging about how much money you make trying to justify your line of work. Not only that, but you’re using that to say how much better you are than everyone.
Fox Paws mentioned that he thinks doctors and lawyers make between. $100k - $150k. I would think that’s on the low end. I make more than that and I’m not even a doctor or lawyer. The difference is I don’t come here and try to rub it in everyone’s face like you are, which is fitting since you’re used to rubbing things in people’s faces by now. I haven’t reached the peak of my earning potential either. For you, every day is your peak. Every day you are older, dirtier, nastier, and looser than the day before. Eventually you will dry up, and then what? I bet you haven’t been investing for your future, so are just going to find a sugar daddy to cling to?
You're mistaking me explaining things brought up by comments as me "bragging". I'm not proud of my life, but nor am I going to be ashamed of what it is. It is what it is, the truth. As for justifying prostitution, I'm sorry you seem to have a problem with it. I have no moral qualms with this line of work, although I don't care for it, and ideally would be doing something else. If you've read about anything regarding me, you should be aware one reason I've chosen this line of work, rather than something else is because of my health. I've had a lot of shit that has just gotten worse over time, and to be able to keep things going with not knowing one day to the next if I am going to be so ill I can't move, or well enough to take on a few jobs, this is why this line of work has worked so well for me, at least for the time being. I find it funny (maybe not you specifically, but certainly others here) have no issues with fucking a prostitute, but would turn right around and attempt to shame a prostitute. It's a job like anything else, and has risks like any other job, and luckily enough I am able to minimize those risks. This line of work doesn't hurt anyone else. It's like we've had people on here who've made their living from robbing and burglarizing homes, and some how I'd be the one to get more shit for having sex with someone for money? That's some fucked up reasoning going on there. I just think a lot of people have deep seeded issues regarding sex and relationships with each other, and it comes to the surface during discussions such as these.
I had looked up the MEDIAN hourly wages of Veterinarians, lawyers, dentists, physicians, and some other professions,and their MEDIAN hourly wage was less than $50 an hour, or only slightly above, as I'd stated with regards to dentists and physicians. Considering I don't usually even spend an hour doing what I do on top of that, yeah, BY THE HOUR, I do make more money. Do I work 40 hours a week? Nope, with my health, I don't, nor do I need to to live a comfortable life doing this line of work. I'm not trying to "rub" anyone's face in anything, but when people want to shit on me as a person, and shit on what I do, when they don't even know the half of it, I will make a reply with facts. You make over 150k a year, yes? Good for you. You work hard I imagine. You likely have to deal with people, clients, your employer on a regular basis and sacrificed a lot of time to do that, along with an education too, to get to be doing whatever it is you do. If you're doing something you enjoy doing, even more power to you, but for me, I maybe work 15 hours a week, and I am comfortable with nothing to worry about financially. If I want or can't work a specific day or even week, I'll be okay too. I couldn't do that working at McDonald's, or Walmart. I also have the benefit of working more if I want to make more a specific week, day or month, if I so choose. Not a lot of jobs has that kind of flexibility.
I think sometimes there is a level of jealousy with some people that have to work harder, more hours, lack of flexibility and choice in how much an when they work, and have had to spend years in education to get where they are, that someone like me can make it by, barely work, but yet is comfortable, and self sufficient. So, to justify their situation, they would rather shit on mine to make themselves feel more superior. It's whatever though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-22 at 12:28 PM UTC in I'm pregnant againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-22 at 7:02 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but how much do you make in a year? I doubt you spend 40 hours per week fucking. A doctor with a normal 40 hour work week would average anywhere from $100,000 to $150,000.
I could if I chose to, but often I turn away clients or do them different days when I'm sick. I don't enjoy this line of work, so I do tend to make excuses not to sometimes, but there's a lot of days I just can't. My clientele was gathered with rather little effort, and a word or two to some folks I know. Even so, I don't have to do 1/10th of the bullshit a McDonald's employee has to do, nor work 8-10 hours just to make that.
Originally posted by Open Your Mind It's funny because you just compared yourself to a doctor, except you're a whore, pregnant and poor. And you didnt even need to go to school!
Not comparing myself to a doctor here (though medicine has been a subject of interest, and a long long time ago, being a physician (anesthesiology) was a career path I wanted to strive for), just median income, without the investment in education or training. I think it's a little fucked, but sex sells, and that's not my fault people will pay for sex.
Originally posted by mashlehash How do you feel about this, hydro?
Not really sure, honestly. I'll message you later.
Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lol making $50 a fuck is actually more similar to what a nigga at McDonalds make unless you have a revolving door of niggas coming in to smash. I find it hilarious how you want to act like you make $300/hr when you probably make like $100 a day which is McDonalds money.
Where ya bands at Hydro?
see above. I could if I wanted, and finding clientele isn't hard. Nor do I have to bust my ass like they do, or work the long hours for it.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix No.
lol, yeah, it's not PoC's thank god, but funny story about that...
Originally posted by infinityshock banging pregnant chicks is too much work.
Shit nigga what pregnant chicks have you been fucking? When I was pregnant with my son, I was horny as fuck.
Originally posted by NARCassist y'all jelly lol
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It's seems to be in regards to how little I have to put forth (and I mean, I know I am a decent fuck) and how much I make doing it. Hourly, I make more than most everyone here, I'd wager.
Originally posted by Enter i just realized shes bragging about being a prostitute in a thread where she just admitted shes pregnant
so like
shes not gonna be able to work for 9 months
unless they hav that preggers fetish
Dude, You don't even show for the first trimester, and after that, kay, but with my sn, I barely showed until I was 2 weeks from giving birth. Fortunately enough there are enough men out there who'll seek out pregnant woman too. It's a thing.
Originally posted by NARCassist i mean its pretty obvious that's where this fred is going right?
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but PoC isn't the father... couldn't be the father... impossible to be the father, and it's not because he diligently wears condoms either. I'll leave it at that... PoC isn't the father fo' sho', nigga.
Originally posted by Open Your Mind You know a whore is a real shitty whore too when she only spends 10 minutes per client.
Like the whores men really lust over, the hot ones, they at least charge by the hour, or by the night.
Hydro is a street walking addict.
I don't "only spend" 10 minutes with a client. That's just typically how quick I get the "job" done in. I'm there to complete the task and satisfy my client, and want them to be happy when they leave. If I was so shitty, I wouldn't have the same people coming back multiple times a week. Mostly, it's a once a week thing for my regulars, and for a couple, it's more like 2-3 times a week. Most of my clients, I spend a reasonable amount of time letting them talk, conversing before and after. As an example, this guy I'm going to see tonight, he's married, with kids, but he goes on and on about how he cares and loves his wife, but there's no affection, no sex, and it's been this way for a long time. He doesn't want to leave her, but it's just... I don't know how to relate to that, but I can understand the frustration of lacking affection, and feeling unwanted. I've suggested ways he might be able to get things better with his wife, even maybe seeing if she'd go to a doctor or therapist. I definitely would say my job is 90% a therapy session, with 10% sex. I honestly think I have such loyal clients because they like to talk, and I'm willing to listen. Sometimes when they call to set something up I get to hear the drama going on in their lives/reason for wanting to come visit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-07 at 6:42 PM UTC in Lanny's New ShtickThis is fucking retarded.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-07 at 6:40 PM UTC in xmas presents are kind of stupidI definitely loath Christmas and this time of year in general (including Thankgiving, new years, etc- Halloween is the only holiday I really liked to celebrate ever), any holiday, or birthday too. If I want to do something nice for someone, then I'll just do it, why fucking wait for a particular day to do it? I'd rather give and be gotten for from the heart rather than some silly social notion that I 'ought to give or be gotten for just because of some stupid holiday of religious significance I don't even prescribe to.
Halloween has been the only holiday I found to be a good holiday. It's fun. There's candy. You an dress up as anything you want. Mostly, it's a very lighthearted event, with little pressure from society forcing this or that with it. That's why I liked it so much. An added bonus is that is pisses off a lot of religious folks who get their panties in a bunch thinking people are worshiping the devil and shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-21 at 11:39 AM UTC in The day my dog was put down...Dude, it's better to let go before they get to the point they've lost all dignity, and have no quality of life. I've waited too long before, out of selfishness, love for that animal, not wanting to see them go, and I regret it. I did cherish what bit I had, but I should have let them go before they had to endure that pain and misery, before they got to that point. This months may have been hell for her, they may have been months of fear and pain, where as she got to go before it got to that point. I would always err on too soon, than too late, especially when you know for certain, in an elderly animals, or very sickly animal, their time will be coming before long. Don't beat yourself up for not doing anything, letting her go was the best thing you could have done for her most likely. Look at it this way, she was lucky in that she got to live, and hopefully avoid the worse of suffering before the end, in a calm, easy way to go, before she had to deal with the worst of it. She had people who loved her enough not to make her stay around in pain for longer than she needed, and you got to say your goodbyes to her before she went- sometimes, more often actually, we aren't so lucky as to get that chance.
We all die, it's a fate we all share. Cherish the time you had with her and memories you made. It sucks, it hurts, but it's part of life. I know nothing I can say would make you feel better, but I genuinely wish you the best, and truly am sorry for your loss, I really empathize with what you're dealing with. They say time heals all wounds. She's in a better place, even if that's in the dirt, not in pain. It'll get better in time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-22 at 5:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix It's not about money, its about me being a petty asshole. You said all I care about is hurting people, right? Then how can I have any cares left to expend on money? You got it right the first time, I'm a mean, shallow little asshole who likes to spread misery. If I was that money hungry I would have sold your instruments by now and bothered you about the $50 you said you were going to reimburse me for that phone card and money transfer but I don't give a fuck about it. You lying about me being a fucking pedophile and then trying to frame me for the death threats bullshit is when I lost the last shred of a fuck I had to give about you. Every bad thing I've ever said about you has been based on factual events, not outright defamatory lies and ridiculous speculation like you've come at me with so stop lecturing me about honor and dignity when you don't have any yourself.
You are a petty person, but you do vest a lot in the almighty dollar.
"Frame" you? lol omg, you're a fucking idiot. I haven't "framed" anybody. I've said from the start, I believe it to be you OR my ex. Yes, it's speculation, based on facts. You did some seriously fucked up shit, abused my trust, manipulated, and tried to control me. THe emails came about around the same time as all this shit according to §m£ÂgØL. Why would I put that past you? I have no doubt you'd have wanted to make me out to be as bad as you can, if you thought you could. You lost any shred of respect for me when, exactly? After I told your mother you were a pedo? Oh, then why did you abuse my trust, and fuck with my account? Why did you do the other shit you did too, then? You pull stunts like that and you don't expect people to be pissed off and angry? Yeah, I said it out of anger, and I apologized. I thought about causing you real grief, doing some dirty shit, but no, I'm not as low as you. Shit, I thought you mom didn't even tell you. You found out because I can at least admit to my wrongs, even if I did have justification for doing those wrongs. You had zero justification for what you did. You threatened me because I wouldn't talk to you, because I COULDN'T at that time. You gave zero shits waaaay before that about me, because if you had, you'd have let me deal with my seizures, and just talked to me the next day or so. You acted like I owed it to you to talk to you then and there- When I didn't owe you fucking shit. What? Some fucking phone card I didn't even want? In my situation, having a cell phone ha brought me waaay more anxiety than it's worth for the people I live with and I told you that on several occasions before you bought it. You bought it for yourself, not for me. I took me a while thinking on that before I decided, why should I give you more than I already have given you?
As for the instruments, I never asked for those back. I only said, after you had said so many times that you WANTED to send them back (to do with some such nonsense as not wanting to be reminded of me), then fine, I'd rather then back then you destroying them, as you said you would do if I wouldn't take them. I only asked for my father's leatherman back, that was it. I'd given it to you to hang on to, and a sign of my trust in you.
Honor and dignity arent the same as being perfect, and I know I am far from a perfect person. I told you before, I don't lie to the people I love. That is my honor. I never lied to you, and stupidly enough, I did love you. My dignity was apologizing, and admitting to my wrongs, even when I had every reason in the world to do and say that, and more. I didn't love you mother, and yeah, in anger, that's what I told her. I mean hell, you and her have such a good relationship, it was stupid, because of course she won't believe that from some girl you were dating. The next day I'd ask you if she told you what'd I'd said, and you didn't even know, because she didn't even tell you. I apologized for that, and for the insults I'd said to you when you used that bullshit to hold over my head just so you could talk to me. Just because you needed to feel like a big man and dominate someone who'd given you all their trust, everything. You might look down on me for when I've prostituted (if you'd have only said you didn't want me to do that, and had a problem with me doing it, I wouldn't have, else I wouldn't have talked to you about it and been open about it- when the first time you just said "I'm not against it for the reasons you think I am" and elaborated that you were concerned for my safety, I respected that, and didn't bring it up again, or go against that, until a safe avenue came about, and at hat, I ask you if you had a problem with it and you said no.), or even my physical dependency to T-PAIN, but I never lied to YOU, I never took from you, or abused your trust- even now, and you know damned well I have things you'd prefer I didn't say- and I won't. You might say I have no way to do you dirty like you did me... it's neither here nor there, because I'm not as low as you, and I wouldn't.
Since you want to mention the pedo thing here, why don't you tell me why you left threatening messages on my answering machine, called me over 15 times, threatened to chop my door down with an axe, harassed me on skype, doing all this when I said simply "I can't do this right now, I'm not well. I love you, I'll talk to you later, bye." when we were video chatting, then messaged 1337 when you couldn't get me to answer (dude, I seriously couldn't- I was having seizures, and had been all day. I'd messaged you that morning mentioning that I'd ha one before I left for my appointment. It wasn't like I made that shit up on the spot as an excuse, like you've insinuated I have. Even said before you called the first time, I felt that aura, like I was going to have another one.) to have him pass on the message of the fucked shit you'd done to me, being a petty and childish.
You really are delusional, PoC, to sit here and act like I did anything to justify how you treated me. Surely, I wasn't perfect, but my faults as your girlfriend were mild, and simple faults, and never did I do anything in anger to hurt you. Even in our relationship, you belittled and demeaned me over the silliest and pettiest of shit. You say I "talked down" to you or whatever, which I never, ever did, and especially didn't intend to. You often would apologize after you treated me like shit, and every time... every single fucking time, I would forgive and even say you had no reason to apologize, and excuse your ill behavior toward me. Anything I said to you through that, I said to you as a friend, and someone I loved. I'm sorry you couldn't see that. I'm sorry you're too dense to see love when it sits before you. I'm sorry you're so sad and lonely, all you have in you is anger toward anyone that isn't sad and lonely like you.
Tell me, Why are you so petty toward me? Really, what exactly did I do to deserve what you've done to me? What exactly did you lose, I mean... you message me saying I "teased" you with something you could never have (and if that meant love, well... you had it all that time, you were just too blind to see it. You had my honesty, and my loyalty too. If I wasn't an honest person, I wouldn't have even mentioned 1/10th of the shit I talked to you about. I can't help you were jealous of 1337, but at least at the time, you had no reason to feel threatened by him, and I tried every way I could to prove to you he wasn't a threat.)
I forgive you though. I'm not petty like you and I won't hold onto anger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-28 at 12:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by BULLDOZER2 just worndering if you are a grl
No, I'm a dude. I have a 12 inch big black cock. I've been pretending to be a single mother all this time for the lulz. When §m£ÂgØL got fucked in the ass for the first time, it was my monster horse cock that popped that tight little ass cherry. He had blood coming out his ass for days after, and he cried a lot... there was more blood working as lube than KY jelly we used... poor fella... It's not my fault I was born with such a magnanimously huge penis. I can't help the urges either; to ram my cock into such a cute little, scrawny spic twink like §m£ÂgØL. I don't think he ever shat right since that fateful day, in the cornfield in Florida. His poor asshole will never be the same size again. Last I heard, he was was incontinent, shitting all over his parents house. His mother wanted to press criminal charges. Can't blame his parents though, poor §m£ÂgØL's mom and dad have to chase him around the house, cleaning up the shit he trails behind as he goes. She tried refusing to feed him Frijoles Charros so he wouldn't be farting and shitting so much, with such... loose and disgusting diarrhea, but he had severe spic-food withdrawals, and actually trailed shit behind him with his walker (I did mention, I broke his hip in our ass-fucking love-making affair, didn't I?)while shaking in DTs, all the way to the nearest Spic restaurant where he shoveled down so many beans, they ended up banning him from the place for the explosion of shit he left splatter on one of the walls after he gorged himself... Quite sad, actually. I feel very remorseful for how much suffering I've caused his mother in having to wipe up the festering trails of bean-shit everyday. Poor old woman's golden days are spent shoveling feces out of her grown son's bed each morning, like she'd be mucking a horse stall. His father talked to a doctor, and they want to do reconstructive surgery, but §m£ÂgØL is afraid to do it, for fear of me coming around again, just to ripe his tight little asshole apart again... like I would again... I just couldn't stop myself... I'd NEED, like I need air to breath, to ram my cock back into his newly constructed ass... He couldn't control himself either... He'd beg me to fuck his ass, even despite the life altering damage I've already caused, and all the effort for a brand new asshole his parents would be paying for would just be for naught. He needs my cock in his tight ass, just the same as I need to have my cock there. His parents have refused to let him go anywhere now, and insist he never be allowed to be near me, because they know what I will do, and what he will let me do with his ass.
Why.. oh why was I born this monster I am with this humongous dick between my legs that seems to have a mind of it's own in going out and wrecking havoc on cute twink spics?! WHy has god cursed me to be a man?!?!
I just hope he's able to, despite my manliness and all its done, can move on with his life. Hopefully he can just live with the fond memory of that ass reaming and move forward and never look back. I, though, am stuck with the haunting image of what I've had and lost... the tightest spic asshole to grace the United States. *tear* We both must live with what we can nevr have again...
So, of course you should be able to tell I am in fact not a "grl". Thank you, cum again. -
2017-01-03 at 3:55 PM UTC in T-PAIN Synthesis?
Originally posted by reject Sometimes it's ok to lie. Not every truth needs to be known.
I don't agree with this statement. What does lying do? It certainly doesn't make anything better. If I lie about everything, and weave this story of being the best mother, in the loveliest home, with my child receiving the best education, it doesn't make it so. I am honest because I work with what I got, and I want to make the best of that I can, and do the best I can with that, and if I lie, I certainly don't learn anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
