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    what an idiot
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol what a jackass this cant be real.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    the last couple times I got pulled over i sobered up reaaaal quick haha

    but i also both those times they said I could leave and it was all good i honestly couldn't see because of the lights still on me and i almost felt like it was a tactic to fuck me over turning out weird.

    day before valentines day i drank early in the evening a lot and around like 1130 went to go buy a pizza and a brew and i ran a yellow light and because it was so late i was on their radar and they followed me and i knew what was going to happen, they asked if id been drinking and i said no but the guy was asking me why i had a beer in my lap (it wasn't opened) and i told him because i was going to drink it at my place but didn't want it sliding around in the car (i was only 2 blocks away from my place)
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    also don't take sobriety test, just go to jail and have them take your blood and hopefully by that time you'll be at the legal limit. fucking cucks and drunks
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    Or you could just not drive drunk you fucking faggot.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Or you could just not drive drunk you fucking faggot.

    or maybe you quit stating the obvious and quit being so frothy, dick head.

    plus i don't drive drunk anymore, i drive buzzed.

    dare to take the rational black pill fam?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    whiskey phoenix is the kind of normie that prolly thinks people should be put in prison because they are weed users is illegal or that prostitution is wrong because he's against adults making decisions amoungst themselves.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's against adults making decisions amoungst themselves.

    The older I get the more I think a lot of adults really are incapable of making good decisions.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby whiskey phoenix is the kind of normie that prolly thinks people should be put in prison because they are weed users is illegal or that prostitution is wrong because he's against adults making decisions amoungst themselves.

    Weed is harmless and prostitution only causes harm to the user. The fact you equate those things with choosing to drive drunk just reinforces how fucking retarded you really are, not that we didn't already know.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby also don't take sobriety test, just go to jail and have them take your blood and hopefully by that time you'll be at the legal limit. fucking cucks and drunks

    Do you know anything about BAC.... it goes up over time unless you stopped drinking forever ago. Just don’t drink and drive fucking idiots.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Weed is harmless and prostitution only causes harm to the user. The fact you equate those things with choosing to drive drunk just reinforces how fucking retarded you really are, not that we didn't already know.

    Weed is not harmless ive known people to get in car accidents because they were so high you retard
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MAL Do you know anything about BAC…. it goes up over time unless you stopped drinking forever ago. Just don’t drink and drive fucking idiots.

    Lol at forever ago.. Your body eliminates 1 drink per hour on average.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Weed is not harmless ive known people to get in car accidents because they were so high you retard

    Then they shouldn't be smoking if they react like that to it, retard. You tried to insult me over a legalization issue not DWI. Go choke on your "black pill" faggot.
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    "how much you had to drink tonight?"

    *shakes head/ makes face*

    "haha okay sorry, its my job to ask dumb questions"
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Then they shouldn't be smoking if they react like that to it, retard. You tried to insult me over a legalization issue not DWI. Go choke on your "black pill" faggot.

    how about you quit acting like a butt hurt dick head all the time? hmmm?!
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    I knew these people that would just drive on anything like it was totally normal to be driving at 2 am on 3 hits of acid, syncans and beer. I'm surprised none of them are dead.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Or you could just not drive drunk you fucking faggot.

    Or the state could stop making a situation where you have to drive to an establishment that serves alcohol that you are required by law to consume on the premises and then drive away from in order to collect both taxes and find you stupid cuckoo sheep.
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    alcohol is lame anyways. ghb and etizolam are both way better
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    What's wrong with driving on acid?
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Weed is harmless and prostitution only causes harm to the user. The fact you equate those things with choosing to drive drunk just reinforces how fucking retarded you really are, not that we didn't already know.
    Well, despite what I've been doing for a little while now, and would like to agree with that statement regarding prostitution, it can be argued it can harm the community because say married guy comes and sees someone who has an STD, contracts it, then brings it home to his wife/girlfriend/other prostitute... Now you're carrying it to others whom had no direct contact with that prostitute, and that could be one person or a dozen others,thus spreading the disease.

    That's where legalization comes into play to make things safer. If legalized, sex workers get tested regularly, there is regulation, and far less pressure on them to not use condoms and safe sex practices. Along with making it safer for providers all the way around.

    I also agree, Noone should be drinking and driving. Too bad you don't follow your own advice. Hopefully now you do.
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