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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I have this drinking game where I take a shot every time I see malice blame one of his problems on autism. Good way to get hammered on a friday night.
  2. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Well, wedding plans are well under way. Got some wedding gifts from a few clients too, so that's nice. Excited as fuck to be dropping acid, exchanging vows, more so than I ever thought I would be. Friends are taking me out tonight, and we're supposed to end up at the restaurant of one of my clients who's cover the bill for us, which is cool. It's pretty fancy restaurant, place serves $300 bottles of wine and shit. 1337's gonna be going with us too.

    As for §m£ÂgØL's shit, I didn't threaten him, not now, not ever. He's either being trolled by someone from here or my ex, or he's making shit up to just cause shit. I really couldn't give a fuck about him or his shit, nor do I have the time or effort to spend sending that faggot threats. I really don't care. I hope he moves on with his life. I told him before, and I told him now- go to the police. I didn't do shit to him. As shitty as he's been, I think it's because he's jealous or some shit I'm getting married, since he's kept harping on it, send me emails trying to convince me not to marry 1337, and even made a new account to message 1337 after 1337 blocked him on the kik group.

    I feel sorry for you, §m£ÂgØL. You're so delusional that you need to start shit and go on and on and on. I'm not stupid enough to fucking send threats first off, and second off, I've moved on, and just wish you would too. I've left you alone, please, do the same. I think maybe you're so out there that you're literally fabricating shit just to fuck with me... then have the nerve to call me childish. Not like you haven't done the same before to others.

    I've always fessed up to my wrong doings, I've also never trolled, like you have. I'm not a pathological liar like you are either. You've admitted to trolling girls for nudes, just to hurt their feelings, and god knows, your life is probably so bleak and sad that you need to do this just to have something to look forward to. You like the attention and drama it brings I suppose, and like thinking it bothers or hurts me. Funny too that you insinuate I'm a manipulator, when you yourself have clearly demonstrated that that's exactly what you are. Kinda sad really.

    Well, I'm going to be having the week of my life with my new husband, and I cannot wait. We're gonna be going horseback riding, which I definitely am looking forward to, can't wait to teach 1337 to ride, or about hoof care. Gonna spend a couple nights camping too, which is gonna be fun. Just hope I'm not too sick, since well.. I have been a bit under the weather with the pregnancy, and just my overall health. Been stressing out getting everything prepared, but meh... it's definitely gonna be worth it. Glad I've had a few friend's help me get shit figured out.
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  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Untold Stories of the ER has some terrible fucking acting.
  4. Originally posted by Lanny I have this drinking game where I take a shot every time I see malice blame one of his problems on autism. Good way to get hammered on a friday night.

    You should try watching pulp fiction and take a shot every time Samuel Jackson says "motherfucker"
  5. Originally posted by Malice Rrrrrrrggghhh, I’m cutting down on pot due to negative effects and because I feel I’ve recovered from PTSD enough and I’m so fucking angry. I wish I had some benzos.

    It’s too fucking hot and I had to wait outside in a line before I could get into the Social Security office. I’m so ancap just stepping foot into a federal building makes me rage. This must be how Timothy McVeigh felt.

    PTSD? From your imaginary Puerto Rican assault?
  6. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, wedding plans are well under way. Got some wedding gifts from a few clients too, so that's nice. Excited as fuck to be dropping acid, exchanging vows, more so than I ever thought I would be. Friends are taking me out tonight, and we're supposed to end up at the restaurant of one of my clients who's cover the bill for us, which is cool. It's pretty fancy restaurant, place serves $300 bottles of wine and shit. 1337's gonna be going with us too.

    As for §m£ÂgØL's shit, I didn't threaten him, not now, not ever. He's either being trolled by someone from here or my ex, or he's making shit up to just cause shit. I really couldn't give a fuck about him or his shit, nor do I have the time or effort to spend sending that faggot threats. I really don't care. I hope he moves on with his life. I told him before, and I told him now- go to the police. I didn't do shit to him. As shitty as he's been, I think it's because he's jealous or some shit I'm getting married, since he's kept harping on it, send me emails trying to convince me not to marry 1337, and even made a new account to message 1337 after 1337 blocked him on the kik group.

    I feel sorry for you, §m£ÂgØL. You're so delusional that you need to start shit and go on and on and on. I'm not stupid enough to fucking send threats first off, and second off, I've moved on, and just wish you would too. I've left you alone, please, do the same. I think maybe you're so out there that you're literally fabricating shit just to fuck with me… then have the nerve to call me childish. Not like you haven't done the same before to others.

    I've always fessed up to my wrong doings, I've also never trolled, like you have. I'm not a pathological liar like you are either. You've admitted to trolling girls for nudes, just to hurt their feelings, and god knows, your life is probably so bleak and sad that you need to do this just to have something to look forward to. You like the attention and drama it brings I suppose, and like thinking it bothers or hurts me. Funny too that you insinuate I'm a manipulator, when you yourself have clearly demonstrated that that's exactly what you are. Kinda sad really.

    Well, I'm going to be having the week of my life with my new husband, and I cannot wait. We're gonna be going horseback riding, which I definitely am looking forward to, can't wait to teach 1337 to ride, or about hoof care. Gonna spend a couple nights camping too, which is gonna be fun. Just hope I'm not too sick, since well.. I have been a bit under the weather with the pregnancy, and just my overall health. Been stressing out getting everything prepared, but meh… it's definitely gonna be worth it. Glad I've had a few friend's help me get shit figured out.

    Make sure you deeply contemplate the fact that you have AIDS on acid
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    (it's a troll)
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone …hoof care…
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Daily Make sure you deeply contemplate the fact that you have AIDS on acid

    oh fuck, what a headfuck that could be.



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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I wish I could join you guys and learn about horse penis care
  11. Originally posted by NARCassist oh fuck, what a headfuck that could be.



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    eh, we're all going to die
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic eh, we're all going to die

    i know obvious, lol. but just knowing how and that it could be soon, plus thinking that all those HIV virus' are crawling round inside you attacking all your cells and shit. that would be freaky as fuck. almost makes me want to catch aids and then do acid just for the experience, lol.



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  13. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i know obvious, lol. but just knowing how and that it could be soon, plus thinking that all those HIV virus' are crawling round inside you attacking all your cells and shit. that would be freaky as fuck. almost makes me want to catch aids and then do acid just for the experience, lol.



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    Yeah, I've kinda done this a lot of shrooms before. I have a thoracic aortic aneurysm so figured that's how I'm gonna go when it finally happens, assume I die of natural causes.

    Originally posted by Lanny I wish I could join you guys and learn about horse penis care
    You wanna? Tell ya what, since you and 1337 are such good butt-buddies, you're welcome to join us.


    Oh, on a side note I almost forgot to post since I've been so busy, earlier this way I got paid good money to let a dog fuck me. That was pretty interesting. He knotted up in me and we were stuck together for 30minutes. Plus it put's me 1k ahead too, so there's that.
  14. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    I was a farrier for over 8 years. it's something I was very passionate about.
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  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny I have this drinking game where I take a shot every time I see malice blame one of his problems on autism. Good way to get hammered on a friday night.

    http://www.myaspergerschild.com/2013/04/list-of-symptoms-for-high-functioning.html

    You fucking see this list?!

    Now that you're experiencing the depths of depression and existential despair can you see why anti-natalism is the purest form of humanism?

    We must learn to recognize our biological predisposition, that we are manifestations of evil designed to spread genes as effectively and ruthlessly as possible, deny our drives, the will-to-life, even our very survival instinct, and transcend our individualism for something greater. I would sacrifice eternal life and maximal pleasure if it meant I could prevent this from ever occurring again.
  16. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh, on a side note I almost forgot to post since I've been so busy, earlier this way I got paid good money to let a dog fuck me..

    pics/vids?
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Earlier this day I got paid good money to let a dog fuck me. That was pretty interesting. He knotted up in me and we were stuck together for 30minutes. Plus it put's me 1k ahead too, so there's that.

    Lanny, can we have a banner with this as a quote? Maybe just as a temporary thing.

    Do it for Van Gogh.
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  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    "myaspergerschild.com"
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  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    actually maybe I can find some helpful tips
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah, I just googled it and chose whatever. It's actually a good list, I've visited the site before.

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