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2017-05-08 at 11:20 AM UTC in I recently started doing Phone Sex Operator work
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Wanna move in with me and become a trianglist? I'll look after your kid no string attached
Will you supplement him with methamphetamines and dissasociatives? Will he be the grandmaster trolling trianglist when he is of the wee age of 12? If so then my answer is clearly Yes. How could I pass up an opportunity for my child's furtherment?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-08 at 6:57 AM UTC in What musical instruments do you play?I've recently started learning the guitar. I was in a.. Very unusual circumstance which allowed me to begin learning and got a 100 year old Venezuelan classical flemenco guitar. It's been enjoyable and helped me. A great deal manage my anxiety and stress. I literally take it everywhere I go when I leave the house and when I hvea appointments it's wonderful to annoy the Secretary enough that I get in and out pretty fast since I began.
I tried to learn the guitar when I was about 14. I had already taught myself the flute (at 7 years old) and self taught myself the violin a little bit. Iwas very proficiente with the flute and about a schooled beginner on the violin,meaning I knew a fair amount of pieces and could keep tempo with things fair well,but had a lot more to learn still. I hadn't played my violin in years and had lost/my high dollar solid silver flute got lost and possibly stolen- I stopped playing about at 15 or so. With the violin that was about the same but considering that I just got my horse, I just had so much going into that. Niw about the guitar I tried to learn on when I was 14,the damn thing was so hard to play (I realize now it probably had too high of action, and it was truly a pile of shit in everyway and incredibly hard to play. This is why I think I failed my first time, since I'd already invested the time to learn 2 other instruments before and succeed at least to some degree.
I just began again in February and this go has been much easier and I've caught on a lot quicker and more importantly I've been enjoying the time when I dick off and play a lot. It's helped me through a lot of depression.
Who here plays an instrument? and if so, then what? How good are you? How many years have you played? EDIT: what genre and/style of music do you play? Got any advice for a beginner or resources to help one grow as they get further into playing?
I've also gotten back to playing the violin again and will be repadding this flute I ran across.
There is also a classical guitar I am Restoring. That got damned in shipping.
I also have a Schecter diamond series Omen-6 electric guitar, basswood body. The 100 year old flemenco guitar (solid spruce) I have the papers on and play her the most though.. And she really is from the 1920's and sounds great- I put a set of light tension D'Addario strings on a few weeks back... She's been a lot of fun and very easy for me, better than many guitars I got to play before picking her..and she's cool. Looks a Little different than most classical guitars I've seen and also.. Ugly-she's already had a few cracks repaired but she's old.. It happens, she's definitely got a lot of history. and she had a slightly smaller body, more a "parlor" size guitar than a huge "dreadnaught" she also has been. Restored with a piezo contact mic in her too so. It's fun. To plug her into a amp. I have a spider line 6 III 15 watt solid state amp- it's not a bad little amp for what I use it for and hoe I'm playing at the moment. It does fine with both the electric and classical.
My violin is a lower end decent quality entry model violin I purchased from some luthier in Eastern Europe (Chek Republic I wanna say.. That or Romania.)
I still gotta get my flute repadded-but it's a 40 year old, decent quality student flute that just needs pads which I plan to do myself.
Oh and I weirdly ended up with a flat top, tear drop shaped, solid spruce top mahogany sides, mandolin from 1985 that also has a piezo contact mic and is really cool. I like her a lot and have been beating around trying to learn on her too along with the guitar- I haven't ended up playing as much though on it as the guitar.
I have another classical guitar, solid Honduran mahogany, that's 35 years old that the shipping fucked her all up- she has cracks around. The sides of the body and some. Minor cracks that can be created on the back and face. I found some old stock, Honduran mahogany (kinda hard these days) that was a lot- so I got 4 sets of present sides and 1 set that hasn't been bent yet super cheap- it also took me a while to find some tools reasonably priced too. Also found same wood for the binding. That's going to be my project this summer.
Even though I've just began, I've kinda been emerged in it since it came into my. Life in a very odd and slightly fucked up way... But that's for another day. I've met quite a few people who have befriended me in the last few months who play and one who's plays and does gigs/records for a living, and he has been instrumental in helping my progress and giving advice and answering questions when I need help. The others are more... Dedicated hobbyists- some have played in a few bands over the years. Also- youtube. I like lessons by Scott Grove and Ben Eller the best-botj are really good and explain shit well and are funny as fuck for the lessons they have on there.
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2017-05-08 at 11:10 AM UTC in Would anyone in the Bay Area be wiling to keep me on suicide watch?Yeah I do actually. I was talking to someone about it recently and you came up regarding the K topic lol.
I hope it does help you, I've heard of it helping others at least for a while. I've considered trying it too, if for nothing else to cross off the list of shit I've tried..
And hell... Maybe it would work. Mushrooms have helped me similar in terms of the after effect as what is described for K. I wish I could still get some for free lol.
Seriously though, Mal- if you ever just want to talk or message or... Whatever might help, lemme know. Shit, text me. I gave you my new number in the email I sent.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-06-21 at 7:57 AM UTC in Mom found my meth pipe, foil, strawsLol I checked this thread again just because I saw you posted- Im so stoned, and it all makes perfect sense.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-22 at 10:10 AM UTC in Help a Nigga out- this is a call to the OG cool niggas to help my friend in a small waycool story, bro. He's also done far more, and gave way more fucks for my child than you have ever done for yours.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-22 at 1:45 PM UTC in Help Deport MexicansYeah, that's some NARC shit right there. I ain't no fucking NARC, if I got a problem with someone, I fucking handle it, not be a little snitchy bitch and call big brother to do it for me. Pussy bitches with no life are fuckers who'd bother to report someone just trying to live their life. We are all people, individuals, with minds, hearts, and potential- Why are we submitting to this shit that is propaganda to divide us, rather than be stronger as one? The problem isn't the average illegal Mexican immigrant, it's shit like the war on drugs, and our dependency on cheap shit from China, and fucking over social security for the next generation, and this fucked debt we got ourselves into- for what? war.. retard, stupid, needless war.
Also, why not work to help our neighbors be as well off as we as a Country are? If we did that, then really, would we need to worry about illegals?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-06 at 7:38 AM UTC in Well fam, I've decided to double down and have a fam
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^lol you're a total ass hat , hydro, your babies daddy would text me in the middle of the night crying like a lil bitch saying how you are a heroin addict and keep him away from "baby" I feel really sorry that he lost his virginity and had his first kid to a mannish pig like you. And also he said you held a gun up to his candy ass. I'm not surprised, you both tell me things then the other one denies it.
And my daughters mother didn't do that, she said she was cool with me not paying child support anymore, and she even waived off the 1k or so I owed her for back pay, fucktard.
So again you're a "lady" talking about "marriage" something she's never done before, quit talking out of your ass!
You even bitch about how §m£ÂgØL "got of the hook" and doesn't pay anything, well thats because some bitches are stupid. derpadew!
and the thing is §m£ÂgØL is never ever going to see his kid, even with my daughter if she ever wanted to talk to me ( i saw her a couple months ago) what would §m£ÂgØL say? oh you were conceived in a pure moment up oozieness when i was hanging out with the nu-manson family, i had a dick up my ass and my dick in a cunt… sounds really pleasant..
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-03T23:45:29.516547+00:00
LOL I'm the asshat here? Well, I'm not the one spinning lies and hyperbole. I know for a fact "my baby's daddy" would not spend the night texting you I am a heroin addict (and for the record, I'm not). If you're going to say shit, then at least get the facts straight, but you're so retarded, you're not capable of doing that. You're either too retarded to read, or you're one of those people so desperate for attention that they pretend to know everything and be intimately involved so they can brag. I think it's both, to be honest.
As for the past, I've owned up to my mistakes, and if anyone cares enough for the truth, they can read through my posts to find it, but what you have said here, and several times before is entirely inaccurate or twisting the truth. You aren't worth the time a reciting again, as I have before, because frankly, you don't care. All you care about is acting like an uneducated retard, who creates controversy for LULZ, because your life is sad as that.
Here is a very important thing to understand about children: If you cared about your daughter, you would have simply done what you could for her to have the best life you could give her with no expectation of anything for yourself, since you brought her in this world. It's not about whether her mother wants child support or not, it's about doing the right thing for your child (and BTW, you could still do the right thing even though you're not legally compelled to do so). It's clear you don't care about anybody other than yourself though. Every time you bring up a girl, a friend, or someone, it's always about what they do for you, how much they want you or to be around you, or what they give you. You thrive and crave to be wanted, accepted, granted, most people do, but the difference with you is, it's always going to be a one way street with you. You EXPECT to get something out of the relationship with your own daughter, and feel justified to have it because you were paying child support. That's not normal, or even fair to the little girl, and when you didn't get what you felt entitled to, and the opportunity arose to rid yourself of the situation, that's what you did- that's what you always do with your relationships. If you don't get something from it or get it to the level you feel is worth your time or involvement, you want absolutely nothing to do with it, same as what happened with your child.
Sadly, that cycle will likely happen with your soon-to-be wife, and newest child. Right now, as stated in your post, you go on and on about what this will do for YOU. Not them, not something mutually beneficial, but for you. Marriage, or any serious relationship is about a give and a take, and striking a balance. Even while dealing with friends this is the case, and yeah, sometimes there comes a point when a friend can't for whatever reason give as they were, and need more from you as a friend- healthy people take the good with the bad and look at the long term, not just "Oh shit, she isn't giving me drugs anymore, and now she wants something from me... I better drop this shit, quick!" You just aren't emotionally mature enough to see it, or smart enough to understand it.
And because I am a lady, and I've never made the gross mistake of marriage with an unfit partner, in a time in my life that would have made the situation worse, it's talking out my ass? I may not have signed the papers, nor gone through the legal process to become married, but I do feel I know quite a bit about it, along with what a serious, committed relationship is, which ultimately IS what marriage is, or is supposed to be about anyway. I was pressured a great deal to get married, and I see exactly why now- to use me, and sink his teeth into me even further. I was with that man for 11 years of my life and supported him for the majority of the entire engagement. He was like you in the way that he was leech, user, and clung to people for what he could use them for, the way you're doing with this girl and her family.
I'm not going to say every marriage is a bad thing, nor that everyone who gets married is stupid, but for the vast majority who do these days, it is. I could only every marrying someone I loved, after being in a very serious relationship with them that was healthy, then only if it would benefit the both of us in a strong way, to do so- and I really cannot think of a situation that would merit doing that. At best, most marriages are social contracts which announce a strong and serious love in a traditional way, and at worst they are familial trappings which are constructed to make it incredibly hard to escape without difficulty, socially and family judgement- not to mention a great deal of upheaval for children involved most times. If two people love each other, it shouldn't have to come down to signing a legal document to announce love, rather the relationship should speak for it's self. The reasons you're marrying this girl are entirely the wrong reasons, and plus, you barely even know this girl in the great scheme of things, and she barely knows you- so you're just going to fucking marry her after getting her pregnant? That is the most retarded reason to ever get married.
As for §m£ÂgØL, he's seen my son, and could any time he desires. He's also put more toward the welfare of that child than you have for the entirety of your child's life so far, and I am grateful and have a lot of respect for him for that, and he's not been compelled legally to do right by a child like you have.
I think it's funny that the way you try to insult me is with lies and manipulating the facts, along with cheap insults to boot. I am a strong, and sincere woman, who is seen well enough by others, and despite my personal self esteem issues, I am considered beautiful, and attractive by men far out of your league, both physically, and socioeconomically, to give a shit what you, or anyone else thinks on this forum, about my physical looks, or the sincere heart I have.
If like you, want to see the bad in people, and present and exaggerate their flaws, then that's all people like you will ever see. On the other hand, there are those, both here, and in real life who see me for who I truly am. Which do you think I care about? Certainly not you, or those like you. My post was my opinion, coupled with the best advice anyone could give you, and if your friends or family truly cared, or aren't completely retarded, they'd give you this advice too- more so than you, I hope others take it to heart too. If taken it will save you (or others reading in the same situation) a lot of trouble and heartache, and for your girlfriend's sake, I hope she decides to avoid that nightmare (giving her the benefit of the doubt that she's not a total piece of shit like you)- I cannot see it ending anyway good with your personality, lack of work ethic, selfish nature, much less your criminal history/obligations. If you do get married though, I'm sure it will bring great LULZ to the community, and I look forward to laughing at your sorry plight- just remember, I tried to warn you.
Originally posted by reject 2 terrible parents, neither of whom are fit to have kids, arguing over who is worse. What a forum we post on.
If I had a kid I'd trust schplew to look after it over either of you.
At least he'd just leave it outside and neglect it, Hydro would rent it out for a bag of heroin and Bill Krozby would try to fuck it
LOL I've never neglected, or would sell or put my baby in danger for any reason, much less a selfish reason like drugs. My child has always had everything he needs, and I've gone out of my way and sacrificed much to provide him with the best for his nutritional needs and overall well being. (raw goat milk isn't cheap- talk 10-12$ a gallon). Again, just like Bill Krozby, always wanting to distort the truth, make unfounded assumptions, and try to highlight how bad of a mother I am just because I medicate with a legal drug for the chronic pain I suffer which allows me to keep providing for my child. I even had my son at home, forgoed all the drugs I would have been given/prescribed, to have him at home, for his well being, because his health and happiness has been paramount to me (Agree with my choices or not, my intent for everything was for my son's well being and happiness). My child has always come first. I've had to make hard choices, and of course I am not perfect, nor the typical mother, but my life has revolved around doing everything in my power to give this child not only what he needs, but the love, dedication, and a mother who strives to be the best she can be for him, that he deserves. Sure, he could have been born into a better life, with better parents who are more financially well off than I am, but at least he has someone who tries to do everything she can to make his life as best as she can and thinks through every choice with him as her first, and most important priority, and at least he has a mother who loves him with every fiber of her being and would do anything to make this child happy- sadly, there are a lot of children who don't have that and sorely need, and wish they had a parent such as that.
It doesn't matter what you think of me, and I know that you and others pick at those things because you know it's an easy, cheap shot, in an attempt to hurt me, and I can't lie and say it hasn't bothered me before, as I know I am no perfect mother (no parent is), and like all good parents, I struggle with being overly critical of myself, and saddened by not being well off to shower my child with financial wealth, but I do know what kind of mother I am, and it is terribly far from the mother you describe and think of me as. Not just me, but a lot of people IRL know what kind of mother I am, and I've been praised for my hard work and dedication in light of the struggles I've faced, and everyone who knows my son, and knows me, sees only a good dedicated parent, trying to do the best she can for a child she loves dearly.
Bill Krozby can't even form a retort against this because he's never done anything remotely parental in his life, much less raised a child, or put anything above himself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-03 at 3:51 PM UTC in I have a problem with a boyI can attest to Bill Krozby's shit-tier athletic abilities. There are down syndrome kids who master it better. He doesn't care about facts, or what someone actually says, he cares about making hyperbole, and thinks he's cool with his derpedew shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-03 at 4:32 PM UTC in I am very smart
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^get tuff faggot
and you can't kill me for using it because I was actually part of the get tuff crew, faggot
ROFLMAO "I was actually part of the get tuff crew" like that's something to be proud of. *face palm* Jesus, I can't make this shit up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-03 at 4:21 PM UTC in Well fam, I've decided to double down and have a famMarriage is one of the stupidest things ever. You know, I never legally got married. I called him my husband because we got together and my grandmother's church had shit about us "living in sin" so it became second nature to just say we were married. We were together a total of 11 years anyway. It made a lot of situations easier to just pretend we were married, and made HIM feel better to say he had a wife (now I know that's because he felt ownership over me). Socially the title of husband/wife made it sound like we were more mature, and got less shit, and it did help to some degree with finding work in a shitty christian town. The smartest thing I ever did was not marrying that asshole though. From what I've heard, he already got married to another girl, not even being together a year, like the retard he is. He always wanted to marry me, and tried every which way to pressure me to, and I am so glad I didn't cave.
Marriage is for fools. At least when I was able to get out my my shit situation that was hard enough to escape without being married, I didn't have to deal with that bullshit of dealing with divorce.
I feel sorry for your girlfriend, Bill Krozby. I'm sure she's confused, and scared being pregnant to a idiot like you, and likely, with social and family pressures, feels like marrying you will help the situation. Hopefully she gets a wake up call. I genuinely hope, more for this poor girl, and unborn child's sake, things work out. I just don't foresee you doing the right thing by any child. You could have toughed it out, and paid your child support, and spent your lawyer fees on getting visitation/bettering your daughter's life, rather than legally disowning the poor kid, but you didn't, so I have no faith, nor respect for you doing the right thing for any child. It all sounds good now, because you think you're in love with the girl/trying to make the best of a bad thing, and trying to hedge your bet so you won't be paying child support again.yet again, Bill Krozby, you think you will go on with little to no fallout from the situation, while the child and mother are the one's fucked over royally...
I'll tell you a secret though. When you marry a girl, and have a baby with them, they are more likely to hold onto your ass, and rip you for every red cent you have in a divorce/custody/child support case than just let it go, like your daughter's mother did. When you marry a woman, they're going to feel more ownership to you, and I promise you you won't get out of this one so easy and paying far more in the end. You're gonna be regretting this marriage before long, all because of the little things you fail to see about it now. I hope I'm wrong though, I sincerely mean that.
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2016-12-29 at 12:23 PM UTC in ATTN: Niggas in Space.
Originally posted by reject Have you ever jacked/blown off a horse for your own pleasure?
No, I have not. I have no sexual interest in the equine. Though I did own a clydesdale, so yeah, I woulda had a pretty big cock, if I was into that sorta shit.
Now, I have, in order to save a horse's life on more than one occasion, have been shoulder deep in a horse's ass before. Colic is a no joke thing. It can kill, it's painful, and you don't just do nothing when it happens and expect to to end well. I've had to do enemas with the hose (I knew one guy who was an idiot who killed his horse this way, but really, you gotta be a retard to do that- talk sticking it up their ass running, and going to have dinner while they're stuck on cross ties.), as well as lube up my arm with vegetable oil and dig out what I can only describe as concrete. We are talking shit that is so fucking dry, that if it'd been pot the horse ate, you could smoke it right then and there (thinking about cheech and chong joke, smoking Labrador), and just omg... not fucking good. It's a fucked up thing to have to do, but we are talking life or death for the horse here, so of course I'm not going to let an animal die just because it's a shitty situation.
Another unpleasant part of horse care/ownership is having to clean their penis/vagina. I had a stallion, and because of that, and him masturbating regularly, I didn't have to do it as much as with a gelding (castrated horse), but basically, you have to run your fingers around the inside of the head of their penis and sheath looking for 'beans' that form from smegma build up. I have cleaned many horse's penises before, and especially on geldings it can become a very serious life threatening problem. I have witnessed first hand twice on two separate occasions of geldings who had not been cleaned regularly (their owners didn't know it was supposed to be done, one was new at horses, the other just an idiot), and I caught it by seeing them in pain, kicking at their abdomen, swollen groin/sheath, and they both could barely piss. As you can see having a blockage like this could cause a very serious problem. In the wild, and with horses that are physically bred regularly (as opposed to artificial collection), the action of sex clears up this sort of problem, and with geldings, they don't get fully erect ever, so it's even worse with them, but some will try to tell you they don't produce as much smegma, which is bullshit- I've seen it, I've dealt with it, it's a real thing that could kill if not treated promptly. On the horse's with the 'beans', I pulled out several large, rock hard, round clumps that had built up over years, since it's likely they'd never been cleaned before (one gelding was 6 the other was 8- both fairly young). Now, some horses will let you do this with ease, and others will try to kick you, or just make it very hard to do so. You have to either catch the horse 'relaxed' or, sometimes, 'stimulate' them to let down their penis, so you can clean it. Of course, I prefer the latter, but I've been forced to have to 'stimulate' a horse before in order to clean them properly.
On the other hand, there is the job of cleaning the vulva, labia, and tits. Thankfully, unless you're dealing with some other problem, there is no need, and it can actually be harmful, to be sticking your hands inside the vagina (not a horse, but a cow and a got I've had to pull their calf/kid when they were stuck before). The labia can have beans form here too. I haven't dealt with a whole lot of mares, but have cleaned a horse cunt a few times in my life. You also need to clean between her tits too, and that's pretty nasty at times.
Now, for the funny part you might get a real kick out of, and no, this was not for my pleasure, nor do I think either of them actually enjoyed it, or did it for their "own pleasure", but my exhusband, and our friend we went to college with, they both tried to jack off our bull we had so we could attempt to artificially inseminate the cow we had. The bull in question here was very tiny, and the cow, she was super tall. He couldn't reach to get it in, hence why it came around to try and collect his semen lol. It was funny watching, and the poor guy had the look on his face like "wtf? I'm being raped!" and it was an unsuccessful collection needless to say.
When dealing with horses/livestock there is a lot of nasty shit that goes on. Fortunately it's not an all too common thing to have to do/happen, and there is far more to enjoy from horse ownership/equestrian activities than having all the not so nice things that come along and crop up from time to time.
The only thing I have done, not so much for pleasure, but rather relief from severe menstrual, pain is spend hours riding. It would always help subside the pain for me when the cramps got really bad. I miss being able to ride every time I have a bad case of that crop up, which is almost every time I'm on the rag. The only pleasure I have gotten from horses is of the non-sexual variety. I had a great deal of fun bonding, riding, learning, and spending time with horses. It was always great to feel 10 feet tall, and able to do things with a horse you otherwise could not do alone.
I know you asked the question to be a dick, but I figured I'd give you something of interest to ponder and laugh about anyway.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!