Honestly hire a bunch of Chinese Siamese twins and have Ellen musk put his microcontroller in their brains so that they can solve captchas for your alt posting with their eyes closed and every time they solve one you give him a Chinese penny
Basically this reminds me of my idea of the Mexican gamers League where you can just hire a Mexican to get on your video game server and literally just take the match over and her ass everyone and it's cheap because well I don't know who doesn't want to get paid to play video games.
The Indians are way more wicked annoying so that would actually be one thing they would be good at but due to the time zones and stuff it's best if we can just get Mexicans cuz cuz they are pretty close to the mainland to the new country oh yeah also like the distance they're close so they don't have a lot of lag
I would literally buy a bunch of Mexicans burritos to just come on here and triangle Post and keep it real and harass my compatriots
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Fona you greasy f****** pig f***** maybe you don't treat your trash can right and it ran away from home cuz you're all f***** up have you even considered that
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2022-09-18 at 12:41 AM UTC
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I'm building a new deck.
Nice man hell yeah now all it needs is a hot tub some budwiser and it ain't worth nothing till you put a SLAMPIG in it fuckin cover that thing with titty torches and palm leaves drink a my Thai while a BITCH french braids your hair yeah
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Why stop at the hand you might as well buy a full rubber fuckslave dress her up in your bugle boy pants and a sunhat and sunglasses and send her to work
That way you get paid to sleep in then when she comes back wit da check you take your pants off, then take your pants off again and fuck she shIT out of her that pussy is FIRE
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2022-09-15 at 4:57 PM UTC
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Privacy cunts oil well
Privacy cunts has reached out, after all these years. She was a good kid growing up but she got into some trouble as a teen. Her mother has decided to stop supporting her lavish lifestyle of running around her apartment with her tits out and no curtains , wearing a new pair of panties every single day just eating pizza and stacking up the empty boxes and the little white plastic tables that come with the pizzas if they put in the middle of the pizza everywhere.
But I digress
Mother-cunt has excommunicated Privacy ( it's pronounced British style ( priv - uh - sea ) )
Anyway her trust fund has just transferred the oil lease to her, which is down in Beefa Texas. She's going down there with a pipe wrench in her pedophile Prius to try to get it running again and needs a big man from NIS to meet her out there to help and sheel split the oil with them
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Originally posted by Kafka
He’s not gonna let up talking loudly bout pushing him off the bus
If he mumbled about that like me it would be a big intimidation-failed, I'll go back there and shut them up real quick maybe even knock his top off
I AM THR BADDEST FUCKER ALIVE
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2022-09-16 at 12:31 AM UTC
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Oh nice man that's so fetch I'm glad you're seeing some new abilities there and your posting methods. I kind of got me on a different train of thought though I was thinking once I read your post wow what if more people knew about that button and then I thought well maybe you could charge people to train them how to use their phone.
Ultimately what I came up with is that there's a lot of different kinds of phones out there so instead of just being a big expert will you do is you charge people like say $100 to come over and teach him how to do something or whatever they're messing around with on their phone, but then if you don't know it doesn't really matter you can say that is really really strange I think you need to go to the AT&t store and they give you money and you go to the next one
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2022-09-16 at 12:50 AM UTC
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Yes I have not given this extensive testing yet I've just found this feature of making a new paragraph. Yeah seems to be sort of a fickle b**** I wonder if there's some kind of Master manual published by Ajit pie or what's his name the head the head Tim Apple of Google oh yes Sundar pakai the man with the massive emotion of intelligence who knows how to lead a great big company and with great integrity . But I digress.
Okay it works it just did it I just said a new paragraph and it went down I think you can't have the last thing you had it type out for you to be new paragraph and then have it actually make a new paragraph you have to put some other words see now my other words that I typed last are not that.
Yep that's it man I think I got it working pretty good for me so I know how to do. I know how to do, I know how to do a quote kind of I have to practice it a little bit
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2022-09-16 at 1:13 AM UTC
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Heard
So it's just the thought of like what you COULD goto buy even if you won't?
Yeah man I feel you that's kind of like buying a lottery ticket and like oh boy I could win I don't know like 700 million dollars I mean that's pretty fun just thinking about what you can do with that.
Like dig a airplane runway into the side of a mountain better get your approach right or you're going to smack the side of that mountain f***** yeah that'd be pretty dope yeah. Another might not be that good if I'd be up but at least a helicopter report built into the side of the mountain and you can take that to your runway down the road.
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2022-09-16 at 12:40 AM UTC
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Yeah that's a really good idea also see above I added it in a little bit on the post I don't know if you seen that. Next line go down
omg I just figured it out you say new paragraph I say it like in a Stern manner kind of a little faster than normally and it literally went down the line down a line that's so fetch. Yeah yeah let me know if you figure out how to get it to do a thank. You might have to get a little sporty's help but he does have a lot of hatred in his heart towards a disabled people so that might not ever happen I say disabled because a lot of people aren't keyboard able you know like the retards for instance
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2022-09-16 at 12:36 AM UTC
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Yeah man, heard, I hear you on that. Was pretty good idea that's really a good way to start I would think, you know it really lets you test the waters without getting the whole big heap of money wrapped up in the store or something. Yeah I don't know and then if it doesn't go well and you get in a bad mood you could just once they have their phone out if they smart off or something and try to get over on you you can just clock them in their block take the phone and sell it on Kijiji or offer up.
As far as a paragraph that's really very very strange man you probably need to take your phone into the AT&t store.
Hahaha psych just kidding I don't know it doesn't ever type umm for me it does know how to do a comma well it's like it's knows what I mean because it only puts a comma if I actually want to come in the sentence, yeah that's a trip man but it doesn't seem to work for a quotation mark " oh yeah it does you just have to say quote I don't know if it's the way you pronounce it or if it just knows when you want one it's a trip man
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2022-09-15 at 4:34 PM UTC
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Cutting back on the brews
The body is a temple and charity starts in the home, which is where the heart is.
Save up the beer money for a haircut see what happens
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2022-09-15 at 5:30 PM UTC
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Privacy cunts oil well
Privacy cunts bumper crop
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2022-09-15 at 5:10 PM UTC
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Privacy cunts oil well
Privacy cunts gay black dildo
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Originally posted by mmQ
Do you know if that's just a reflexive/instinctual thing when he keeps touching the steering wheel every now and then or is that necessary? It seems methodical like he's maybe pushing a button or doing it intentionally to straighten the vehicle out.
They made it so you have to keep a hand on the wheel. It used to not have that and gontz would just recline the seat, take a snooze, and get fully self driven into a truck and wake up dead
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Also stop saying "criminals". Everyone knows if you're white you won't walk.
Cause Whytes have cars?
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2022-09-14 at 10:05 PM UTC
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Bbq Ribs vs Steak.
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Goddam that's a good price.
Invest in ribs now the demand is inelastic and a big tightening-up is coming
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Guys guys stfu this is a serious thread
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I don't know man I was thinking of buying some of that s*** when I had my first job and it was $20 when I was like a teenager so you know that's why I know I realized like precious metals seemed kind of stupid like oh cool that thing is still worth $20 and now I have a bunch of little coins or something you know what's the point
Oh yeah and plus literally if I got a bunch of them and then what somebody could like bust up in my place and steal all my little wooden nickels and I'd just be s*** out of luck that's why I invest in pliers and wrenches cuz nobody f**** with that stuff but it gives you more powers
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2022-09-13 at 8:49 PM UTC
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Yeah man taco bell is alright it's nice cause it's open so late. But real beener food is a lot more delicious plus they make it with love/dirty toilet hands and they literally have their own kind of Coca-Cola
They even have their own dishes like chile relleno and churro beans and steak ranchero y heuvos and chilaquiles plus they literally can make a drink out of rice and sugar not anybody can just do that it is a delicious treat that you have to wonder how often that fountain machine gets cleaned but hey at the end of the day what are you going to do you know
And then after it makes its course through you you get to enjoy it again by going out back to the plastic shack AKA The Taco recycler if you get to return your deposit. ah yeah. It's a spiritual experience, but you know what they say, *tips Budweiser up and gets a massive milk mustache asterisk, sip happens
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