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  1. Cram unto bully mouth zip zap paddy whack, tie silken hose around bullyboy balls, Tite-sack yank
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  2. I ate at Walnut Creek chik-fil-A couple weeks.ago, there wasn't any jackers or busters in sight

    They cook the chicken special using pressure and peenit oil
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  3. Everyone and their dog watched that show I guess because now everyone thinks they're clever and says I look like dongger. Literally no one used to say that , f that show I'm hella telling!
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  4. The type of space wigger who thinks cocaine should be illegal. Like... OH YEAH OKAY ROGHT MAN "I HEARDDD DAT"
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  5. Folx, the man spoils his woman
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  6. Live in a hat, then wherever you lay your hat is you're home. And carry around a dime and stand on it when you want to turn
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  7. Don't go editing a facepalm in , you yellow belly
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  8. Lil Sporty gonna get rich 🤑 doing a NIS sneaker deal with Ye
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  9. Originally posted by WellHung Women are users of men. and men are users of women. Relationships are transactional. Most of the time resources are limited. The same entity can/will rarely provide all/every resource a particular individual is desiring. Life is complicated… lots of moving parts.

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  10. I like her racoons eyes
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  11. Would that count as losing virginity or not
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  12. Originally posted by Rape Monster I did come hands free once in my life, I was writing erotica and literally just felt myself bust a nut down my leg

    Nice man, yeah I think you can do it with breathing exercises and clenching that big nut
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  13. I don't use the stuff anymore but literary sometimes.i could burp the next day and some smoke would come out. Like 😒 WTF
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  14. Lil sporty breaks urls and hearts too
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  15. Originally posted by slide22 ^ see Speedy. this is how people behave on forums. You're 100% troll. it gets old. Everyone trolls but doing it non-stop is what you are. and it's pathetic because when you troll, you're kind of being a kid for a moment. You're lilke a big troll kid 100% of the fucking time.

    FUCK OFF

    Yep that's him in a nutshell, he's too scared to keep it real . Living in fear heard
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  16. He takes that sink with him everywhere it's his pet sink he literary has a personal plumber that follows him around to install it wherever he is like that's there job all day every day.

    HOOK IT UP IT WASHES, NOW TAKE IT OUT NOW IT STINK. You wash a gowilla hand
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  17. and she is not 18 but 26 y.o. female to male transgender.

    (Kyle) aka Wendy is a police officer, In real life. The whole courtroom was a stage.

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  18. work for Google restocking feminine products in the restrooms, they literary have tampons in the men's crappers and in many parts of the googleplex the men use a lot more of them than the women's but hey what are you going to do it's a man dominated workplace so it makes sense if you think about it 🤔
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  19. Originally posted by slide22 Its hot in the condo because like a lot of buildings built before the 1990s here, No AC was added.

    so we leave the windows open and a fan near the window blowing in air. its the best we have until my cheap ass buys a couple of small mini ac units that you stick ice in. they had one in New Jersey which worked really good. you freeze a giant plastic picnic cup of water (They had like 5 in the freezer and I realized what they were for) and you just dump it in the top with a latch and cold air comes out as it melts. last like 4-5 hours and it was like upper 90s the whole time with humidity at 90% really gross weather

    anyways ^thats all preface to where Im going with this

    They're ripping up the street and sewer lines and we keep sneezing and the air smells like rotten eggs at times. Covid air floating around but we have to leave the windows open cause it's stuffy as hell in this place. Im glad it wasn;'t that hot this year. some years its hot here. I dont remember this shit happening much pre early 1990s and buildings with no AC proves it. new buildings have them now

    If you freeze water in your apartment to make it cooler I think you're losing the war. The freezer pulls the heat out of the water and puts it in your house. Then you take ice out to absorb heat from the air that you just made hotter

    Get a window air conditioner but don't drop it out the window like Jerry Seinfeld be carefil
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  20. Go sit down
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