I was living at home and a family friend was parking their truck in the driveway ( wasn't using it for some reason ) well I was going to have to move the truck to get my car out so I figured, hey, I'll just drive the truck.
I went downtown and some guy in a new Porsche comes BLASTING into the parking lot and does some kind of bullshit donut and ents up denting the truck bumper and bending scratching all down the side of it and he takes off like a bat out of hell I tried to chase him but literary the Porsche was faster.
I tried to find the Police for a long time ( RAT! ) but coodent fond em anywhere, my friend says he knows a place with police which ents up being like the airport police , we go in their station and it's like all the doors are shitty and tiny little hatches like to an airplane toilet and I basically say f*ck this these aren't even the right cops. ent up going to a house party in the truck and got a boner and joy rode their go-kart but the tire blows out in the street so I get the hell out of there.
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I was working with fona he had free reign of the place and was preparing to pull a triple axle trailer full of concrete with a rusty Ford ranger well I drivved it across the warehouse and could barely get the thing to stop I literally had to push the brakes so hard.
They had racks of various deli meats in the entryway to the employee bathroom , complimentary. As well as big coffee pots the size of big pool sand enhancements, in a backroom.
Next thing you know it's highschool classroom in the warehouse and it was doom and gloom because I didn't do a BIG ASSIGNMENT now I won't gradeate if I don't pass engrish
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People are electric beings and the body sheds skin cells that's why a lot of people use bedsheets to keep there dander and people-greases .off the mattress.
Well humans have vitamins and minerals literary in there body's so do you think if you sweated enough on a memory foam that coils could grow inside like stalagtits
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In one video circulating on social media, a mobilised Russian soldier complains that he was given body armour made for Airsoft games with no actual bullet resistance. Similarly, Vladimir told his sister on his call from the frontline that his unit had been given Airsoft gun scopes.
Originally posted by slide22
I remember now I pointed out a cute spanish looking lady in San Jose when we went and got our first tacos together and I said "Wow, she's pretty cute" not realizing you're only in your mid-late 20s at the time and your response was kind of grimising look with the come back of "got a bit too many miles on that odometer"
here you are wanting to smash Martha's Ass. most surely to be her boytoy so she buys you toys.
Yeah man it's a real quandary , I don't remember that but it made me laugh imagining it/trying to remember. She was probably a nice lady too, maybe.
I don't really wanna be with Martha, maybe, I wanted to swim with her and do drugs in her pool when I thought she had the Tite cheeks/skin of Chelsea handler but who knows man honestly none of it really makes any sense. I wonder what her pussy looks like 🤔
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Originally posted by frala
Oh ok we will all try to remember this while you while you spend the majority of your time here chasing a 20 year old lady around trying to berate her. Thanks for the short story.
Who is the 20yo we gotta berate again asking for friend
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Originally posted by slide22
He looks like he's got a pinch of tobac'r between his gums and bout to spit it out the window
a bit dated and all for technology but do you have a CB radio, fona? ComeBackGurdBuddy
"CANDYCANE"
That's his physical defect that you're making fun of, it's scar tissue from when he got bit in the face by a German shepherd. Literary everyone ends up asking him if he has a chaw in, and he doesn't he's just lumpy there from the trauma.
*Keys up the mike on my president George Lincoln CB with 200 watt linear amplifier* "WEEEEEEEL PIGFUCKERS THIS IS OKEYDOKEY ROLLING THINDER NORTHBOUND GONNA SLAM EM PIGS TODAY OOOWOOOOOEEEEE GET OUT OF MY WAY AND YOU WONT GIT HIRT"
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
We should gas animals. It's unironically the kindest way to kill them. I have gassed animals on several occasions using butane. They just fall asleep.
Butane is a BASTARD GAS
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