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2023-11-17 at 8:07 PM UTC in I went to Francioises's Cantina, and was SO EMBARRASSEDI thought the menu said something else when I ordered from my hostess I said I'll take the Agua Feces with a side of ice
You coulda hurd A pindrop and I was taken aback.
sir, SIRR ITS FRESCA NOT FECES
I was so impressed and taken abackThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-15 at 8:15 PM UTC in I am declaring open war on all DH remnant threads "what are you doing what are you thinking about" etc GET RID OF THEMThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-13 at 5:48 PM UTC in What was/is your worst job?
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs so far it has probably been taco bell. It wasnt really bad, but it was very messy and my manager kept making a pregnant lady do heavy lifting all the time and wouldn't allow accomodations.
Probably the job at the soler panel factory. I was bright faced and bushy and eager to do my part to make the world more greener. The fourmen all dipped spit and just pointed at a fat bed truck (like a pretty big one) and one of them pointed at the pallet yard so I said "YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE THE BIG TRUCK TO THE PALLET YARD?!" AND ONE OF them just grunted MMM and literary spit dip right by the other guys boot.
I got in the truck and forgot to put on my seat belt and I put it in reverse and started reversing it and it kind of slowed down and all these Latinos started waving there hands running and shouting "WHAT ARE YOU DEURRRRRRING!?!? YOURE RUNNING OVER THE SOLER PANELS AY CHINGADERAS!!" At this point I looked over at the fourmen and they had.there mouths agape and eyes wide and they were all spitting rapid-fire one after the other slapping there knees
I thought they were talking to someone else so I gave it more gas and that's when I realized I was reversing into a big ass pellet of soler panels and they ent up getting toppled and crunches.
The CEO told me I was going to have to pay for the soler panels but I saidfuck that I'm going to sue you for making me drive a fatbed truck without license, he's lucky I didnt
Needles to say I put in the towel that same day because those guys were all so reatardedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-11 at 8:25 PM UTC in I'm just going outside now...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-06 at 4:32 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
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2023-11-09 at 9:12 PM UTC in help opening a cafeReminds me of the job at the serviettes factoryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-09 at 2:30 PM UTC in Help opening a safeUse a Chinook hella copter to extract it from the evac point and take it to rendezvous tango for a date with the Safe & Key company to do they're magic. Whiskey company is on route to the LZ now!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-09 at 7:54 PM UTC in I'm just going outside now...
Originally posted by totse2118 No, DH'ers are cowards and their delusional belief that they only come here to "laugh at retards" is insane because there is no retard more retarded than a DH'er
It's bullshit their little group of retards needs to die. OP is one of the worst offenders and deserves to be banned long ago on the other account. Here's an example of why DHers are fucked
OP is an actual racist against blacks
yet still candyrein the DH simp will simp for him
Yet if I use the N word for historical purposes while talking to my friends on this free speech website she will butt butt into my threads and call me a FAGGOT a PEDOPHILE and RAPIST a DRUG ADDICT because I used the N word not at her but just in general because I'm not a DH'er I don't get the same treatment I'm not allowed to be racist
it's fucking bullshit and that's just one example of why every DH'er is a shit troll pathetic in group highschool drama shit troll 40 year old angry black grandma oldje losers that all need to fuck off and die and never come back
you should take your own advice altfag
Like-a-said, the only good DHer is a naked DHer heardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-07 at 8:27 PM UTC in Maniac4Bricks finally got laidE-Laria Sands wuz here. Elaria daughter of Elmer. Elmer NISmith. The NISmith foundation. The technology inside you're phone. Crawlspaced since 1980. Me and my friend are PROCEEDING WITH CAUTION. Hold my cat ion. Hold my cat, Ian. The female version of Ian, Iona
Iron-Clad-Iron, kinda like chicken fried chicken. Iron Johanne. The racist paperclip test. fonas headgasket. Fonas big gangbang. Clean my SlutStrap. No more questions o kay. Lanny's ionic breeze. Lil SPORTYS Colonic. iCheeLay. WeelHungs ReckoningThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-02 at 4:41 PM UTC in NIS guide to game pussy
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You have to remove any moisture from 'it' ( the pussy)with a serviette ( like you would blot the moisture off your chunks of chuck roast before Browning them for you're beef Bourgoignon ,heard) and talk nice to it. That right there is how you get things going downstairs heard
THE FIRST 100 NISSSERE WHO FAX WILL RECIEVE A FREE FAKE BLACK DILDO ON THEYRE HOUSE and a sexy-Piper the dog sticker pack.
Sign up to my mailing list and I'll fax you my guide of PAIN-STAKING and 19 other techniques I have developed over a very long and storied career, in the trenches heard
Fax "CLIMAX" to 1888MAK HER BLEET , to opt on to my SEMINAR
Fax "SPANKME" AND A TEAM OF NIS'S TOP DOMINATRIXes(PVC catsuits, etc)will descend onto YOURE HOUSE, and burglar their way in with various leather implements until they GET THAT NUTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-01 at 4:32 PM UTC in Kafka is a hardcore faggotFruys my alt is trying to get me banned my KEENIN IS DEURRING IT AGAIN.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-01 at 5:40 AM UTC in 'heard' , a new term, yesterdayHeardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-31 at 9:58 PM UTC in Kafka is a hardcore faggot"pot meets kettle" more like Poet meets Keenan, that's what I say, like-a-said heardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-30 at 10:52 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buckHey fruys me and my double-best mucker cook the same food and we do everything alike!!
It's pretty good stuff hell yeah heard I'm like a chef nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-27 at 4:36 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
Originally posted by Kawkasian That does looks delicious…I might get the fixings this weekend to make me a batch
Hell yeah, mucker. I ordered me a crock pod it should be here this weekend heard. If Amazon isn't late like normal heard. Then I can try to make this Sunday, heard.
You'll have to make me a full English breakfast next time I come over heardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-30 at 7:14 PM UTC in Life force sandwichNice sandy , Keenan.
My new favorite place is Lucias I got the NOLA and it was litty
They bake the bread fresh, everyday, which I like. It's hugh-mungus and it made two meals heardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-30 at 1:09 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-29 at 5:01 PM UTC in His look of shock still makes me laugh to this dayAbout a year ago, I was running a small video game tournament in the small company I owned.
The waitlist had a full list of 16 people, and it was fine, until one entitled parent ruined it for everyone. So we were starting up the games when a dad ran into the store with his son.
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Dad: We’re here for the tournament. Me: Oh sorry, but the list is full. Dad: Well then, make some room. Me: I can’t do tha—
Dad: Listen, I can get you fired with the push of a button.
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Me: How? Dad: I have been friends with the CEO of this company for a long time. Me: Then call him. I watch him make a fake phone call then hang up. Because I know something he doesn’t know. Dad: He says you’re fired. Me: That's funny, considering I am the CEO.
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His look of shock still makes me laugh to this day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-29 at 7:44 PM UTC in I bought the CHEAPEST hair clippers on AmazonBe careful they had a bad batch and it just immediately clips you're nuts right off
Fona is feminine name ,unlike Fono. Maybe you want to be nutless you big important manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-26 at 2:53 AM UTC in Returning broken product to AmazonTell them you have diarita , they won't challenge you because everyone can relate to thatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
