2024-03-08 at 2:30 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
😭
Fricking
SLAMPIGS
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Oh I'll
warm up the altz alright!
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
It's actually healthier for you to starve. Once your body runs out of nutrients, it goes into emergency mode and starts to consume cancer cells and other unwanted bodily substances.
This is pretty smart, I actually do this sometimes I call it living the Corinthian lifestyle , Napa-Style
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Don't have to when I get paid by a reputable institution who get millions in funding to do actual research.
Only basement dwellers who can't write a single line of code go on fake-totse blabbing about surface level content.
You can't write a single line of code, you don't qualify for open source projects, don't make me laugh.
Until you actually push code into github repos, you are next to useless.
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KOF's Uh oh! I really did it this time, fruys.
IM IN SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE, IM GOERING TO GET GROUNDED BY GREAT-GRANMPAWs GOOD GRACES
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He's a pretty humble dude too. Like for instance I was trying to look up the address for his jailhouse and found something interesting
Joseph Thomas Zeller (May 2, 1908 – September 23, 1983) was an American football player. He played professional in the National Football League (NFL) with the Green Bay Packers for one season and the Chicago Bears for six seasons.
He never rode on his high horse or acted any better than u or me, despite being one of the greats.
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I still remember back when this phred came out I would run to my computer every day and reload the page and be like HOY SHIT HE DROPPED ANOTHER CLUTCH ASCII, MOM!
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2024-03-01 at 8:01 PM UTC
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Inflation Complaint Thread
They shrinkflatted my condoms and they finally fit the way I like
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Mysterious Musician Michael Malice Meyers's marvelous macadamia-mayonaise might make my mustached mother mad - meaning my Monday morning meeting might make many messy men's merits maintain more minimal managerial margins.
Meanwhile, medieval Mayor Maddie may mischievously mischaracterize more meaningless magnetic Mexican marmalades.
Moreover, murderous Migh masterfully mines multiple moist meteorites modestly, meaning more multicultural-monkey-mayhem mandates monster-milking most midwives moldy mustard
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2024-03-01 at 2:17 AM UTC
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A trolley problem
part a: Throw the switch at the last moment in an attempt to cause a derail ( I don't care how many tries it takes, we ain't running out of TroyLees anytime soon ). I can do dis all DAY
part b: the TroyLee derails. I know what you're thinking: " I save money where I can! I don't go to Starbuck and I never set foot in Jacy Penny's. I do not eat abacodo toast I'm on the Dave Ramsey diet and drive a Honda and have married a battered school teacher( made her sign a prenup always make a bitch sign a prenup guys, be real, us men have to stick together ) we put her kids up for adoption and we share the household duties 50/50 she misses her children so you adopt a bunch of recycled shelter chihuahuas" to keep her stimulated
Part c: tje timing is impeccable : the TroyLee derails and enters a side-skid decapitating tje fat man and cutting the legs off all the bystandards.
part d:move the ass. This is the moment you have been training for. You deploy a mobile command center leveraging NFTs and large language models ( imagine a really fat woman in a bikini doing sign language ). At this point resources roll in el RAPIDO and you ultimately are awarded the metal of valor for your actions. You spin this into a tedtalking circuit and write a few books and live happy ever after
Part e: lanny ends up attending one of your Ted talks while wearing on of his UNIX GUY costumes and has a epiphany and ultimately goes on to deploy the most stable server package he has ever deployed
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2024-02-26 at 1:44 AM UTC
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The sun gets lo
Thinking about going to the donut shop and getting a 13pack of their finest leftovers, getting back on the codfee and pulling a all nighter
Who else loves donuts bump this thread whenEVER you're eating donuts
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2024-02-25 at 4:22 AM UTC
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Tracking Down Sophie
Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens
Jesus fucking fuck you people repeat the same retarded ass bullshit endlessly, it's driving me insane
I'll kick youre ass if you come to another Kafa thread with that bullshit
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2024-02-24 at 3:38 AM UTC
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This goy wants to be butt-butt so bad 😂
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2024-02-17 at 2:42 AM UTC
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ASL?
Originally posted by Solstice
Even a polar bear can be trained to wear eye shadow and lipstick and suck dick for fish
Thanks for getting me hard, bro
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Now that I'm a steamed hacker, maker, and wanker, LAMNNY can you change my username to reflect this. I want to add 0x at the start of my usernamename !!!
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2023-10-31 at 7:12 PM UTC
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Kafka is a hardcore faggot
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Hopefully not, pretty sure that was the whole point of it
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2024-01-10 at 1:55 PM UTC
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Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
I set my own terms I am satisfied
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2024-01-10 at 1:51 PM UTC
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Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
I'm going to make a account to LARP as fox , but I am a Latino in Oklahoma with a 51000 dollar car loan for a Dodge ram 🐏
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2024-01-06 at 8:50 PM UTC
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Make my Jimmy John's Order
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