2020-06-02 at 6:31 AM UTC
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American dildo company
Build a huge house Factory next to the highway with a big old sign set American dildo company
Fona I need someone with special manufacturing skills specific set of skills that you have acquired over a long career that you keep in your briefcase
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2020-06-02 at 6:11 AM UTC
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Laying off the sauce
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
You are just typing away.
I am happy for you.
Don't just go telling everybody this but I'm not even typing bro I found this button on my phone and I just speak into it and it types for me kind of messes up the words occasionally but you can get the basic gist of what I wanted to say and I don't even have to correct it.
After a long day of typing on The Laffy I don't even want to click the keyboard on my phone so I'm just having OK Google do it
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2020-06-02 at 6:14 AM UTC
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Should we stop bullying Hiki?
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I just wanna see if I can really use my powers for good and help him get his life started by being his friend.
Dude it's so awesome seeing it just go full circle I remember like it was yesterday when craws was your big bomo and you are his a little bomo and then is big bum a little Boma program and now to see you making that step in becoming a big bow MO for somebody and it makes it all worth it
Doing good things
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2020-06-02 at 4:51 AM UTC
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Chinese took our gold
Do you know where to get some
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Thats where they keep the bbq dog kennels up on the roof. The roof koreans are a secret society meat masters living on the roofs out of the publics sight
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
ITT: Nobody has been to alternate dimensions or seen the celestial insignificance of our human existence for themselves.
Then they wonder why they are pissed off in traffic while I'm sitting here thinking of how great it is to be alive. Ever since a DOM trip years ago I now see colors in HD.
Thanks opie I'll look into getting some fir me and my son
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Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
This world would be better off without dipshits like the sausage kike nosed chintavian douchebag who hate on cool people like Wariat.
OP is just jealous because he's a boring fuck with nothing to say or provide.
Thats rich coming from the racecar bed toucan sam diaper man
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Bunch of frothy civs in this thread enjoy youre civ life that the men in blue heroes provide for you
Resp3ct th3 badge happy give a cop a donit day yawl
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Get you're masters dagree so you can be the manager of art or pontiff manager over a fleet Of toilet repairmen
This should get you a moderately sized home in many cities
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2020-05-24 at 2:52 PM UTC
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Lt Col Sporty
Good crection. Oh spit guys hes here HIDE THE FUN
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Yeah my buddy georgio and I built a awesome fort inside of old lady Miller's unkempt huge overgrown bushes we has playboy hotwheels and gi joes in there it was lit as shit
I drove by the other day andd someones really trimmed them back its hardly big enough for a fort now but the bushes are still there
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2020-05-16 at 6:37 PM UTC
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I need referral codes.
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SWAG I want to get one like that and put it inmy brothers yard. Thats why I don't have my own yard lel cause i spend all my munny on nick knacks
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Aey what kinda pool you got tho. U want to have slim spud and the gont gang over to swim. I can hold ky breath for like 30 seconds
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Ooo ook ooo eek EeeeeeKK
Smash opies window you nonce and throw your poo at him thru the hole
Set a bunch of mouse traps up oitsode his door and steal his shoes before you do this stiff so that he will run out into your trap then Blyat him in the face with more of your nonceterds
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2020-05-14 at 5:49 PM UTC
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why does everyone hate lanny
Hes mad at the world cuz his gift card collection expired all he has left in life is his cabelas points
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He was slamming his skateboard down the road wearing his white oak leaves hauling some srs ace. I know he was havinf a good ole Time cuz he was making a face like
So I was like DUDE IM YOU R BIGGEST FAN and he jerked his neck so hard to look at me he crashed his skateboard but he just brushed it off. He come talk to me cause as he says he likes giving back and cutting it up with his fans. He let me ride in the back of his skateboard and he started popping wheelies it scared the bajeezots outta me but it was a total thrill ride. The wheels on it liferally turnt sideways at one point like the engines on that crazy marine aircraft( osprey or harroer I cant remember which one) and we started levitating like 4 feet off the ground.
I was flabberghasted and he pulled a gallon of Ciroc out of his backpack and we started cat calling all the hefty joggers ay can we get two slices? We both like Amazon and softball volleyball looking chickens were just a couple of skateboarder dudes and he let me film some footage of us levitating tbe board anyway this other dudes cussing up a storm hes so irate and really killing my vibe amd concentration so I'll finiah this one later
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2020-05-14 at 11:56 AM UTC
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Buying my first house?
Originally posted by rabbitweed
Shelly's a fine girl, what a good wife she would be, but my love and my lady is the sea.
Theres a dock on a western bay where I kiss shells lip all day AND I SAY CHELLY , such a fine lip. Theres a plastics factory on a western bay fona makes little trinkets for pay AND I KISS CHELLY on her western lip amd we drink BRANDY and watch the tide rollll in and fona makes PLASTOX .. THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CANDY. SO DANCE WITH ME .. JUST LIKE CANDY *juba jabba juba jabba*
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Theyre nonce thats wut I think
What do you think opie
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