2018-09-01 at 9:26 PM UTC
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just had a poot of coffee
Yeah bro same here despite being diagnosed with chronic non bacterial prostatitis since like 20, in lay-mans terms - pay a bunch of money to professional doctors who despite getting thousands of my doll hairs can't seem to come up with a scientific reason why my nuts hurt and just apologize after violating my asshole and sending me on my way, which makes it feel like theres an apple shoved up my ass half the time, I also just drank a pot of coffee with about 5 giant scoops of folgers extreme caffeine nut-busting prostate irritation edition or some shit, mixed with literally a 1:1 ration of the sweetest cold stone creamery sweet cream creamer known to man, and along with 10 mgs of Adderall and my prostate is whooping my ass but it gave me JUST enough energy to reply to your post.
And do about 100 pushups.
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2018-09-01 at 1:23 PM UTC
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just had a poot of coffee
Bill
Houston
[my protanopic apetalous kneel]
Caffeine burnout is the worst
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2018-08-31 at 11:22 PM UTC
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Could I be a narcissist?
Narcissists are healthy. Normie faggots call it a disorder so they feel better about their own lack of self esteem.
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Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
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Originally posted by Bill
What happens after you're full?
You take a dump.
im never full
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Originally posted by Bill
It's gonna crash regardless.
not right now. the US economy is literally 'eating' the economies of almost all other countries...including china
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
See you tomorrow with some new threads about how women are the scourge of humanity because a waitress wouldn't give you her number because you're creepy and never asked
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2018-08-30 at 1:58 PM UTC
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cat within a cat
thought this was kinda cool, thought i'd share.
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Originally posted by totse3.com
smear lipstick on his collar..
If that doesn't work, smear lipstick on his dick.
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2018-08-28 at 4:17 PM UTC
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Masturbation is gay
NFL and Xbox...no he's not cheating, he's planning a shooting at a Madden '19 tournament.
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2018-08-28 at 2:18 PM UTC
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Could I be a narcissist?
I'm turning into a narcissist, it seems. I've had it drilled into my head all my life, "put others before yourself. If you can do something for somebody, do it."
But I've finally learned that 99% of people are not worth helping, and I've been giving away my time and money to people whose sole reason for talking to me was to extract favors/money/stuff.
And all my life I wondered why I've had nothing.
So fuck everybody else. Nobody is going to look after me but myself.
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Originally posted by tr1p'sconversiontherapycounselor
Anyone have experience doing this? Seems like an easy way to get an easy $20-100. Take a trip to anywhere, open a bank account under a local telephone number with a local address. Get a debit card. Withdraw the money you opened it with see how much you can overdraft it before it stops working, or better yet use it on an airplane for inflight duty free. Those transactions don't actually process until after the plane lands.
My buddy just went to shanghai and he says if you walk into any ICBC branch they will hand you over a debit card and account with nothing more than a passport and a local phone number. He didn't have the balls to overdraft it.
Knock knock
who's there
interpol.
the band?
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2018-08-28 at 1:20 AM UTC
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Counterfeit Money
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2018-08-27 at 9:56 PM UTC
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Could I be a narcissist?
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2018-08-27 at 9:52 PM UTC
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feds hassling my connections
Lol it's eggs, bacon,& a donut.
😳
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"I fucking wish."
-your mom
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stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
Originally posted by ShizNitty
Im 6'1 185 lbs. workout six days a week and practice intermittent fasting along with drinking a gallon of pure spring water a day. So with those details, ill leave it up to you to decide whether im unhealthy or not hahaha
the answer is yes though
I'm a six foot five chef at Wendy's that makes 6 figures a year.
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2018-08-27 at 9:10 AM UTC
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feds hassling my connections
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
That looks like an American salad.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Better to use Socks 4/5 proxies in your browser. They're free.
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