2018-09-01 at 12:58 PM UTC
and feel like i could go back to bed. DESPITE HAVING SLEPT FOR 8+ hrs
2018-09-01 at 1:23 PM UTC
Bill
Houston
[my protanopic apetalous kneel]
Caffeine burnout is the worst
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2018-09-01 at 1:36 PM UTC
i made another poot and it's more and more vile each cup i put down.
2018-09-01 at 1:49 PM UTC
omg im quitting this shit and going straight edge , my bladder or prostate hates me when for having this caustic sludge anyway and it doesn't even work anymore.
no one told me when i had my first cup that it was going to end up like this.
2018-09-01 at 3:28 PM UTC
Bill
Houston
[my protanopic apetalous kneel]
Yeah we are getting too old for this.
2018-09-01 at 4:11 PM UTC
May I recommend Crystal Meth?
2018-09-01 at 7:40 PM UTC
CAUSTIC SLUDGE IN MY BLADDER
2018-09-01 at 8:09 PM UTC
Coffee is good for helping you go poot. Gets the intestines moving.
2018-09-01 at 8:56 PM UTC
stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
Originally posted by A College Professor
omg im quitting this shit and going straight edge , my bladder or prostate hates me when for having this caustic sludge anyway and it doesn't even work anymore.
no one told me when i had my first cup that it was going to end up like this.
Your prostate already hates you from all the dick beatings it takes.
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2018-09-01 at 9:26 PM UTC
Yeah bro same here despite being diagnosed with chronic non bacterial prostatitis since like 20, in lay-mans terms - pay a bunch of money to professional doctors who despite getting thousands of my doll hairs can't seem to come up with a scientific reason why my nuts hurt and just apologize after violating my asshole and sending me on my way, which makes it feel like theres an apple shoved up my ass half the time, I also just drank a pot of coffee with about 5 giant scoops of folgers extreme caffeine nut-busting prostate irritation edition or some shit, mixed with literally a 1:1 ration of the sweetest cold stone creamery sweet cream creamer known to man, and along with 10 mgs of Adderall and my prostate is whooping my ass but it gave me JUST enough energy to reply to your post.
And do about 100 pushups.
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2018-09-02 at 3:20 AM UTC
Bill
Houston
[my protanopic apetalous kneel]
I'm all buzzed I just drank an espresso!
2018-09-03 at 4:50 PM UTC
Sounds like you drink shitty cofee
2018-09-03 at 11:40 PM UTC
I swithed to decaf and feel much better. My blood pressure is great and I shit so well Id win a contest.
