Program a fleet of driverless vehicles to drive on America's highway system and constantly brake and slow down so it causes traffic waves constantly and wastes a billion dollars in gas and makes everything take twice as long to deliver
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Find a boyfriend, get married the next day. Tell him you're pregnant and let him deal with all your problems afterwards. When it is finally fixed, file for a divorce. Now your curse is transferred. Boom.
Tell me about your upbringing.
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i was going to the valero (shamrock station for ya yanks) and this hipster fag asked me if i wanted to buy a drill and im not the biggest "spring chicken" but i actually do need a drill and a charger because im drilling my dead cat above my ceiling, i told him dude i will honestly think about it (which i actually did) but i was thinking shit i have enough problems to where i don't need to buy a broken drill and its potentially broken assecories.
I told him when i came out "sorry bud but i can't do it" and he just started yelling at me saying he needed bus money and calling me a fag (he clearly didn't as he pulled out wads of cash out of his pocket to prove he wasn't a bitch)
that and not that i've ever done it but its a huge scam where crackies/meth heads steal drills from home deopot and try to pawn them/ sell them.
I saw him go up to this old lady and her old man so i started filming him then he started packing his bullshit and then hillarity insude.
to be honest i want to kind of find him and clockwork him
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Originally posted by esbity
Do these types have more issues? Like, is it possible to just be obese without any other issues?
I always figured that they must be depressed and stressed, ans live shitty inactive lives that they regret. Like they grow up fat and have no fun and then are depressed about it later in life.
Are these types in a shitty downward cycle that creates pressure on themselves ultimately resulting in them overeating as some type of sick and twisted venting process?
Gross.
my ex gf chzburgrz/cranberries is 300lbs plus and has followed me for the last 5 years on these forums so i would say yes.. yes they are depressed.
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