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  1. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    lol
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  2. I've made every post from my phone
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  3. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ more
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock banged lannys mom nine months before he was born. whos your daddy, bitch this is how fucktarded you are

    now, by making this thread, every alt anyone makes is going to have a 255-character length for no other reason than to piss on your screen.

    Not everyone has to compensate for a completely failed life by being a little pest on the internet you fucking disgrace.
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  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Just lock up all white men right? Problem solved...
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  6. Well school is out for the summer so we might have to wait till September.
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  7. fuck handicapped people. they can park and walk like everyone else.
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  8. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I suppose.

    But with a disconnect in the first few advances won't it ingrain into like sub-cultures and confuse the probability of transsexuals?
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  9. Originally posted by ShizNitty If you truly believe in god, you will be forgiven. However living a life like you described will get old and lonely very fast and youll find yourself in a tough spot feeling stuck.

    the fuck are you blathering on about...
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nil yeah but can you cook?

    meth
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by esbity Like as a person. I


    Originally posted by esbity shoplift

    A victimless crime really, even the most mom and pop stores have theft insurance and if you take into account the profit margins of any retail business that charges on average 150%+ markup on items, even the high ticket items aren't that big of a loss. I once worked in a store that sold hydroponic grow supplies and some dudes managed to steal $1000 plus worth of shit and really we paid less than $500 and all it did was annoy my boss more than hurt his business in any way.

    Also fuck the global corporatist scum forcing us to live off grocery stores to survive! they deserve to be stolen from to liberate society from the teet of capitalism.


    Originally posted by esbity scam

    Scam who? from a Wille zum Leben perspective you are simply trying to survive a chaotic world, if you didn't scam a person to better yourself you would simply fall behind the ones who did scam. Is it bad to want to thrive?, its simply the nature of existing.

    Originally posted by esbity am parasitic.

    Parasites are a natural symbiosis of reality, without them there would be no checks and balances for stronger species and they would quickly have all the power and take over. We need parasites, viruses, disease, toxins and death so that weaker species have a chance at survival. Without parasites we would all die!


    Originally posted by esbity I drink and drive,

    The state oversteps its boundries on freedom in the name of public safety, because vehicles kill more people than drugs and guns combined we have agreed as a society that the freedom to drive a vehicle can only be granted by the state, you must pay them money to be allowed to excersise your own god given rights, its bullshit!. I consider drinking and driving to be the ultimate protest against statist tyranny.

    Originally posted by esbity liter,

    Even toxic waste and mercury will return to the earth some day, thats why I have no moral issues with dumping toxic explosives near where children play. In 1000 years that mercury will be cinnabar for future generations to mine and use. Litering is like recycling for people in the future, recycling is like taking resources from future people, its like theft.

    Originally posted by esbity lie,

    Ever since Trump got elected there have been two dimensions colliding, a lie may be a lie in dimension A but it could be truth in dimension B so is it really a lie at all or just perceived as such?

    Originally posted by esbity cheat,

    Cheating is not really cheating, any system that can be cheated is a flawed system that deserves to be exploited, cheating is just what happens when these flaws are allowed to exist. A flawless system cannot be cheated, so it's really the fault of whoever made the system. They should be paying you for bug testing their broken system!.

    Originally posted by esbity scam,

    Once again I refer to Schopenhauers "Wille zum Leben "

    Originally posted by esbity defraud…

    The real fraudsters are the central banks deciding that paper is money and you can't exchange it for gold, its all a big lie designed to vacuum up all the wealth from the masses and centralize it for the 1% to control while they laugh and dole out worthless paper for us to fight over.

    Is it really fraud when the paper was worthless to begin with?. Try this argument in court let me know how it goes

    #FREEMANONTHELANDFORLIFE
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/06/11/what-you-should-know-before-robbing-a-bank

    Can't get the thrilling bank robbery scene from The Dark Knight out of your head? Need a quick windfall to make ends meet or just have to head to a tropical island with a suitcase full of hundreds?

    If you dream of telling a bank teller to stick-em-up, here's what you should know: The vast majority of bank robberies are relatively unsuccessful affairs, having netted criminals just $7,500 in 2010 on average, according to the FBI.

    But if you're going to start taking after Bonnie and Clyde, there are some things you can do to up your take, according to an analysis of British and American bank robberies by researchers at England's Universities of Sussex and Surrey, published in Significance, the journal of the United Kingdom's Royal Statistical Society.

    Pick a Target—In 2006, the average bank robbery netted about $4,330, compared to an average of $1,589 for all commercial robberies. Avoid convenience stores—the average take there is just $769.

    Better yet, go to England, where the average bank robbery nets the U.S. equivalent of $31,500. Don't worry about which bank you target—the study found that branch size and whether the bank was in an urban or rural setting had no impact on average amount stolen. However, banks with fast-rising security screens that block off tellers from would-be-bank-robbers seem to help,according to the study. They severely reduce the likelihood of a large windfall.

    But with most robbers taking a mere pittance and bank robberies being a relatively rare crime (there are more than 6,000 commercial banks in the United States and thousands more credit unions), it's barely worth it for banks to invest in the screens, which cost a couple thousand per teller window to install.

    The monetary losses of bank robberies are "generally not what most concerns the banks," according to the Significance study. "The psychological costs borne by staff, and by clients who happen to be in a bank at the time, are not small."

    Brandish a gun—In England, bank robbers who threatened employees and customers with a gun stole, on average, about $16,000 more than robbers who were unarmed. Of course, showing off a gun raises the risks as well—armed robbery almost always comes with a minimum jail sentence and makes things more dangerous.

    According to the FBI, in 2010, 16 people were killed during bank robberies—13 of them were the perpetrator. Of the 5,500 American bank robberies in 2010 only 1,445—about a quarter—involved a gun. Most commonly, perpetrators used a demand note or the threat of a weapon, without actually showing one.

    Use a team—According to the study, for each additional person involved in a bank robbery, the criminals can expect to add about $14,000 to their take. That might result in a lower per-person haul, but the researchers say using a larger gang has other advantages.

    "It is advantageous to divide tasks—monitoring the bank lobby, accompanying staff to vaults to ensure maximum takings, driving the getaway car and so on," they write. "In short, it may be more professional, and the larger returns may reflect that."

    Lawyer up—In the United Kingdom, about 20 percent of would-be bank robbers get caught and go to jail. According to the FBI, the cash stolen in bank robberies was recovered in about 22 percent of successful robberies in 2010. If you make a habit of it, by the fourth bank robbery, you're more likely to be in jail than walking the streets.

    Don't do it—Overall, it's probably not worth it to attempt a bank robbery, the researchers conclude. "The return on an average bank robber is, frankly, rubbish," they write. "It's so low that it is not worth the banks' while to spend as little as [$7,000] per cashier position at every branch on rising screens to deter them."

    More people seem to be taking that advice: In 2004, there were more than 7,500 bank robberies in America, 26 percent more than there were in 2010. According to the researchers, "robbing banks is no longer what you could call the crime of choice." But they do have some other advice: "Security vans offer more attractive pickings."
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    At the Mach1 fuel station with my friend, getting swishers for tonight .. I like this car, I think it’s from the 50’s so I took a pic .. I’m parked over here by the car vacuum area because I’m hiding from the Feds🙈🐷


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  14. Originally posted by ohfralala Is that note trying to incriminate us if something happens to you?

    Look at you all paying attention and figuring things out! Gold star.

    It would never pass as evidence in court, sadly. More like sentimental instructions for Scooby Doo to find me when I turn into a ghost.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lamy must be sacrificed to the active volcano. It's the only way.
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  16. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    youd have more successes touching childrens thru a sock puppet than without.

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  17. joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    A good therapist or qualified psychiatrist.
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Which means Bill Krozby's bday is right around the corner! Honk!



    Send them coins fam.

    I'm 25 so I need a new 5 year plan.


    1MPoEfYURZUqTgZfacsAWyvKsm4CGzpXwy
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Shut up nigger faggot
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    6 ran away in terror because 789

    5 followed 6 without knowing why

    5 is the instinct to recognise genuine emotions of others in the interest of self preservation

    5 is the anti-autism
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