Those shoes look remarkable, and I only wear remarkable things. Put me in touch with your best salesperson. I believe her name is "Karen" and I won't get out my checkbook until I see her.
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If you can get past the guilt, a great place to steal electronics from is a CHURCH. Do a little scouting and find the Mega Churches in your area or whatever, and find out the schedules of shit.
Like sometimes on odd days like Tuesday, they'll have a Bible study or whatever, and you can go then when most of the church is unoccupied. Lots of little Sunday school rooms and other rooms will have TVs and projectors and shit that nobody will be around and you can take your time dismantling.
If you're lucky you can get backstage in the Sanctuary part and find musical equipment they have around, from guitars to synthesizers to amps and soundboards.
Just throwing it out there. I've never done it.
Edit: I meant dismantling like taking off of wall mounts, or ceiling mounts in the case of some projectors, not literally dismantling the equipment itself.
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Originally posted by aldra
ps. no need for it to be that dense if you don't want it to be
I can only assume you do and will slowly join the perl side
I have a philosophical position on list comprehensions which is basically that they should be used where you'd do map in other languages but you're not going for point free style (which I increasingly think is justified since I'm not crazy about the lambda syntax and I have a nagging suspicion that the interpreter isn't smart about it and it ends up using an extra stack frame relative to LCs). And that's what this is, using a full for loop would maybe save you some eyestrain if you're not familiar with the LC/ternary syntax but I don't actually think it would make the logic any clearer.
That said I do have a kind of love of batshit crazy perl oneliners. I don't particularly like the language, I used it recently and the multi-dimensional array, reference, and hashmap syntax (which interoperate in weird ways I still don't really get) just seem like a wart instead of something that does anything to improve expressiveness. But I like the way perl programmers think and the culture that has a certain sense of privacy and autonomy that necessarily goes with the prevailing attitudes towards accessibility and authorial freedom to shoot yourself in the foot.
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Want to learn some obscure trivia about unicode in URLs? Want to see some python black magicks? Observe my latest sacrifice at the Temple of Time Wasted on Things That Almost Certainly Don't Matter:
Originally posted by HTS
The base HTTP request handler is requesting js from pages, bypassing NoScript.
(I have no idea what I'm talking about.)
normally when a page sends the header, it tells your browser what sort of content is to be loaded. the tor-configured browser by default will block javascript even if it's requested, but for whatever reason if you request JSON (which relies on javascript) with that semicolon in there (probably causes the enhancement to think the header is finished so it doesn't search any further) it spazzes out and loads it anyway
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I recently got happily engaged to the LOVE OF MY LIFE, and I cannot stop talking about how amazing it makes ME feel. MEEEEE. If anyone wants to talk about anything else I have to remind them that what they're talking about isn't important right now. I'm engaged; that's what's important.
In fact I've learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I'll probably get pregnant..
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Lobster is expensive because the costs that goes into it are high and it's considered a rare delicacy in many places. Lobster fishing requires a lot of start up capital and a disregard for you and your families well being. Typically do very little sleeping when on board (as with most fishing vessels). Lobster don't multiply exponentionally so quotas are highly regulated. They need an eco system with a lot of other fish in them to get beyond a canner. Lobster licenses themselves cost up around 100k and with a limited quantity of new licenses issued every year can result in bidding wars erupting. Fisheries and oceans officers can seize a whole catch and take your boat for a few undersized females. The fines are outrageous too. Lobster season is also very short. Chinks buy it and inflate the price. Shipping lobster usually requires them to be alive which means in tanks which means calculating and loading the SKU with heavy fucking water going across the ocean and selling at a rate in which everyone is making money.
I really could continue but nobody cares
Source: I'm a lobster
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