Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-04-19 at 1:07 AM UTC in ugh
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   First of all little Enter lets rename your hemorrhoids into something more user friendly: painful ass blood clusters.
   
   Now let's consider your options in getting rid of them: asshole cauterisation.
   
   You never told us your blood pressure by the way.
   
   Mine in low. So low I have regular dizzy spells. I bet yours is high. Hemorrhoid people generally have high BP. How does it feel like? I feel dizzy standing up, but your whole asshole hurts. Serves you right.
2. 2018-04-19 at 12:31 AM UTC in My D&D Character
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats First thing he does in a new place is note the locations of anything valuable

   
   First thing you should note is the location of CCTV cameras.
3. 2018-04-19 at 12:29 AM UTC in Will Mr President Wag the Dog
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Wag the Zog you mean?
4. 2018-04-19 at 12:20 AM UTC in So I just dabbed for the first time
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   no
5. 2018-04-19 at 12:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Lanny I was poor as shit for pretty much the whole time I was in college lol. I ate a $1 can of clam chowder and toast as my single daily meal for like almost a year after moving out of the dorms.

   
   Why didn't you give up? Did you ever suffer from depression?
6. 2018-04-19 at 12:16 AM UTC in 4chan makes fake starbucks coupons for free coffee for black people
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   As a proud black man (melanin challenged) without a link this thread is worthless.
7. 2018-04-18 at 11:37 PM UTC in ugh
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Enter my doctor's a fucking retard, i swear he's googling the fucking answers when i tell him about my problems

   
   Lucky you. The ones here just make shit up.
8. 2018-04-18 at 11:36 PM UTC in ugh
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Juicebox I can't stand doctors nowadays and do absolutely everything in my power to avoid going to them unless I want a prescription
   
   The only things they seem to know are what drug reps/insurance companies tell them. It's like nobody becomes a doctor to help people anymore, they just want the money.
   
   Psychiatrists are even worse.

   
   Same. They are bureaucrats, nothing more. Mine doesn't even do sutures anymore.
9. 2018-04-18 at 11:34 PM UTC in Ryan Dawson on TDS
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Some really weird shit here, like:
   Barbara Bush being Aleister Crowley's daughter
   911 Truth and Sandy Hoax conspiracy theories being a crock of shit
   Kushner's family having a lot of real estate available on 911
   Nethenyahu sleeping in Jared Kushner's bed (not with him, but still weird).
   Trump being a compromised creature, but still anti-Al Qaeda
   
   It's a woke show, guaranteed to blow your mind. Even conspiracy fags.
   
   https://therightstuff.biz/2018/04/16/tds281-the-slippery-cope/
10. 2018-04-18 at 11:23 PM UTC in Posters You Would Murder
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I would never murder anyone for free.
11. 2018-04-18 at 10:15 PM UTC in So it begins
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Hikki I really don't want you going on Zero Hedge, that place is always predicting doom and gloom, even when things are getting better, and is just plain bad for your mental health.
12. 2018-04-18 at 10:10 PM UTC in "In Russia, women outnumber men by ten and a half million".
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I am going too. Сука Блять
13. 2018-04-18 at 12:47 AM UTC in I have been released from Lanny jail.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Good to see you back.
14. 2018-04-17 at 5:26 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Nil thats pretty gay

    
    Not if there's a girl present.
15. 2018-04-17 at 2:56 PM UTC in the only reason we get old and deteriorate
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    If you think about it there's an evolutionary advantage to creatures aging and dying - it makes room for new generations and keeps the species adapting.
16. 2018-04-17 at 2:54 PM UTC in making amends with stupid noob
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Why are you fighting with sn? sn is one of the smartest people here.
17. 2018-04-17 at 2:51 PM UTC in Coffee is great
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I miss living beside an american shop and being able to go and buy a coffee or a big gulp and a bag of greasy chips (what we call crisps) or whatever at any time.
    
    The junk food is the only good thing about America.
18. 2018-04-17 at 2:40 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    There is one good reason to go vegan, and that's as an excuse to consume more soy. The stuff is delicious, and tofu is a wonderful ingredient that lends itself to a wide range of culinary options.
    
    Soy milk is wonderful and lasts longer than cow milk - you don't even need to refrigerate it. It has no lactose which can make you fart, or nasty chemical hormones. It's also far cheaper.
    
    Tofu is a delight to cook with, and is incredibly versatile. Frozen tofu acquires a wonderful consistency that is just delightful.
    
    Textured soy protein is also wonderful and a superior substitute to carcass based meat. It has no fat and no risk of diseases.
    
    I suggest everyone stop eating meat and start eating soy, for the good of the planet, of yourselves, and of our animal friends.
19. 2018-04-17 at 2:33 PM UTC in ugh
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Why don’t you get something for the pain from the doctor

    
    Anglosphere doctors aren't like yank doctors, they won't give him a script for oxycontin or anything, they basically think that it's good to suffer.
20. 2018-04-17 at 2:31 PM UTC in ugh
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Topical NSAIDs (such as Feldene Gel, Orudis Gel, Nurofen Gel, Dencorub Anti-inflammatory Gel and Voltaren Osteo Gel) are creams or gels that are usually used for muscular aches and pains

    
    Get some of these gels and squirt it up there, it numbs you nicely.
    
    Then go do some cardio.