Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-04-15 at 11:38 PM UTC in ITT: We pretend it's 2011 and we're on Zoklet.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   WTAC is probably the smartest guy on this site.
2. 2018-04-15 at 11:35 PM UTC in Getting around age discrimination
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by NARCassist you'd be coughing like fuck on the fumes tho

   
   No, charcoal doesn't really emit much in the way of fumes. If you ever barbecued you'd have noticed. People die from CO inhalation from cooking with charcoal all the time in the third world.
   
   

   Originally posted by A College Professor so what is the bowl and the board for then

   
   Holding the charcoal so it doesn't burn the carpet.
3. 2018-04-15 at 11:31 PM UTC in ITT: We pretend it's 2011 and we're on Zoklet.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   TACHO WE DISCUSSED THAT 5 PAGES AGO
4. 2018-04-15 at 11:29 PM UTC in Getting around age discrimination
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by benny vader pls do not kill yourself. the following information is provided for educational purposes only.
   
   get a wooden chopping board and a large ceramic salad bowl. get some coal.
   
   find some place secluded and peaceful to park your car.
   
   put the chopping board on your floor pan.
   
   put the salad bowl on the chopping block.
   
   fill it with smouldering coal.
   
   up all the windows and keep the engine and a/c running if you prefer.
   
   you will get tired and sleepy pretty soon.

   
   That's actually a pretty creative method.
5. 2018-04-15 at 9:37 PM UTC in ATTN Zanick
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by benny vader at that length theyll also have the diameter and strength to easily constrict a man if they feels like it.

   
   Juicebox secretly hates me.
6. 2018-04-15 at 7:14 PM UTC in Fuck Minimalism and German design
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by RestStop Mercedes do be goin' hard tho :
   
   

   
   It looks ugly to me, because there is so much moulded plastic waiting to get caught in something, and because it's going to be a nightmare to disassemble and replace parts.
   
   And lets not even start fuel consumption or on the electrics.
   
   And low profile tyres in the countryside? Seriously?
   
   You see someone coming in one of those and either they're:
   a) so rich the car is disposable
   b) obsessed about what other people think of them and have low self esteem
7. 2018-04-14 at 10:04 PM UTC in What does everyone here do for work?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Bill Krozby, get a loan for fuck sakes. Texas has some of the most inexpensive rental in a populated US state with big people who love to eat. Your fortune could be "Bill Krozby" pizzaria. make a Crow your emblem taking away a slice of pizza from Noah's Ark and motto "Devilishly good"
   
   see, I could work in Marketing. I'm a brilliant mother fucker!

   
   That's actually a boss idea for a logo
8. 2018-04-14 at 10:02 PM UTC in Suicide by trolley
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Get a rope and tie one end to a lampost and then to one foot, then get another rope with a hook and tie it around your other foot and then hook onto the trolley as it's going past.
9. 2018-04-14 at 9:38 PM UTC in ATTN Zanick
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   I have a smol dogger too.
10. 2018-04-14 at 9:28 PM UTC in Taking a break from smoking weed
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume close your mouth and shave your beard

    
    huh?
11. 2018-04-14 at 9:28 PM UTC in Taking a break from smoking weed
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I wish I had some now though.
12. 2018-04-14 at 9:27 PM UTC in Taking a break from smoking weed
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume guess what idiot overindulgence in anything will affect your behavior
    stop it with this post-boomer reffer madness bs

    
    420 blaze it fagit.
13. 2018-04-14 at 9:25 PM UTC in ATTN Zanick
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Juicebox Get a constrictor and feed it live mice

    
    I don't want an animal that sees me as food.
14. 2018-04-14 at 9:19 PM UTC in Taking a break from smoking weed
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Very good idea Zanick. Weed makes you act different, no matter what the "420 blaze it" fagits say.
15. 2018-04-14 at 9:08 PM UTC in ATTN: BeigeWarlock
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Reminds me of the story of the karate master who was sitting in a train or whatever, when a drunken guy comes into the carriage and starts trying to start shit with everyone. He gets to the karate master and everyone is like "aww fuck nigga it's on now", and the karate master says "you have had a bad day, sit down and tell me about it".
    
    The moral is that that is real kung fu or something I forget.
16. 2018-04-14 at 8:50 PM UTC in ATTN Zanick
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    So far I haven't caught anything in my trap - I think I had it baited wrong.
    
    I'm thinking of getting a snek, maybe a western hognose, they're cute, but need to be fed thawed frozen mouses.
17. 2018-04-14 at 7:55 PM UTC in if you could, no bs, get away with murdering someone, would you?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Zanick, you know there are too many people and that they need culling.
    
    Stop trying to rationalise that with flowery language.
18. 2018-04-14 at 4:36 PM UTC in When I do it, it's pervert when this whale does it, it's OKAY
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    That's because she and her partners have embraced an alternative way of living, while you're just a horny paki.
19. 2018-04-14 at 4:09 PM UTC in I can't... I can't support Trump anymore.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Enter

    
    Depressing that 30 years later we still don't have ED209s walking around.
20. 2018-04-13 at 12:30 PM UTC in Well its official.... HTS left me
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Damn what happened?