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Posts by Soyboy

  1. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I drunk the entire bottle and spent the day in bed trying to recover.
  2. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Lanny CENSORED

    So a poor composite video of a slimy wormy office worker with awful bone structure sliding a rock up a 45° incline accompanied by an equally poor EDM vocal accompaniment.

    This is not Wagner's Nibelung saga, no matter how often the shit tier FM radio stations in Ireland repeat it as if it were such.
  3. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Juicebox If you make a thread asking for a custom user title, everybody posts their suggestions, and Lanny picks the best one

    Mine is "-Bill Krozbydog beta-tester"
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I'm talking about an interdimensional force here that is controlling us.

    You can talk all you want about aliens. Just like your other woke nigga, Spectral.

    In fact probably not a single negative consequence will accrue as a result of you calling out our mysterious interdimensional -0 oh lord theyre her etheyre shadows no they have me
  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    No one, but I would cuddle with Sophie, Lanny and Daily. But in a very manly way.
  6. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Unhealthy to hear a voice. If you can think with the animal feel you will feel happier. Think like a fox thinks. No language, just concepts, outcomes, movement and sound.

    A voice carries with it all the prejudices of its era - what is moral, what is good, what is healthy, what is nice?

    You will feel depressed. jedied, since most of our morality is directly or indirectly jedi. You studied the bible in school right? You spent several hours a week studying the bible, right?

    But the bible is not even the latest version of jedied. jedis have upgraded several times since. You are studying the bronze age jedi version of language. Literally pre-steel.

    You are studying jedied 0.5, while real jedis study jedi 2.0.

    The torah was jedi 1.0, the big upgrade, and the 1920s/1930s were jedi 1.5, and the post holocaust 1960s-style verbiage is jedi 2.0.

    If you think in English chances are you are thinking in an outdated programming language.
  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Sorry Bill Krozby, but stfu.

    Don't your boomer parents pay the rent for your Austin apartment?
  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Discounters acquire their product from various sources. The likes of Tesco, and even Aldi and Lidl don't have set sources for their stock. Whoever bids lowest and seems to have the best product wins. The accounting is complex, but involves recovery of fixed and variable costs, not wanting to dilute your brand, etc.

    As a result sometimes you'll buy €80 a bottle shit for €12.95 - other times you buy pure shit for more than you should have paid. In fact you probably should be paid to dispose of this tainted ethanol mis-product. I'm pretty sure if you dumped it down the drain the local council would want compensation for the damage caused.

    This is an instance of the latter. I'm not even drunk and already I have a hangover.

    Goddam Lidl. This is the worst brandy I've had in years.
  9. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Lanny if this is a queue I want the custom user title of "undefined function name".

    Just to make you look bad.
  10. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Juicebox I work at a machine shop that doesn't normally play music, but since the management "likes Christmas" they play Christmas music over the PA system from Thanksgiving to Christmas. As if Christmas music wasn't annoying enough already, it sounds like absolute shit coming out of the PA speaker

    And it's usually pretty loud at first but usually they turn it down after everyone starts fucking shit up because they can't concentrate

    I think they do it just to piss people off, literally nobody likes it

    Working in a machine shop is skilled labour, no matter what the owners say. You deserve to be treated better.

    In my office we had to listen to music cos either my "boss" (an accountant who was faking his qualification) or the bosses daughter would insist on putting it on.

    Whenever I was alone I'd put on my bluetooth speaker and stream some real music.
  11. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume https://my.mixtape.moe/akknjn.m4a

    Why hasn't it taken you out?

    Name the jedi loudly and openly. It'll take you out.
  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Lanny probably forgot the SQL command to assign custom user titles. It happens to the best of us.
  13. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    hey Malice if you're killing yourself anyway, and you're a libertarian, are you willing to take crypto to say specific things in your suicide note/livestream?
  14. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i wouldn't change having a 15 year hardcore smack habit for anything. it was one hell of a roller coaster ride.

    Do you look back and think "boy, shooting up that heroin was a great decision, so glad I did that".
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Be careful with your money.

    $300 in one evening in a strip club? Everyone, even the strippers, will respect you more if you spend more carefully.
  16. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    This thread reminds me of your sis sploo. Not to act like a pedo, but hope she's doing well, haven't really heard from you since zoklet.
  17. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I dunno how I missed this, but I've been binge watching it hardcore. Of course we're up to the Kaiserschlact in 1918 by now, but there are many good videos that really put the war in its context. This guy is the new Dan Carlin
    1918 playlist:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJKOik6LUuY&list=PLB2vhKMBjSxMFBUN-T7xf-ORq9yY36EVR

    Currently watching:
  18. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Avicii came out with the most annoying goddam songs, and they were played over and over on the radio at work (an office). I am glad he is fucking dead.

    I will never work a job where I have to listen to music ever again. I worked in a PC World one Christmas, and hate Christmas songs since.
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Having sense is a huge disability with women. They need so much time and money spent on them, and you risk so much just by having them around that it's hard to justify from a rational perspective.

    I have dumped one gf and rejected several girls just because I didn't want the hassle. I always regretted it, but not really, it's a weird dynamic, you have your hormones, but also your own needs.
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