Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-04-16 at 10:50 PM UTC in ATTN: MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian my way of opening them is superior. I will show you.
   
   Where do i buy this that ISNT on the internet? Does this drink exist outside the internet?

   
   Soylent is internet only, but you can buy soy-milk and tofu in most supermarkets. There's soy in EVERYTHING now. It's the crop that is saving the world from toxic masculinity.
2. 2018-04-16 at 10:43 PM UTC in Ah, fuck it. I'm going to reveal my secret.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by the pat-man tfw you'll never stretch enters boipussy

   
   Anything is possible with Soy.
3. 2018-04-16 at 10:38 PM UTC in If you had to flee the country, where would you go?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Look at a genuine fugitive, such as Andrew Aurenheimer (weev), who is on the run from ZOG.
   
   He went to Abkhazia, which is a breakaway region in the Caucasus, then Ukraine for work, then got ZOGged out of there so moved to Transnistria.
   
   You can live quite well in a lot of these cyrillic-zone countries.
4. 2018-04-16 at 10:29 PM UTC in ATTN: MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by the pat-man can i borrow some pliers i cant get my soylent open

   
   My girlfriend opens mine for me. She has such strong hands.
   
   

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian In the coming weeks I will make a video on how to open soylent without pliers.
   
   Where do I buy soylent?

   
   https://www.soylent.com/
5. 2018-04-16 at 10:27 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Enter Soy-boy,

   
   You spelled my name wrong.
   
   We all know that if hydro called up §m£ÂgØL and was like "§m£ÂgØL I realise now we belong together, lets get back, soul-mates, you and me, forever" he'd jump up on his hind legs and run out the door back to her.
6. 2018-04-16 at 9:49 PM UTC in ATTN: MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Enter, you're missing out on some delicious soy. My nipples are soft, like roses. Oh my.
7. 2018-04-16 at 4:21 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Everyone knows drumpf is a psycho, just like with North Korea, when he chewed Kim's face off.
8. 2018-04-16 at 4:19 PM UTC in ATTN: All cluster B posters, please identify yourselves
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   My various pathologies are best described as being a cunt.
9. 2018-04-16 at 4:17 PM UTC in Ah, fuck it. I'm going to reveal my secret.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   This has broke my heart. I was totally gay for Enter.
10. 2018-04-16 at 4:08 PM UTC in ATTN: MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Oh my
11. 2018-04-16 at 3:56 PM UTC in ATTN: MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Why don't you have a sip of my soy milk latte and talk about MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING things with me, Enter?
12. 2018-04-16 at 3:54 PM UTC in ATTN: MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I personally don't see what's wrong, I am a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
13. 2018-04-16 at 1:59 PM UTC in ATTN: MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Enter EDIT: Ah, it even changes in titles. S O Y B O Y.
    
    Your username is a word that gets changed. And it's fucking disgusting what it gets changed into.

    
    Why?
14. 2018-04-16 at 1:56 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    My vote is yes, he's clearly a broken hearted little smeagol, and it's clearly gotten beyond pathetic.
    
    I guess all the other bitches don't talk about illegal shit and spirituality (as if he has a soul, lol) and have their boyfriends fuck him in his ass the way she did.
15. 2018-04-16 at 12:04 AM UTC in Fuck Minimalism and German design
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by benny vader its fucked up a family have live in a hut with rusted out tin roofs while another faggot gets to drive in a car that costs 50times more than that hut in the background.

    
    It looks like a stable or some sort of farm shed, and they probably cost more or less the same when land is taken into consideration.
    
    Also that car is probably CGI - most of the time they choose to just render products in promotional posters.
16. 2018-04-15 at 11:56 PM UTC in Getting around age discrimination
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by NARCassist he said coal, that gives off nasty black smoke, lots of it.

    
    It's obvious what he meant. Anyway coal turns into charcoal in a fire after a short while.
17. 2018-04-15 at 11:52 PM UTC in ITT: We pretend it's 2011 and we're on Zoklet.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency I forget who wtac is

    
    Whore To A Chainsaw. Also Nero.
18. 2018-04-15 at 11:49 PM UTC in ITT: We pretend it's 2011 and we're on Zoklet.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by NARCassist ain't he doing a life sentence?

    
    For what?
19. 2018-04-15 at 11:44 PM UTC in My pinky smells like cheese
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    No, don't worry. Ear wax is how they get the milk to congeal in order to make many different kinds of cheese.
20. 2018-04-15 at 11:42 PM UTC in Do you ever realise worrying was never worth it?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Like exams and crap like that. It was never worth it.
    
    Romance - not even close to worth it.
    
    Even stuff like health - getting worried, not worth it.
    
    Goddam I'm so fucking laid back now, and everyone thinks I'm werid.
    
    And before you ask - no I'm nor on pot.