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Posts by Soyboy

  1. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Enter if my hemorrhoids don't go away i'll probably kill myself within 5 years

    working out was supposed to be a positive turning point for me

    What's your blood pressure like?
  2. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Are they bleeding? If not just take panadol and codeine and ibuprofen and booze and go about your business. If they are, same, just wear one of those nappies women wear on their periods.
  3. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    No just make sure you use enough lube and have them go slow.
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I want him back so he can talk about giving these raging homos what they really want, oh my
  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    The other day a stranger had his fist inside me but he was so weak I could barely feel anything so I said "harder faggot". He got all offended and started crying and left soon after. What happened to real men?
  6. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I want to see the snakes they have down under sometime.
  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    It's weird you never do anything much out of the ordinary little Enter. Besides going to gay bars.
  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Hot
  9. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Cave explorer. Oh my
  10. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Cute, but annoying. Someone you know?
  11. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    You clicked this thread because you know I am right.

    I eat healthy and exercise. I have a nice home and car. My taste is exquisite, I enjoy fine art and opera. I eat the finest foods. I do not consume junk food or animal carcass, I eat salads and tofu. I do not watch commercial television, I only watch documentaries in the highest definition.

    You look at me and you are filled with seething and anger, because you know I am better than you are and that you can never compete. Yet I don't even brag or rub it in your face. I am the supreme moral being. Billions of generations of life have evolved for one purpose - to give birth to me. Do not try to compete. There is no point. Enjoy being in my presence.
  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone §m£ÂgØL literally ran off and got lost in a pine forest next to my farm, running around naked and delusional for well over an hour before I found him and go him back to the house. When I found him he was at least an 8th of a mile from the house, past the barn. Because he kept trying to run back off, I literally had to pin him down and waited for my husband to get back for like 2 hours which was in a huge field, near the pine forest he'd been running through. If we were in a trailer park, his ass would have been in the ER, arrested, or both, but because I lived so far in the country, with thousands of acres of cattle pasture and pine forest around me, there was nobody to report the little spic losing his mind.

    This is hilarious.

    Why does he keep shapeshifting - one minute he's Chinese, the next American, the next Mexican. I imagine he's a little dude as well, 5'4".
  13. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    School.jpg
  14. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    The modern left, standing up to the "power"
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Is there not room under the front seats? And if you have them just pull the small rear foot-carpet over it.
  16. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    A Nissan Leaf, plug in. It was super smooth. I love the way it just barely purrs when you accelerate. I definitely would like one, but even with grants, etc they're €30k new.

    And I doubt there's very many user fixable parts inside.
  17. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I'm fucked in the head from time to time, but not usually. What am I?
  18. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    The hyperborean soul doesn't do well in a climate without harsh winters, and tends to degenerate.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume lol covering your ass because you accidentally browsed a "racist thread" while living in the U.K.

    When the new laws come in it'll be literal jail time for Narc.
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Why is "weev" fleeing from the jedis?

    He's a WN. He was arrested and spent ages in jail on trumped up hacking charges, before being acquitted. He says the prosecution was politically motivated by the jedis, and it probably was.

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I would just go to Russia, they do not extradite. Or maybe Angola, a Russian ally.

    Russia would be good, but in his situation I don't think he wanted to risk it as the Russian government don't like white nationalists that much.
  20. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Zanick yes

    I'm shocked, I never thought you'd be the sort.

    I smoke a cigar or a pipe occasionally. Once a month or less. Just a couple of puffs over a few hours.

    There is nothing better than the pleasant buzz of nicotine when you have zero tolerance. A cigar, a libation, and some electronic entertainment or friends around. It's a wonderful, thoughtful stimulant and aid to meditation and peace - when used occasionally.

    Native Americans knew this and would smoke the peace pipe only occasionally, and as a special, social thing. Europeans in their typical manic way found something good and decided - hey this stuff rocks, lets smoke whole packets of it like 90 times a day, what can go wrong?
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