Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-05-03 at 11:05 PM UTC in I need to hide a laptop in the car.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Like why a laptop?
   
   A thumb drive or an SSD is so small. Even a microSD card.
   
   I once tried swallowing a microSD card to evaluate it's ability to retain data after passing through the digestive tract, but I wasn't able to find it in my poop.
2. 2018-05-03 at 10:48 PM UTC in The new members are cool and all but ....
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by -mal- Most people still think I’m a man. :)

   
   TBH I really don't care one way or another.
3. 2018-05-03 at 10:43 PM UTC in Kim Jong-Un crosses into South Korea to meet with SK president
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Mike Enoch said something on The Daily Shoah that I thought was instructice - jedis simply don't understand the concept of peace. For them every interaction is war - a chance to fuck the other person over. They simply don't understand how two people could put the weapons away and start to get along.
   
   Looking at Israel's history, or the history of the jedis in the United States, or the history of the jedis in Europe, or the history of the jedis in the Middle East, or the history of the Hebrews as documented in the bible, it's easy to understand the validity of this world view. jedis are always at war, always looking to fuck over their neighbours.
   
   For them the idea that Trump and Kim and South Korea could decide - hey fuck this war shit, let's just get along - makes zero sense.
4. 2018-05-03 at 10:37 PM UTC in Kim Jong-Un crosses into South Korea to meet with SK president
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock You missed my point. It is believed (like in that Rogan/Franko film) that much of the Government employees dont like him either. they would call a cease fire at once if someone grabbed his ass. it could be set up this way. some people will protest but they will be hauled off to jail just like the opposing side today is.

   
   That's just great William Kristol, I'm sure you have a unique understanding of the situation and care deeply about goyim lives, just like you did in 2003.
5. 2018-05-03 at 10:34 PM UTC in The new members are cool and all but ....
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   -mal- is still the best new member we've had in a while.
   
   

   Originally posted by Sophie If you start beta-orbiting -mal- i'll be dissapoint Soy.

   
   Oops.
6. 2018-05-03 at 10:30 PM UTC in Refugees from a dating site?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Are you allowed to bring a bunch of friends in to bukkake an escort?
   
   Not that I have friends, but just curious.
7. 2018-05-03 at 10:26 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by roglahonz blaj hurr durr let me try every chemical to fix my permanent brain disorder

   
   It's more than you have done.
   
   What the fuck is up with you anyway? It's always been a mystery to me. I mean I like you, but wtf?
8. 2018-05-03 at 10:23 PM UTC in The reason Donald trump puts a cover over his glass
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Slaynk It's not so much a black or white… good vs bad thing. This is our health we could be dealing with here. This is our lives we're talking about. Now I'm not in this thread moaning about dust. I'm just trying to make you understand that there's a better way, and that we don't have to live these lives of oppression.
   
   However at the end of the day it's your own choice though and I can't make you do the right thing.
   
   #chewsoap

   
   Yeah. At the end of the day Donald Trump isn't President cos he's a low-grade retard, no matter what the media might want you to think.
   
   He's also a tee-totaller. His brother drank himself to death, and since that the Don doesn't consume alcohol.
   
   And I've heard about him using UV hand sterilisers and ethanol hand scrub before.
   
   And he doesn't drink glasses full of spiders and other people's spittle.
   
   He's a smart guy. We could all stand to learn a little from him.
   
   Despite the media.
9. 2018-05-03 at 10:17 PM UTC in Went to court
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by greenplastic you should have pissed on your shirt so you could get excused really easily

   
   My understanding is if you're at all smart or display any critical thinking ability whatsoever the prosecution will try to get you excused.
10. 2018-05-03 at 10:03 PM UTC in Guys: sock, tissue or cum rag or what?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by mmQ I just have one full sized beach towel that I've used my entire life.

    
    I bet it's as solid as a slab of white granite by now.
    
    Sorry, forgot to ask the girls, what do you wipe up with? Not that I'm that interested.
11. 2018-05-03 at 9:57 PM UTC in Your top 5 films
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Hannibal Ruff Stuff 6
    Rocco's Reverse Gang Bang 2
    Bring Em Young 2
    Leah Stevenson Amateur School Girl
    A Summer's Day
12. 2018-05-03 at 9:54 PM UTC in (drunk) had a dinner party with my brother and his friends, he thinks I tripped his wife?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by the pat-man wat

    
    YOUR WIFE WAS THE ONE BLEEDING OUT OF HER EYE SOCKETS ON HIS $1900 RUG
13. 2018-05-03 at 9:52 PM UTC in whats everyones asl
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Red_Woman You may dare, since I already said that. lol

    
    Are Albanians all Muslims? Are you?
14. 2018-05-03 at 9:51 PM UTC in Guys: sock, tissue or cum rag or what?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by ohfralala All I can picture is some chick sitting next to you not really doing anything while you jerk away watching whatever porn and then you smearing her face

    
    Women always seem happy enough for me to cum on them, but not on their face.
15. 2018-05-03 at 9:46 PM UTC in Guys: sock, tissue or cum rag or what?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    What do you cum into when fapping?
    
    My favourite is just to cum, then wipe up afterwards. Preferably onto someone else, but also into a sink or toilet or whatever. Then just wash it away.
    
    A sock can be good though. It's shaped just right, but it also makes your socks smell slightly.
16. 2018-05-03 at 9:37 PM UTC in The moon landing...
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by aldra I read about that, was pretty insane

    
    I once wasted around an hour trying to explain the concept of a nuclear explosion to someone on 4chan. I remember it cos it's time I'll never get back, no matter what.
17. 2018-05-03 at 9:22 PM UTC in Amy Schumer in hospital with STD
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by the pat-man khazar milkies

    
    
18. 2018-05-03 at 9:21 PM UTC in mom gets crunk w/ kids on grey goose
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Another bunch of black kids being raised by their grandmother. It's a meme at this point.
    
    And I actually like black women.
19. 2018-05-03 at 9:18 PM UTC in Amy Schumer in hospital with STD
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by ohfralala I wanna find me a nice jedi boy and convert and take over the world

    
    Find out if he has a sister for me.
20. 2018-05-03 at 9:13 PM UTC in Amy Schumer in hospital with STD
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by the pat-man i wonder why someone from a wealthy well conncted jedi family would go into comedy, she must actually be dumb

    
    That's a weird statement. Rich jedis go into things like comedy, modern art and theatre all the time. They always suck at it, but it's like a shit-test to the goyim - if you don't appreciate my crap you don't fit in and are therefore an outsider.
    
    By now the jedis control everything, they are both the actor on the stage and the critic in the audience.