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Guys: sock, tissue or cum rag or what?

  1. #1
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    What do you cum into when fapping?

    My favourite is just to cum, then wipe up afterwards. Preferably onto someone else, but also into a sink or toilet or whatever. Then just wash it away.

    A sock can be good though. It's shaped just right, but it also makes your socks smell slightly.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just have one full sized beach towel that I've used my entire life.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING What do you cum into when fapping?

    My favourite is just to cum, then wipe up afterwards. Preferably onto someone else

    All I can picture is some chick sitting next to you not really doing anything while you jerk away watching whatever porn and then you smearing her face
  4. #4
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala All I can picture is some chick sitting next to you not really doing anything while you jerk away watching whatever porn and then you smearing her face

    Women always seem happy enough for me to cum on them, but not on their face.
  5. #5
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by mmQ I just have one full sized beach towel that I've used my entire life.

    I bet it's as solid as a slab of white granite by now.

    Sorry, forgot to ask the girls, what do you wipe up with? Not that I'm that interested.
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