Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-05-03 at 9:08 PM UTC in 90s nickelodeon was television at its absolute best
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   
   
   Melissa Joan Hart 2018
2. 2018-05-03 at 8:41 PM UTC in Programming and CompSci wiki like Hydrogen Audio?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by aldra That's part of my point. Perl is a scripting language, not for application development. It's excellent for automation and pattern handling. C and ASM are still used extensively for low-level, performance intensive applications like cryptography or advanced memory management. None of them are 'dead' simply because they're not popular.
   
   The reason I mentioned it is because it's useful day-to-day and makes use of principles that many newer, high-level programming languages do not. This thread is about learning his first programming language, not what programming language is best for neural networks or whatever else.

   
   The PERL ecosystem consists of 50 year old jedis going on about syntax. It not only has a crusty layer on top, it is completely stagnant underneath as well.
   PERL got broken a long time ago, and has never been fixed.
   It's almost impossible to read a PERL expert's program. Ever hear of PERL obfuscation contests? All regular expressions and odd statements. PERL reads like gobbledy-goook.
   
   In the early 2000s, PERL was hot shit. Right now no one with a brain will touch it.
3. 2018-05-03 at 8:33 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Sticking something into a girl is always a good idea. Could be a finger up her butt (it'll be smelly), one or two up her vagina (smelly, but in a good way), your tongue in her mouth - sticking fingers right down her throat is a new one to me, but seems sorta valid I guess.
4. 2018-05-03 at 8:28 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Red_Woman I didn't said bad. Just not mine, if you are going with the scenario you wrote.

   
   I never used to, but I've started.
   
   Got tired of being the nice guy a long time ago.
5. 2018-05-03 at 8:26 PM UTC in Amy Schumer in hospital with STD
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   The thing about Amy Schumer is that her fat is the best thing she has going for her. With it she looks kinda frumpy, lovable, and fuckable. The kind of thing you don't mind having in your bed.
   
   Without, she looks like a typical repulsive nerd.
   
   
   
   
6. 2018-05-03 at 8:18 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Yet he still gets laid.
   
   What does that tell us about women?
7. 2018-05-03 at 8:16 PM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Bill Krozby is actually a little Mexican dude, easy to flip around and bend over.
   
   :)
8. 2018-05-03 at 8:14 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Red_Woman
   
   Well, not mine. Sorry.

   
   Why not? We are not bad people.
9. 2018-05-03 at 8:08 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   We are these people :)
10. 2018-05-03 at 8:02 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Before, during or after? lol

    
    Let me guess:
    
    Before: let me just lie with you. You are so beautiful, I just want to admire you. The profile of your face. Let me touch your breast.
    During: just the tip, OK? I just want to know how it feels. Let me taste your nipple?
    After: I just lost control, OK. It won't happen again. I feel like you and I have a special connection. Can you feel it too?
11. 2018-05-03 at 7:58 PM UTC in Amy Schumer in hospital with STD
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Amy Schumer is in hospital with a kidney infection.
    
    For the girls here, this is basically when you let someone who has shit on his dick fuck you in the pussy - the infection starts as a urinary tract infection, then moves up to your kidneys.
    
    I would fuck her, but I doubt she'd let a poor-ass Irish guy like me do so.
    
    What a disgusting fucking un-funny privileged jedi slam pig.
    
    

    Originally posted by ohfralala We love you Fona. Don’t be a turd covered dick today ok?

    
    lol
    
    https://www.etonline.com/amy-schumer-says-shes-on-the-mend-following-week-long-hospitalization-101566
12. 2018-05-03 at 7:50 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    lol, what does a guy say to succeed?
13. 2018-05-03 at 7:43 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Oh please Red_Woman, I bet those Italian Lovers are all about pulling your panties off with their teeth and drilling your ass without saying a single word besides "ti amo".
14. 2018-05-03 at 7:38 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by roglahonz blaj what worked for u (antidepressants)
    
    i tend to agree that they're effective

    
    Prozac(fluoxetine) and Effexor(venlafaxine). Maybe Zoloft(Sertraline) to a certain extent, but it is way milder.
    
    Venlafaxine is the best. I have felt near euphoric on it at times.
15. 2018-05-03 at 7:35 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Personal experience: women do whatever you want so long as you don't ask.
16. 2018-05-03 at 7:33 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Is this from personal experience?😯

    
    What a weird question.
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby true that, I left my last gf because she was like that. funny thing after I broke up with her she started wanting me to fuck her up the asshole

    
    Women are disgusting.
17. 2018-05-03 at 7:29 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Get a girl whose mom has good joints. You can wet the driest pussy, you can suck the droopiest tits, but the least sexy thing you can hear in bed is "my hips hurt, stop"..
18. 2018-05-03 at 7:14 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    
    Yeah that fucking Irish bitch from Dublin. Her and her black-ass bf were fitness instructors.
19. 2018-05-03 at 7:12 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby her mom is fucking gross i would never ask her that.

    
    Most girls wind up looking like their mom.
20. 2018-05-03 at 7:11 PM UTC in This is the kind of person that should post here.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by HampTheToker I mean, dying sucks, but a homicidal crazy bitch hopping up and down on your dick is peak crazy sex.
    …they handy with the steel if you know what I mean.

    
    Exactly how I want to die tbh fam.