Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-12-20 at 10:43 PM UTC in what do i need to do to you people
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Do a pirouette.
2. 2020-12-20 at 6:37 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge Shut the fuck up retard.

   
   no u
3. 2020-12-20 at 6:30 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge Retard. Kill yourself.

   
   That's something I will never do because I take pride in the fact that my mere existence triggers you so severely.
4. 2020-12-20 at 6:28 AM UTC in Which Linux do you find to be the most user friendly?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Lmao now you're in my PMs...
5. 2020-12-20 at 6:26 AM UTC in Which Linux do you find to be the most user friendly?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge Yeah I know, Archgay is a succinct and immediately hilarious portmanteau of Archlinux and gaysex, it was a great joke.
   
   Whereas you created a belaboured failed "joke" where the punchline is that you are edgy and referenced TempleOS. Very joke.

   
   This is the most tryhard thing I have read in my entire life.
   
   Trying to justify the comedic impact of a joke is straight up next level cringe.
6. 2020-12-20 at 6:13 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   A half gram of crack.
7. 2020-12-20 at 6:06 AM UTC in Why do I bother getting harrassed with 0 respect
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I kinda miss Panny a bit tbh.
8. 2020-12-20 at 6:04 AM UTC in Which Linux do you find to be the most user friendly?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge Yeah yeah archgay linux
   
   I never said you had to be serious, I said your joke was unfunny

   
   And with "Archgay" you're a regular Lenny Bruce.
9. 2020-12-20 at 4:59 AM UTC in Which Linux do you find to be the most user friendly?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge Very joke

   
   And Archgay was a serious suggestion?
10. 2020-12-20 at 4:56 AM UTC in Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2 are the greatest movies ever - even better than Godfather, Star Wars, and Citizen Kane
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    A Thousand Words is on Netflix... I just threw it on now.
11. 2020-12-20 at 4:54 AM UTC in Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2 are the greatest movies ever - even better than Godfather, Star Wars, and Citizen Kane
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by livingelegy Eddie Murphy was good in that movie where he only has 1000 words left to speak before he dies, I forget the name.
    
    Edit: the name is literally 1000 words lol

    
    Holy shit I have to check that out. I haven't seen it.
    
    If you haven't seen Bowfinger (also starring Eddie Murphy, along with a lot of other stars), definitely check it out.
12. 2020-12-20 at 4:52 AM UTC in Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2 are the greatest movies ever - even better than Godfather, Star Wars, and Citizen Kane
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls Lol bad santa 2 was fucking shit

    
    It gets points for legacy. Bad Santa 1 was so good that it kinda rubbed off on the sequel a little bit.
13. 2020-12-20 at 4:47 AM UTC in Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2 are the greatest movies ever - even better than Godfather, Star Wars, and Citizen Kane
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by livingelegy Big Mama's House 1,2, and 3 are far superior

    
    Martin Lawrence is probably my second favorite black guy who does fat lady drag in a starring role.
    
    Eddie Murphy gets my top pick.
    
    But I do like me some M.L.
14. 2020-12-20 at 4:41 AM UTC in Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2 are the greatest movies ever - even better than Godfather, Star Wars, and Citizen Kane
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Disagreement with this statement equals tacit admission of having a low IQ.
15. 2020-12-20 at 4:28 AM UTC in Which Linux do you find to be the most user friendly?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Linux is for posers tbqh.
    
    So is Apple and Windows.
    
    TempleOS is the only way.
16. 2020-12-20 at 4:24 AM UTC in Nurse who fainted after taking the chink stink vaccine has died
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Proof of creation.

    
    It's kinda also proof of the opposite.
    
    The symmetry seems more indicative of biological accident than any kind of intelligent design.
    
    In fact, it's kinda not really proof of anything.
17. 2020-12-20 at 4:19 AM UTC in Ontario
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Did you post this directly in the Mongolvoid?
    
    Lol.
    
    And yeah Ontario has drugs but prolly no more than any other province.
    
    I met up with a dude (in Ottawa) from Totse back in 2007 and smoked crack with him.
    
    Good times.
18. 2020-12-20 at 4:15 AM UTC in Nurse who fainted after taking the chink stink vaccine has died
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by STER0S by the looks of it – i believe so.
    
    🤔

    
    I think the seam on a ballsack corresponds anatomically to a lady's vagaygay.
    
    And the clit and cock are similarly analogous.
19. 2020-12-20 at 4:10 AM UTC in Nurse who fainted after taking the chink stink vaccine has died
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by STER0S her clitoris is going to mutate into a micropenis

    
    Aren't they technically one and the same?
20. 2020-12-20 at 4:09 AM UTC in Does this look like hemorrhoids on my Chinese gf? Bugz said they do
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Smokes?