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2022-04-24 at 3:58 AM UTC in Easy Victims for the Taking in Your Life
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2022-04-24 at 3:56 AM UTC in Easy Victims for the Taking in Your LifeI had this hitchhiker in my car not that long ago and I just started having all these thoughts of how easy it would be to kill her.
Sometimes people make it kinda easy to be victims.
But I've hitchhiked myself and also gotten myself into all kinds of fucked up situations, so I'm thankful for the kindness of strangers. -
2022-04-23 at 9:09 PM UTC in Want to kms but I need hateDoes KMS mean "kill my self"?
Not gonna lie, the thought has been crossing my mind lately.
I just have no idea how to do it quickly and certainly enough. I don't want to fuck up and end up in a hospital bed worse off than I was before.
Plus I'm kinda scared of what might lie on the other side. -
2022-04-23 at 6:37 PM UTC in It's never a good sign when your boss comes up to you and asks if you're okay
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2022-04-23 at 6:33 PM UTC in It's never a good sign when your boss comes up to you and asks if you're okay
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2022-04-23 at 6:30 PM UTC in It's never a good sign when your boss comes up to you and asks if you're okayI get away with drinking on the job all the time but it's because I telecommute and my performance is generally well above adequate (or sometimes just adequate if I'm on a particularly serious bender).
That being said, I might have lost a job once a few years ago because I was taking benzos with my liquor for a while, and sometimes GHB and shrooms for a little extra kick.
They never told me why they let me go though so I'll never know for sure. -
2022-04-23 at 5:38 PM UTC in As energy prices have increased
Originally posted by Grylls As in, she uses more electric than me (hairdryer etc) therefore she’s paying more
Next you're gonna need to produce an itemized receipt for each electric device in the house, strap meters to each of them individually, etc...
It sounds like a slippery slope.
But if she's cool with it, then it sounds like it worked out.
See what new things you can happen through the magic of cunnilingus. Explore the possibilities. -
2022-04-23 at 5:23 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
Originally posted by A College Professor This is basically what every single woman is like, literally, when your'e a nice guy and give them the time of day and commit a micro-simp like for instance let them to decide where they want to go for dinner. Thats why so many MIGs are TOWing these days because they dont fundamentally understand women on a deep level or by the time they see the light they literally get jaded and wear rose glasses all the time in there cocoon which is where they suck there thumb in the fetus position. MIGTOWs need a spot where they can kick it,A spot where they belong, that's just for them Where MIGTOW ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood. It's called guy-heaven
Anyway back to a bitch - Literally theres chemicals in there little brains so every time you simp out and let her pick what movie ur gonna watch theres a literal chemical reaction and basically she has to nut-up and up the ante so eventually it ends with her doing a total power play with her 12GA pump or WORSE youre so lucky man you coulda get splattered on the wall. Also every time you do this her testosterone goes up and scientists have measured it because there voice gets deeper and there hairs become more coarse and her oder stinkens and da leg itches
That's why at the end of the day you have to tighten youre belt and pump some iron because if not then she will, and look how it ends every single time .
This is actually frighteningly accurate given even more context that I didn't mention.
She has always dated guys that were abusive towards her, including one psychopath that hit her on the regular.
I was the only one she ever dated who didn't have a criminal record.
She kinda referred to our relationship as a sort of experiment since she's definitely got a type and I don't really fit that type at all.
I had my own theories similar to what you bring up that I started forming after she stopped fucking me. It was also at the same time she started demeaning me more in arguments and trying to make me do more shit for her.
This shit was psychological warfare that escalated to a full blown hostage situation.
It's especially tragic because I really did love her and I know that on some level she genuinely loved me, but her fucking evolutionary instincts and psychopathology all kicked in and everything got fucked.
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2022-04-23 at 5:15 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous timesThis thread is officially about avacados and calling people Joey now.
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2022-04-23 at 5:13 PM UTC in As energy prices have increasedMore as in an equal share, meaning she was not contributing equally in the first place?
Or more as in more than you? -
2022-04-23 at 5:11 PM UTC in Louisiana 4-year-old dies after grandmother forced her to drink bottle of whiskey as mother watched: policeRemember, though, it's the NY Post... I'm taking everything I read on there with a grain of salt.
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2022-04-23 at 5:10 PM UTC in Louisiana 4-year-old dies after grandmother forced her to drink bottle of whiskey as mother watched: police
The 4-year-old girl’s blood alcohol level was .680
Jesus jumped up Christ that is high. -
2022-04-23 at 4:57 PM UTC in TIL I died of a heart attackAngryIVer, I can't tell if that means he does intravenous drugs and is angry or is a mad fourer (whatever that means).
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2022-04-23 at 4:56 PM UTC in TIL I died of a heart attack
Originally posted by RIPtotse Oh god are we getting helladamleet and totse2k1 mixed up now lol.
Paul wonzy wozny Wozniack aka helladamleet aka children beaters aka Wisconsin pedophile aka wtf is happening anymore lol
Are you thinking of AngryOnion? I think AngryOnion was helladamleet but then again I'm frequently away from this place for months/years so I'm having trouble keeping up myself. -
2022-04-23 at 4:48 PM UTC in Masturbating creep torments woman on NYC subway...
Originally posted by Rape Monster you should try it, just once. wear a long coat with a hole in your pocket and no underwear and go to town. if anyone catches you pretend to be retarded
Like inspector gadget?
Shit, this guy could have extra hands pop out to do the jerking so no one would suspect a thing.
Then if he did get caught, he could just do "Go, go, gadget helicopter" and be gone.
I'm starting to think this guy was a world class pervert when he wasn't solving crimes. -
2022-04-23 at 4:30 PM UTC in Masturbating creep torments woman on NYC subway...That being said though, I'm actually amazed this kind of thing doesn't happen more often.
I've seen a chick in public hot enough to strike the sudden urge in me to drop the trousers and start fondling the cock.
Of course a more rational part of my brain takes over and says "not a good idea." Maybe not everyone has that part working right. -
2022-04-23 at 4:27 PM UTC in Masturbating creep torments woman on NYC subway...The New York Post is a tabloid...
For one thing, I'm pretty sure a reputable periodical wouldn't use the word "pecker":
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2022-04-21 at 9:16 PM UTC in funny situation in a bar im at
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2022-04-21 at 8:44 PM UTC in hey scronIs star trek still around?
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2022-04-21 at 8:42 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
