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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    low iq
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz Is this deflection on your part for a friend? asking if he's someone or not has nothing to do with it. I didn't ask in a Paranoid way which I could see your point. I was wondering this for a while. I didn't delusion into thinking it was him. But nice block for a team mate.

    The thing is, you think everyone is Jeff Hunter or some kind of close associate.

    I'm not going to make fun of you or insult you, because I take mental illness seriously.

    But you need to deal with whatever it is that makes you think Jeff Hunter is everywhere.

    I was registered on Totse as early as 2004 (and even lurked a bit before I registered).

    Totse (and therefore Jeff) was actually a significant factor in my growth and development as a person.

    But there's no fucking conspiracy going on this late in the game.

    You have irrational thoughts because you have an illness.

    There's no shame in that.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    About the deja vue I'm getting because I could have sworn there's already a thread about this exactly.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Don't do amphetamines.

    And for two reasons...

    1. They're addictive as fuck.
    2. (And more importantly), they can induce or exacerbate schizophrenia.

    Originally posted by Bugz Zanick are you Jeff son?

    Case in point.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Meikai Yeah, kids gotta be protected from all of this. My mom caught me wearing her shoes as a kid and I got in trouble for it, so I stopped the drag queen shit. I still ended up a tranny, so it's not like forbidding kids from doing weird gender non-conforming shit will stop actual trannies from doing something about it when they're old enough to make those kinds of decisions. I wonder if I hadn't been forbidden from it… maybe it wouldn't have developed into the weird psychosexual social thing that it did? Probably would have just ended up where I'm at a whole lot sooner, but maybe not. Who knows?

    That's precisely it.

    It's complicated stuff.

    It's why I always have sympathy for anyone even questioning their own gender identity (or even sexual orientation for that matter).

    Deciding on actually having the surgical procedure done is an incredibly heavy thing to have to deal with.

    But (psychological) therapy, by someone specially trained to deal with this kind of scenario, should be a natural precursor to surgery. Just to make extra sure what's going on. I feel like it would become pretty apparant in quick enough time whether it's worth going through with.

    Originally posted by Meikai find foot fetishes to be entirely perplexing.

    You're not the only one.

    It's a pretty arbitrary body part.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And both Trump and Biden convert to Trebek.

    I like.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Both Democrat and Republican convert to Jeopardy!.

    Lol.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Biden.

    Trump.

    Democrat.

    Republican.

    (I'm just trying to figure out all the new word enhancements).
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you're gonna be pulling your fake ass tree out this early, you might as well just leave it out in your living room year round.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to love dressing up in drag as a kid. I've had zero interest in it since reaching adulthood.

    What I somewhat fear is a dystopian future where that would have resulted in my parents booking a genital inversion procedure before I even finished puberty.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Everyone likes an apple. ;$$++–0011;;))99&&$$??!!$$88+-&_9

    Are you currently being held in a POW camp somewhere?

    Dollar sign once for "no", twice for "yes."
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why couldn't they invent this a couple decades ago?

    I'd have saved a bundle on condoms.

    Fuck...
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is one of the most significant inventions of the 21st century, maybe even the millenium.

    Seriously.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz Porn bores me.

    What kind of porn are you watching? If it's some mainstream vanilla type shit, you might just need to tweak your kink knob up a notch or two.

    Venture a little bit into the unknown.

    But beware, because it could lead you so far down the rabbit hole that you find yourself only able to get off to a literal rabbit's hole.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I realize my $50 (Canadian dollars at that) isn't big compared to G's bet, but then again, making triple digit bets online with no escrow service or broker of some kind never really struck me as such a good idea.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


    Regarding the miniscule chance that some confirmation process might result in Trump somehow winning...

    If that happens, just put the money towards a charitable cause of your choosing.

    EDIT: I had to change the bold part because my own bet is starting to confuse me.

    I betted on the one I was wanting to lose, but thought would win.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Cummear sounds like something you might get after a particularly well-attended bukake session.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    PM me an e-mail address for an e-transfer if you're looking to collect. I don't have any crypto or anything at the moment.

    This is a debt I was actually looking forward to paying.

    I wasn't necessarily pro-Biden but I was mos' def' against Trump winning again.

    Originally posted by gadzooks Put me down for $50 CAD on Trump.

    That way, there's a consolation prize to cheer me up when the news that the world is fucking doomed is revealed.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I found your poem...

    I'm an instigator
    I'm an instigator
    Nigga can't you see
    I'm an instigator
    Ain't nobody worse than me
    I'm an instigator
    I be the first to beef
    First to squeeze
    Take heed to the words I speak
    I'm an instigator
    Nigga can't you see
    I'm an instigator
    Ain't nobody worse than me
    I'm an instigator
    I be the first to beef
    First to squeeze
    Till it hurts to breathe
    Fuck with me
    I love getting shit started
    I instigate a peace talk into a beef talk
    Until police need chalk to chalk you up
    Have bitches walking up
    Smacking you in your face screaming that you talk too much
    Tell women you said you fucked 'em
    Tell the hardest nigga you said you snuck him
    Raid his pockets and stuck him
    Till they gather in front of your crib
    Guns and law clips
    Laughing when they shoot at you over the wrong shit
    I lock down your block with lies
    It's so believable
    You run and grab your shotguns, glocks, and nines
    Walking blind
    Incite fights until they erupt
    Instigate my own death 'cause killing you ain't enough
    I don't give a fuck if we beefing or not
    I squeeze first
    I'ma heat up your spot
    I'm a nigga that breathe dirt
    On these streets everyday
    Snatching nigga's lle'
    How you bitches needing work?
    You can get it from McVay
    I'm despiteful
    I tie a hoe
    A maniacal vile animal
    Liable to leave you strapped with your Bible
    I'm psycho
    My bullets won't fly by you
    You want to kill me?
    (bang)
    You got the right to
    Ain't gotta wait till night to snipe you
    If I don't like you
    You getting hit in broad day light with a white rifle
    In front of your window I'm looking right through
    I love when I see a nigga get stuck
    Drama tends to follow me
    I know
    I probably owe all of my friends apologies
    Lie to every bitch just to get her to swallow me
    Get a lobotomy?
    Nigga this runs to my artery
    Guns are a part of me
    I pack more than pottery
    I ought to be jailed for depicted mockery
    Ain't gon' fight
    The blood on the niggas that shot at me
    I don't twist the truth
    I just make it gothic, see?
    I'm nothing but a liar
    With a big ass mouth, dick, and fists
    Big enough to knock your bitch ass out
    Got no reason to tell you the truth
    But to be honest with you
    I rap with him
    But I don't like Proof
    Nigga fuck you
    Me and Swift got plans to jump you
    Type of nigga to shake your hand and stomp you
    (I'm an instigator)
    Convinced a tenth grader
    To run up inside his classroom
    And leave the kids sprayed up
    Bitch straight up
    This is the season for squeezing off triggers
    On niggas for no reason
    Either jump or quit running your mouth
    Pull a gun out
    Better use it till the bullets run out
    I throw a brick at your crib
    Having you standing on the porch screaming
    (Look what you did!)
    I ain't feeling no remorse
    Nigga just pick up the kids
    Swift got first dibs
    On these cherry hot slugs
    That'll barbecue your ribs
    I'm preparing death beds
    Quick to bust lead
    While I'm staring at the feds
    Tearing off their legs
    Once you drop dead
    They'll be swearing it's a plague
    I'm sicker than a ?
    Watch the ? with dreds
    You could shake if you move
    Ditch with no clue
    Don't put shit on your tape
    With your skits and interludes
    And once I finish you
    They wouldn't put it in the news
    I'm nuts so you hoes ain't got the guts to interview
    I'm an instigator
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have "faith" in the existence of physical reality, though.

    But since it's just faith, I don't really have to prove it.
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