Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-05-10 at 5:52 PM UTC in DontTellEm Has not wished her mom a happy mothers day...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by stl1 But…we should see the other guy…right?
   
   lol

   
   Oh man, I didn't even get a single swing in.
   
   The guy had nary a bruise.
   
   I took his hits like a champ.
   
   I'm not the violent type, is all.
2. 2020-05-10 at 5:48 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I'll come over there & cut ur thoat, fill ur body w rocks , and leave it in the gutter.

   
   Gay.
3. 2020-05-10 at 5:46 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by stl1 DTE definitely has a tremendous weight advantage.

   
   Oh.
   
   I might have to rescind my previous offer.
4. 2020-05-10 at 5:44 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Shocker.

   
   I'll make you a deal tho...
   
   If you come over to my house and give me a blowjob, I might switch sides.
5. 2020-05-10 at 5:44 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Call skunk. He'll sort this out. 😂

   
   Who's skunk?
6. 2020-05-10 at 5:43 PM UTC in DontTellEm Has not wished her mom a happy mothers day...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by stl1 Did you lose that tooth that night?

   
   Yep.
   
   I have a filling or whatever you call it now where the rest of that tooth was.
7. 2020-05-10 at 5:41 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I definitely wouldn't let her head butt ten of my friends & just watch. 😂

   
   You're still hung up on some shit from 2005.
   
   You're weird.
   
   I'm in squirrel's corner now.
8. 2020-05-10 at 5:37 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I feel like DTE vs 🐿 would be the most epic cat fight.
9. 2020-05-10 at 5:10 PM UTC in I moustache you a question
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Twat?
   
   I cunt hear you.
10. 2020-05-10 at 5:09 PM UTC in I have decided to end my relationship with DTE
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to have this neighbor named April who always came around trying to get some money to fund her crack habit.
    
    One time she traded me a massive bottle of clonazepam for some crack.
    
    I actually kinda wanted to fuck her a little bit, but she was literally a crack ho, so, naturally, I was conflicted.
11. 2020-05-10 at 5:03 PM UTC in DontTellEm Has not wished her mom a happy mothers day...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I still have a pic from when I got my ass beat.
    
    It was some stupid drunken bar brawl.
    
    
    
    I even ended up with a chick in my bed that very night.
    
    We didn't fuck, because I had ridiculous levels of whiskey dick, but still...
    
    Being able to take an ass whoopin' with some dignity is beta as fuck.
12. 2020-05-10 at 4:54 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Im the last man who deposited semen inside of her. She will never have sex with another man, again.

    
    Wait, you two actually literally had real life sex?
13. 2020-05-10 at 4:52 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung PM her Zookers. She doesnt like to get personal in public 👍

    
    We were talking on some chat/messaging app the other day.
    
    I don't even remember which one.
14. 2020-05-10 at 4:49 PM UTC in I just thought of the most ingenious form of birth control...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by stl1 Sex with you?

    
    Did I say aphrodisiac?
15. 2020-05-10 at 4:44 PM UTC in I just thought of the most ingenious form of birth control...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just don't tell the chick your real name.
16. 2020-05-10 at 4:42 PM UTC in ATTN: DaddyIssues
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Where did we leave off the other day?
    
    PS: Are you pragnant?
17. 2020-05-10 at 4:39 PM UTC in HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FUCKERS!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
18. 2020-05-10 at 4:37 PM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Ok faggot. Don't shit up the thread and post something relevant though.

    
    I don't have anything substantial to contribute because I'm sipping dum dum juice.
    
    But I wanted to bump the thread because it's a quality thread and Zanick is 1,000,000 times the poster you are.
19. 2020-05-10 at 4:32 PM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Don't shit up the thread faggot

    
    Still triggered.
20. 2020-05-10 at 4:30 PM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Go not contribute anything but a shitty quip that isn't even relevant to the thread.

    
    But it's too much fun to trigger you.
    
    How could I possibly resist?