2020-05-10 at 9:57 PM UTC
Cathay Coof
African Astronaut
[the ariled affirmatory basinet]
Originally posted by gadzooks
Still triggered.
Captain Falcon is nothing if not a retard.
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2020-05-10 at 11:11 PM UTC
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