2020-05-11 at 2:15 AM UTC
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Miranda
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
So let me tell you all about this chick I used to work with.
She was a teaser of cocks.
This was a call center and we all had assigned seating. She violated these orders so she could sit directly next to me.
She had a penchant for reaching across the desks in front of us to grab something ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Her ass was always just popping right out of her jeans, directly into my face.
Well I fucking found her hoe ass on pornhub all these years later.
My dick is gonna be sore come tomorrow morning.
She should have been arrested for sexual harassment.
ITT we talk about sexual harassment where the woman is the aggressor.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm getting drunker by the moment.
YOLO.
2020-05-11 at 1:52 AM UTC
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Ineffable reality textures
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Also confirmed bitch nigger.
If you tried to pull that shit in any real neighbourhood you'd be limping out the door.
Now I know you're soft as fuck.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Is 12 year old pussy even that good?
People risk jail time and a completely ruined reputation over that shit.
That only piques my curiosity.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'll go to a Nonces Anonymous meeting with you.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
My little sisters a homo.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Like, do you still find 12 year olds hot?
Do you still actively pursue them?
Three are the real questions that actually make a difference.
2020-05-11 at 12:46 AM UTC
in
500 Hundred Days of April
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
My favorite pokemon is Mewtoo.
Almost sounds like #MeToo.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Wait who is kinko?
She has a vagina and I am just know hearing about her?
Someone post a pic of her.