Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-05-10 at 4:26 PM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up moron.

   
   Go get grilled cheese poisoning again.
2. 2020-05-10 at 4:25 PM UTC in HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FUCKERS!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Actually, it's only 9:30... maybe she's still sleeping.
   
   It's a Sunday, after all.
   
   I'm setting an alarm for about an hour from now.
3. 2020-05-10 at 4:24 PM UTC in HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FUCKERS!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm calling her now.
4. 2020-05-10 at 4:23 PM UTC in EVERY guy wishes he could do this.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Stopffs What ethnicity are you?

   
   Lol, I'm pretty sure you're not just supposed to ask people that.
5. 2020-05-10 at 3:56 PM UTC in i hate Running out of weed because then I start to feel strong emotions...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Actually, come to think of it, alcohol can amplify my emotions.
   
   I guess I drink for literally the opposite reason.
6. 2020-05-10 at 3:55 PM UTC in i hate Running out of weed because then I start to feel strong emotions...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Replace weed with liquor and that's me right there.
7. 2020-05-10 at 3:34 PM UTC in storage
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I pay a thousand in storage each month

   
   Your balls must be huge.
8. 2020-05-10 at 3:32 PM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I mostly try actively to suppress my childhood memories.
9. 2020-05-10 at 3:14 PM UTC in Why is Sudo so unhappy?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Happy mother's day.
10. 2020-05-10 at 3:13 PM UTC in I found the best YouTube channel
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Legality is simply a state of mind…a human construct. Go forward, young man, and follow your dreams!

    
    What if I feel like blowing up a school bus?
11. 2020-05-10 at 3:04 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Gadzooks, You are much more likable than i am. And you seem to possess much less inner turmoil. I could use a drink, frankly. I need to chill the fuck out. I miss drinking. But I don't miss being extra sad, afterwards.

    
    Yeah maybe I really am addicted.
    
    I dunno.
    
    Sometimes life just feels something lacking when I'm sober.
    
    So my line of reasoning is... "Why not fill that gap with something, right?"
12. 2020-05-10 at 3:03 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung I'm a severe addict. I need various drugs to function. I was totally fucking with you. I'm sure you are higher functioning than I am. I'm a brokedick, deadbeat loser, and i hate being alive. I actually admire you and wish I was more like you. You keep it 'cool' and together. You're easy- going, and let things roll off your back. May you live long and prosper, Gadzooks. Don't let this douchebucket get you down.

    
    You're a good gont.
13. 2020-05-10 at 2:59 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Please let me help u. 👍🌹❤

    
    I actually kinda dramatize my dependency on liquor for the sake of entertainment.
    
    Last month I went two weeks without a drink, in fact.
    
    Right now I'm mostly drinking out of boredom, not necessity.
14. 2020-05-10 at 2:58 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung If i find a local AA meeting for u to attend, will you go?

    
    No.
    
    I'm not actually an addict.
    
    I just need alcohol to function.
15. 2020-05-10 at 2:57 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    YOLO.
16. 2020-05-10 at 2:57 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung What's worse? Being a lazy speller on the Internet, or being a lazy human being in the physical world, that won't quit being a derelict, at age 33?

    
    I'm actually a 35 year old derelict now.
17. 2020-05-10 at 2:55 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Zooks how drunk are u already?

    
    Not at all...
    
    I have to wait for the liquor store to open in about an hour.
    
    Canada is actually really fucking lame that way.
18. 2020-05-10 at 2:54 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Imagine getting triggered by someone merely pointing out your lazy spelling.
19. 2020-05-10 at 2:53 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Instead, let's talk why u are such a hopeless addict. Have u ever entered treatment? Do u enjoy living this way?

    
    U r actually more hopeless did u not no that?
20. 2020-05-10 at 2:50 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny minor offense.

    
    Your favorite kind.