Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-05-10 at 2:49 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what if i use capital U ?

   
   Then it's a capital capital offense.
2. 2020-05-10 at 2:45 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung Vinn vinn helps prevent u from being lonely. u appreciate that.👍💖

   
   Substituting the letter 'u' for the word 'you' should be a capital offense.
3. 2020-05-10 at 2:38 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats if its a girl ?

   
   That actually is a girl.
   
   She just has an enormous clit.
4. 2020-05-10 at 7:53 AM UTC in 500 Hundred Days of April
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   More like 120 days of Sodom, amirite?
5. 2020-05-10 at 7:52 AM UTC in 500 Hundred Days of April
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   500 hundred would be 50,000 right?
6. 2020-05-10 at 7:48 AM UTC in HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FUCKERS!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Oh god oh fuck.
   
   Someone remind me to call my mom in a few hours.
   
   It's fucking midnight here right now.
   
   I might forget to call tho.
7. 2020-05-10 at 1:28 AM UTC in Im eating ice cream at 1:40 am because I'm depressed about me and April splitting up
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls Ye but its 2:26 am here

   
   Since when has the precise time been a hindrance against drinking?
8. 2020-05-10 at 1:26 AM UTC in I have decided to end my relationship with DTE
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
9. 2020-05-10 at 1:19 AM UTC in I have decided to end my relationship with DTE
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   When I'm drunk I would fuck like half of the DH chicks.
   
   But I have little to no idea what any of them really look like so it's a very strange impulse.
10. 2020-05-10 at 1:05 AM UTC in how can nobody beside me here appreciste eastern europe and true white power
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The thumbnail to that video is a bunch of shirtless dudes.
    
    There's no way I'm clicking that.
11. 2020-05-10 at 1:03 AM UTC in Im eating ice cream at 1:40 am because I'm depressed about me and April splitting up
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm already deep into a bottle myself.
    
    Join me on the dark side.
12. 2020-05-10 at 12:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Drinkin' by the train tracks.
13. 2020-05-10 at 12:35 AM UTC in This is a powerful message
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I wish I could exchange my privilege for some liquor or some pussy.
    
    Actually, both would be kinda nice.
14. 2020-05-10 at 12:15 AM UTC in Italian womens pole vaulting
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lmao what's with the one holding her ass at 1:55.
15. 2020-05-10 at 12:13 AM UTC in Italian womens pole vaulting
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    TIL pole vaulters are hot as fuck.
    
    Why aren't any of them currently vaulting my pole?
16. 2020-05-10 at 12:10 AM UTC in I drank 4 liters of wine yesterday. AMN.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Stopffs Don’t worry gadz … it’s no big thang 😂

    
    Fucking ouch.
    
    Little did she know, though, that having the size of my rooster ridiculed is actually my fetish.
17. 2020-05-09 at 8:56 PM UTC in I drank 4 liters of wine yesterday. AMN.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Stopffs Wonder if OP remembers sending penis pictures last night 😁

    
    Holy shit... Did I?
18. 2020-05-09 at 4:38 PM UTC in how many of you ever had sex with someone
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Wariat so sex ever occurred in any of these situations for you or was it the same as in my case a easte of energy because you never ended up trying ot was so nervous youf wiled as a result every time like me?

    
    I mean, I try...
    
    Sometimes I fail.
    
    Most times I end up all up in that pussy.
    
    At the end of they day, it's a gamble.
    
    But it's a game worth playing.
    
    Gnomesayin?
19. 2020-05-09 at 4:36 PM UTC in how many of you ever had sex with someone
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just love when a chick shows me her elgs.
20. 2020-05-09 at 4:35 PM UTC in how many of you ever had sex with someone
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The first couple sentences, at least.