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  1. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What does it mean if you saw pancakes?


    Quit looking in on the old ladies in the showers at the retirement home, ya pervert!
  2. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Ghost I haven't showered in like 4 days and I have been sweating a lot from meth. I am a nasty mo'fucker. Choke on my dirty dick you bitch.

    😢 did you just call me a dirty bitch?
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    no my dick is(was) dirty and I want you to gag on it
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Benny, what is your weapon of choice when it come to bearing arms?

    a pen for normal assault

    and

    a penis for sexual ones,
  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny except bearing arms.

    and some other real men stuffs.

    I've bore arms plenty of times. You really don't know what the fuck you're talking about.



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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had chlamydia once.

    It was like 15 years ago (holy shit do I suddenly feel old).

    You just take some antibiotics and it's gone in a couple weeks.
  7. You aren’t the only one who feels old. I pulled my back today. Bending over to grab my laptop bag lol.

    Gives me a reason to take this suboxone though so ohhhh wellll.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala You aren’t the only one who feels old. I pulled my back today. Bending over to grab my laptop bag lol.

    Gives me a reason to take this suboxone though so ohhhh wellll.

    I've always wondered if suboxone gets you at all high?

    I used to be a heroin/opiate addict, but I never ended up trying suboxone.

    I always thought it was completely high-less.
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I've always wondered if suboxone gets you at all high?

    I used to be a heroin/opiate addict, but I never ended up trying suboxone.

    I always thought it was completely high-less.

    Snort it



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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc Snort it

    Were I still an opiate addict, I'd certainly give that a try.

    I've been opiate clean for 5+ years now and I ain't turning back.
  11. Originally posted by gadzooks I've always wondered if suboxone gets you at all high?

    I used to be a heroin/opiate addict, but I never ended up trying suboxone.

    I always thought it was completely high-less.

    It’s a warm and fuzzy with a smidge of disconnection
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala It’s a warm and fuzzy with a smidge of disconnection

    Tempting, but I ain't gonna touch it.

    My one rule, my ONE and ONLY rule about drugs... Is no opiates/opioids.

    I had a brutal toothache the other day, and I went into the E.R. to just get them to yank the motherfucker out.

    The E.R. doc suggested taking some T3's (codeine) until my next appointment.

    I told him I ain't havin' none of that.

    I just hit up the liquor store and drank until I passed out.

    Luckily my dentist appointment was only a day or two away.
  13. Originally posted by Narc I've bore arms plenty of times.

    yea, elbow deep in your ass.
  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Speaking of smells...

    The old blind gentleman always gave out a hearty "Hello, ladies!" every time he walked past the fish market.
  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Tempting, but I ain't gonna touch it.

    My one rule, my ONE and ONLY rule about drugs… Is no opiates/opioids.

    I had a brutal toothache the other day, and I went into the E.R. to just get them to yank the motherfucker out.

    The E.R. doc suggested taking some T3's (codeine) until my next appointment.

    I told him I ain't havin' none of that.

    I just hit up the liquor store and drank until I passed out.

    Luckily my dentist appointment was only a day or two away.

    That's fucking hilarious, you wouldn't take opiates but then you go and use a far worse drug(alcohol) instead. How fucking dumb are you?

    Lol, that really did give me a chuckle.



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  16. Opiates are probably less destructive for him personally, whereas alcohol might be more manageable.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. opiate high horse.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc That's fucking hilarious, you wouldn't take opiates but then you go and use a far worse drug(alcohol) instead. How fucking dumb are you?

    Lol, that really did give me a chuckle.

    Opiates are virtually 100% benign in terms of bodily damage and health impact.

    Assuming no issues with impurities, such as fentanyl, and also assuming no needle sharing and so forth, heroin is one of the safest and most predictable drugs out there.



    That being said, I function better in life as an alcoholic than I did as opiate addict.

    Hopefully that will have sufficiently terminated your unnecessary chuckling.
  19. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by ohfralala You aren’t the only one who feels old. I pulled my back today.

    Goddam it you're the same age as me and I'm not old.
  20. Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Goddam it you're the same age as me and I'm not old.

    how old r u ?
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