Posts by gadzooks

2018-11-22 at 7:38 AM UTC in This Site is Deader than a Necrophile's Date

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Ghost Damn I thought it was still monday

Days don't change.

At least, they don't for me.

2018-11-22 at 7:36 AM UTC in Better watch your backs

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Sponge baths give you mod status.

Straight up admin if you give a happy ending.

2018-11-22 at 7:33 AM UTC in Now everyone in the 313

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Fat Joe still around?

I used to always mix him up with Big Pun.

Both fat hispanic rappers.

One died though (Big Pun).

2018-11-22 at 7:31 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by mashlehash Nah man, family got your back?

Lol. They be doin' they own thing.

Brother has turned into kind of a neckbeard/NEET type.

Sister is engaged to her girlfriend.

I consider many of my friends more family than family.

2018-11-22 at 7:28 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny idk. will you still love if you have no means to administer those loves into the beings that you loves ?

No, I probably wouldn't, just like anyone else.

It's the precise reason I'm not on some kind of genital donor network.

2018-11-22 at 7:25 AM UTC in Better watch your backs

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

2018-11-22 at 7:20 AM UTC in This Site is Deader than a Necrophile's Date

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, AR stands for artificial retards.

you cant have intelligent anything without something with complete opposite.

lolwut?

In the weirdest way, you bring up an actually interesting issue to consider with AI.

Should all robots be designed equally intelligent, or should some of them have flaws?

That's an entire ethical debate unto itself.

But I'm pretty sure AR means Augmented Reality, which just means sensing things more directly via technological apparatus'.

2018-11-22 at 6:55 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny illusion.

i guarantee you wont think the same anymore after having your penis chopped off.

Call me crazy, but I have no intentions of self-emasculation.

Also, wouldn't removal of the testes affect my views on love, not the penis?

2018-11-22 at 6:49 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do not relegate your brain functions to your penis.

I don't even think it's just penis feelings with me.

I am a full-blown alcoholic.

Meaning, I've probably never had sober sex.

I've also almost never 'finished' a sex session, due to what is colloquially refereed to as 'whiskey dick'.

I really do feel like I'm speaking from the heart, and not (flaccid) penis.

2018-11-22 at 6:46 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by mikeyagain OT… I'd just like to have me another(older) little sugar mama, like I had in my 20s.. Those were the days…

Don't we all, my friend?

Don't we all?

2018-11-22 at 6:45 AM UTC in This Site is Deader than a Necrophile's Date

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Mewsik, when you post about your adult son, I can't help but picture you like one of my mom's friends.

And it's a truly different dynamic than I have with most people on here.

You seem nice and thoughtful, though, so I guess I won't hold that against you, especially since it's not your fault.

2018-11-22 at 6:40 AM UTC in This Site is Deader than a Necrophile's Date

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are they AI or AR powered ?

Ok, technically speaking, isn't AR just AI with visual, spatial, tactile, and auditory sensations?

The one thing I will always stand against is the ability to send smells over the Internet.

You just know someone's gonna send you an innocent looking link that goes to Goatse, complete with the entire 'experience'.

2018-11-22 at 6:26 AM UTC in This Site is Deader than a Necrophile's Date

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we need more bots.

Oh fuck you reminded me of my plan.

I'm going to be creating 10 bot users that will be trained with massively different data.

You'll have rabid SJW types, full-blown MAGA's and neo-nazis, and Victorian era poets and dramatists.

It'll just stir the pot a little, you know?

It's on my Kanban TODO list.

But work always has me doing actual work, so I keep putting off the NIS-bot thing.

FUCKING WORK.

I'll just do twice as much amphetamines and multitask between the two projects.

2018-11-22 at 6:11 AM UTC in This Site is Deader than a Necrophile's Date

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

We need to spice things up.

We need a marketing strategy.

We need some social media representation and exposure.

We need branding.

We need SEO.

I know it won't necessarily bring back the classic Totseans that are, by definition, superior to all others. But we can extend an olive branch to try to sway hearts and minds to an NIS lifestyle.

If you have to hit F5 multiple times before seeing a black circle go red, you be havin' exposure/traffic issues.

Who's with me to conduct a thorough, and formal, methodological, marketing campaign to bring Totse/Zoklet/NIS spirit back to the forefront of the social imagination?

If you're with me, say 'fuck yeah'.

If you're against me, huff raid, molotov everything, and/or murder/suicide.

2018-11-22 at 5:58 AM UTC in Artificially Synthesizing Jenkem as a Research Chemical Alternative

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I have to admit, as well, to a slight political bias with this thread.

You see, Jenkem Cartels in India have been running public street shitboxes and (over) charging for their use.

This is because human feces is the most vital precursor in illicit Jenkem.

Please help unfortunate Indians and Bangladeshi's from this monstrous crime.

Support artificial Jenkem alternative research, and decriminalization of clandestine Jenkem labs.

Posession of a scheduled II narcotic such as Jenkem is federally punishable.

Help fight the war on Jenkem.

2018-11-22 at 5:09 AM UTC in April Madison used to be skinny... but now she's fat

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by DontTellEm Dummy. Smh

Don't shake your head.

It causes brain damage.

2018-11-22 at 5:08 AM UTC in smoked a lil green

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Nil You would figure the post I quoted would crystallize the satirical nature of this magnificent thread, it's a comment on low effort and mundane, facebook tier even! posts. and the times we live in, in a general sense.

Deep.

One might even say, stoner deep.

2018-11-22 at 5:06 AM UTC in April Madison used to be skinny... but now she's fat

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Who the fuck is April Madison?

I'm not even googling that shit.

There was a porn star named Ivy Madison or something along those lines with incredibly exotic eyes.

I'm just gonna picture her instead.

2018-11-22 at 4:57 AM UTC in smoked a lil green

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by HampTheToker Could you put that in the form of a question?

Category: Boring Stoners for 400.

Answer: This NIS poster is boasting about the amusement incurred from shopping for hand sanitizer at a dollar store. What would a non-boring person say them to put them in their respective place?

Response (Question): My previous post (but with an inquisitive inflection - i.e. What is life re-evaluation after being confronted with a much less boring life that doesn't necessitate threads thereupon).

2018-11-22 at 4:54 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Sudo I'm very fortunate to have the girlfriend I have. She's one of those genuinely and effortlessly good people who have managed to live through a fuckton of misery and seen the worst humanity has to offer. She's ok with my fucked up life and me doing Muslim stuff and knows how badly I've treated women before. Plus she is young and attractive and gets hit on pretty much wherever she goes and texts me to come rescue her. I'm very blessed I could be doing a lot worse. I really shouldn't be cheating on her. I'm kind of a piece of shit for it. The other girl thinks I'm her boyfriend too and says I love you but I've never said it back. I just need her for 2 main things, one of which allows me to spend more time with the girl I love and care about. I'm trying to think of a way I can let the other one down in this delicate situation. I can't wait until I can talk to an actual therapist

Sudo, you strike me as a moral person, but with some (resolvable) character flaws.

You at least acknowledge guilt and remorse for cheating.

I can't offer much in the way of directly applicable advice, but I can at least tell you that you're not a sociopath or anything. You just need to muster up the gumption to make a definitive decision, one way or the other.

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