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Do you think you're better off alone?

  1. 2018-11-22 at 6:46 AM UTC
    #81
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain OT… I'd just like to have me another(older) little sugar mama, like I had in my 20s.. Those were the days…

    Don't we all, my friend?

    Don't we all?
  2. 2018-11-22 at 6:49 AM UTC
    #82
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do not relegate your brain functions to your penis.

    I don't even think it's just penis feelings with me.

    I am a full-blown alcoholic.

    Meaning, I've probably never had sober sex.

    I've also almost never 'finished' a sex session, due to what is colloquially refereed to as 'whiskey dick'.

    I really do feel like I'm speaking from the heart, and not (flaccid) penis.
  3. 2018-11-22 at 6:52 AM UTC
    #83
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks I really do feel like I'm speaking from the heart, and not (flaccid) penis.

    illusion.

    i guarantee you wont think the same anymore after having your penis chopped off.
  4. 2018-11-22 at 6:55 AM UTC
    #84
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny illusion.

    i guarantee you wont think the same anymore after having your penis chopped off.

    Call me crazy, but I have no intentions of self-emasculation.

    Also, wouldn't removal of the testes affect my views on love, not the penis?
  5. 2018-11-22 at 7:17 AM UTC
    #85
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Also, wouldn't removal of the testes affect my views on love, not the penis?

    idk. will you still love if you have no means to administer those loves into the beings that you loves ?
  6. 2018-11-22 at 7:28 AM UTC
    #86
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny idk. will you still love if you have no means to administer those loves into the beings that you loves ?

    No, I probably wouldn't, just like anyone else.

    It's the precise reason I'm not on some kind of genital donor network.
  7. 2018-11-22 at 7:29 AM UTC
    #87
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Nah man, family got your back?
  8. 2018-11-22 at 7:31 AM UTC
    #88
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Nah man, family got your back?

    Lol. They be doin' they own thing.

    Brother has turned into kind of a neckbeard/NEET type.

    Sister is engaged to her girlfriend.

    I consider many of my friends more family than family.
  9. 2018-11-22 at 3:56 PM UTC
    #89
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks If I knew that it were possible for you to convey to me the methods I would have to undertake to achieve a similar scenario, I would do so.

    But on the strata of dudes and their love/sex lives, I am right at the second to bottom rung.

    Sadly, I have but one source of solace is in the solidarity of single individuals throughout the digital sphere.

    I end up lurking Incel forums, because on the one hand, I can relate in a certain way, but of course on the other, they are (generally) some pretty antisocial pricks.

    But it's like the only rung below me.

    I've had sex, I've just never had meaningful sex that lasted any longer than a session or two.

    :(

    Man my coworker is a huge incel he kinda insinuated he's inexperienced but the other day he told me all about incel philosophy while I was frying on acid. It's so fuckin lame but also kinda true, the women I'm actually into have always destroyed me but at least they give me the pussy.

    His worldview is totally fucked but mine surely would be no better in his shoes
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  10. 2018-11-22 at 4:36 PM UTC
    #90
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol. They be doin' they own thing.

    Brother has turned into kind of a neckbeard/NEET type.

    Sister is engaged to her girlfriend.

    I consider many of my friends more family than family.

    you need to defoo.

    family drags you down.
  11. 2018-11-22 at 4:52 PM UTC
    #91
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Man my coworker is a huge incel he kinda insinuated he's inexperienced but the other day he told me all about incel philosophy while I was frying on acid. It's so fuckin lame but also kinda true, the women I'm actually into have always destroyed me but at least they give me the pussy.

    His worldview is totally fucked but mine surely would be no better in his shoes

    I feel like hearing about incel philosophy while high on acid would make for a bad trip for sure.

    That's such a weird thing I would imagine it only exists in America but there was that guy who drove over a bunch of people in Toronto
  12. 2018-11-22 at 4:54 PM UTC
    #92
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've been with terrible women who aborted children out of spite and stole from me and ruined my bank account and told a billion lies while incarcerated. A weak man would let that destroy him but a strong man keeps soldiering through the pussy until he finds a better one. What kind of a faggot defeatist attitude do incels have? Just the weirdest thing in the world. I think Jigaboo Johnson is an incel as well as most of the guys from Rape hotel
  13. 2018-11-22 at 5:07 PM UTC
    #93
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by DontTellEm No. I'm sorry, I was wrong.





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  14. 2018-11-22 at 5:15 PM UTC
    #94
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Sudo I've been with terrible women who aborted children out of spite and stole from me and ruined my bank account and told a billion lies while incarcerated. A weak man would let that destroy him but a strong man keeps soldiering through the pussy until he finds a better one. What kind of a faggot defeatist attitude do incels have? Just the weirdest thing in the world. I think Jigaboo Johnson is an incel as well as most of the guys from Rape hotel

    Why are you even talking about boo when he's not here you ugly ogre!
  15. 2018-11-22 at 5:19 PM UTC
    #95
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like hearing about incel philosophy while high on acid would make for a bad trip for sure.

    That's such a weird thing I would imagine it only exists in America but there was that guy who drove over a bunch of people in Toronto

    It was starting to yeah for sure. I think the MDA helped my empathy.

    I was thinking about all the difficult times I've had with women and telling him he just has to accept the game and enjoy the wins, not take it seriously til someone gives him a reason to then accept that it will also likely be bad at times.. and he's talking about radical socialism that would guarantee him pussy for having a high IQ and other shit that's never gonna happen and he's telling me he just never had a W (as I picture a vaporwave-styled picture of an NBA player)
  16. 2018-11-22 at 5:24 PM UTC
    #96
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I need better people to hang out with lol
  17. 2018-11-22 at 5:29 PM UTC
    #97
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH It was starting to yeah for sure. I think the MDA helped my empathy.

    I was thinking about all the difficult times I've had with women and telling him he just has to accept the game and enjoy the wins, not take it seriously til someone gives him a reason to then accept that it will also likely be bad at times.. and he's talking about radical socialism that would guarantee him pussy for having a high IQ and other shit that's never gonna happen and he's telling me he just never had a W (as I picture a vaporwave-styled picture of an NBA player)

    yeah it's really about himself and trying to conform society to meet his own failures which is a scary thought to have. It's so strange so many people think that way and identify with the tenants of its movement. So weird and cringey, it'd be easier to empathize with someone if you already knew them and felt sorry for them
  18. 2018-11-22 at 7:17 PM UTC
    #98
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH It was starting to yeah for sure. I think the MDA helped my empathy.

    I was thinking about all the difficult times I've had with women and telling him he just has to accept the game and enjoy the wins, not take it seriously til someone gives him a reason to then accept that it will also likely be bad at times.. and he's talking about radical socialism that would guarantee him pussy for having a high IQ and other shit that's never gonna happen and he's telling me he just never had a W (as I picture a vaporwave-styled picture of an NBA player)

    you have so much to say, i want to hear it all
  19. 2018-11-22 at 10:55 PM UTC
    #99
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    No, OP, but I just may be too old to be saddlebroke, anew.
  20. 2018-11-23 at 6:33 AM UTC
    #100
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you need to defoo.

    family drags you down.

    I don't know what "defoo" means, but I rarely interact with my family anyway.
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