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2018-11-22 at 4:42 AM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.Well these "MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS" sound kinda lame.
If you can't get an erection, what the fuck else can you do? -
2018-11-22 at 4:35 AM UTC in smoked a lil greenI drank like a liter of whiskey, smoked a gram of meth, downed about 200mg Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, and popped some clonazepam and xanax, as well as took a few caps of GHB.
Yet do you see me making threads about going to dollar stores and shit?
Re-evaluate your life. -
2018-11-22 at 4:31 AM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.
Originally posted by totse3.com is this like some time filler on Cinimax or something from the 80s or early 90s? I kind of remember something like this. like shorts of just hot women doing various types of exercise or manual labor in sexy workout gear.
These Cinimax chicks could be doing just about anything, and I'd remain bonerless.
The issue has reached critical levels.
No boner for weeks = medical issue. -
2018-11-22 at 4:27 AM UTC in Artificially Synthesizing Jenkem as a Research Chemical Alternative
Originally posted by HampTheToker Brb boutta go make some salts in the bathroom.
NO! The point is to circumvent natural human production of Jenkem precursors.
Unless of course you can find a way to reduce and isolate/extract the chemicals that make the Jenkem experience so enthralling.
Where's Pickwick when we need him? -
2018-11-22 at 4:23 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I used to be like that now I'm jaded n shit and have had really good familiar sex so it just can't stack up.
If I knew that it were possible for you to convey to me the methods I would have to undertake to achieve a similar scenario, I would do so.
But on the strata of dudes and their love/sex lives, I am right at the second to bottom rung.
Sadly, I have but one source of solace is in the solidarity of single individuals throughout the digital sphere.
I end up lurking Incel forums, because on the one hand, I can relate in a certain way, but of course on the other, they are (generally) some pretty antisocial pricks.
But it's like the only rung below me.
I've had sex, I've just never had meaningful sex that lasted any longer than a session or two.
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2018-11-22 at 4:15 AM UTC in smoked a lil green
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2018-11-22 at 4:04 AM UTC in Artificially Synthesizing Jenkem as a Research Chemical AlternativeObtaining the primary ingredients in Jenkem are highly embarassing, and so this one chemist set out to artificially synthesize the human fecal gas, perhaps in HCl/crystalized form for easy vaporization or IV injection.
Hydrogen sulfide gas can produce similar effects to Jenkem, and so production of Hydrogen sulfide must be performed under the right conditions.
First, obtain muriatic acid and iron sulfide.
Next, gently stir the two inside of an Erlenmeyer flask.
Add a rubber stopper to the top of the flask with polyvinyl tubing to a water supply.
The gaseous product can then be used to make a salt, similar to an HCl gas setup.
Jenkem Salts can be safely insuflated, injected, or, ironically, inserted rectally, for optimal bioavailability. -
2018-11-22 at 3:52 AM UTC in smoked a lil greenHoly fuck stoners are boring.
Sorry, but, it's kinda true. -
2018-11-22 at 3:51 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
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2018-11-22 at 3:49 AM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.IMPORTANT STATUS UPDATE: It's been like a week and I STILL haven't had a full erection.
I haven't even administered self-gratification in weeks.
I may have a medical condition.
Meth and alcohol may be contributing.
Don't worry, NIS, I will NOT let this thread fall into the background.
I am 100% aware of how vital is it that you all know the perpendicular status of my member at all times.
Next feature on the user story map is iOS and Android phone notifications of said status.
We will be discussing the user story and assigning it on JIRA next sprint. -
2018-11-22 at 3:43 AM UTC in I can lose weight insanely fast.You might just have a dier instead.
HOYO! -
2018-11-22 at 2:45 AM UTC in ATTN: Candyrain
Originally posted by CandyRein Why y’all bumped this smh
Y’all see I’m ignoring benny
So you're not gonna marry him?
I don't mean to seem harsh to this Benny character, because he's probably crushed.
But I think it's probably for the best you don't become the first couple to get engaged on a website like NIS via a Topic Post. -
2018-11-22 at 2:42 AM UTC in I can lose weight insanely fast.That's so elementary it hurts.
Also, it means that, if you define "a couple" of meals as, say 2, it means you typically eat 2.5lb worth of calories per meal.
WTF? -
2018-11-22 at 2:31 AM UTC in The site sucks more than ever. Why you do me like that?I just love that Goatse's still a thing.
Like 2 decades and still running. -
2018-11-22 at 2:30 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH i think i already replied to this thread but last night, as i lay there, drunk & smoking a bowl, i realized that i'm way happier alone than with someone that i don't really really like a lot. and while the girl i'm seeing right now is pretty cool i don't really want a relationship with her due to some traits i can already see in her.. even though i might be making it seem that way. i'm gonna get real honest on date #5 and she'll be convinced to want to stop seeing me then i'll have a clear conscience. i don't get guys that want to hit it and quit it once, i don't really like the sex much until the 2nd or 3rd time. is that just a stereotype? do people really mean hit it 2-5 times then quit it?
Honestly, I'm hooked after the first hit.
My problem is that I fall for every woman I sleep with (as a one night stand, etc).
So I think your Venn diagram just got a new category. -
2018-11-22 at 2:27 AM UTC in I think the PTB are putting drugs in my vodka.
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2018-11-22 at 2:26 AM UTC in I think the PTB are putting drugs in my vodka.
Originally posted by AngryOnion Maybe lithium salts?
Like they always say, when life gives you lithium salts, make methonades.
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-way-to-make-shake-and-bake-meth -
2018-11-22 at 2:23 AM UTC in ATTN: CandyrainI seriously feel like NIS is the Twilighlight Zone.
People proposing to others on it by making a thread.
People so racist that it seems like a cartoon.
Am I just chatting with a bunch of bots?
Well I've sure been played for a fool. -
2018-11-22 at 2:19 AM UTC in I am not going anywhere!
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2018-11-22 at 2:16 AM UTC in Mark ZuckerbergOh, and this pic:
