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2018-12-13 at 6:11 AM UTC in I just revenge-pranked my brother (he got me good with some cookie-cutter pranking app) - I texted him from 10 different phone numbers about a gay male escort adHe said I could have kept going. He had no idea it was me.
But I am the benevolent big brother.
I gave him closure the same day.
He left me in the dark with his prank for fucking weeks. -
2018-12-13 at 6:08 AM UTC in I just revenge-pranked my brother (he got me good with some cookie-cutter pranking app) - I texted him from 10 different phone numbers about a gay male escort adOkay, so my brother used some app to prank call me. It was kinda cliche, and a cookie-cutter kinda thing anyone can do, but it really did get me.
It involved a fake Indian taxi driver, then a call from an angry dude about me "messing with his woman", and another one from a Jamaican sounding dude about picking up the drugs in 10 minutes.
Well, I'm a lot more tech-savvy, and prone to petty revenge.
So today, after learning about the trick to get infinite email address variations consolidated into just one inbox, and combining that with the wonderful services of textnow.com, which lets you create a phone number with any area code you provide it with only a unique e-mail address, I decided to use such powers for my petty revenge.
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2018-12-13 at 5:22 AM UTC in Smoking weed causes cancerCancering smoke weeds causes.
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2018-12-13 at 5:20 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-13 at 5:19 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-13 at 5:18 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-13 at 5:17 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-13 at 5:16 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-13 at 5:09 AM UTC in Smoking weed causes cancerSmoking cancer causes weed.
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2018-12-13 at 5:06 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
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2018-12-13 at 5:04 AM UTC in Predict the Future
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mmmm … meff …..
yum yum - yum yum yum - yum yum yum
You won't tempt me with meth.
Actually, if you really were dedicated to trying to make me relapse, you'd wave opiates in my face.
But my stern determination to remain opiate-free is a force that cannot be reckoned with.
I don't like meth all that much, so talk of meth only makes me get like, a mild bump of desire. Like a mosquito bite, only less impactful.
Crack, on the other hand, one could easily tempt me towards that if I've already had a few drinks, and they pass me that glass dick with some ammonia-cleansed crack, a huge chunk of it just nestled in that brillo.
OH FUCK WHAT AM I DOING!?
No, I will stay away from all drugs (besides alcohol, yada yada yada). -
2018-12-13 at 4:58 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by ohfralala You did not fuck up.
Actually, I'm suddenly reminded of a story about her and how crazy she can be...
So one night, I'm over at her place. We're watching some movie on TV that we ordered, it might have been an animated one with a bunny as a cop or something like that... I have no idea.
Anyway, it's like 2 AM, and we're both fairly drunk, but of course her more than me.
And she starts asking me if I smell smoke...
I look at her, quizzically and confused, because my olfactory senses detect no such odor.
I say "no, I can't say that I do smell smoke."
She then proceeds to accuse me of lying about what I'm smelling.
She then demands that I call 911 from my cell phone.
I tell her, "look, I know women have a stronger / more sensitive sense of smell than men, generally speaking, so maybe you smell smoke, but I cannot."
I then proceed to walk around every inch of her apartment, sniffing like a drug-detecting hounddog, detecting not one iota of smoke-like smell.
She essentially accuses me of gaslighting her, although she doesn't use that exact term.
She tells me to call 911, or to leave her apartment (again, it's like 2 am. we live on the same street and all, but I'm drunk and don't want to stumble home at this time).
I finally manage to calm her down somewhat, and then I go and sleep in her bed (and she passes out on the couch).
Moral of the story: She's fucking insane in the membrane.
I don't know if it's all the sauce, or if there's something else missing up there, but she a whole other kind of cray-cray. -
2018-12-13 at 4:48 AM UTC in Seasonal Affective Disorder
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2018-12-13 at 4:46 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β selfNow that the liquor is kicking in, I'm starting to think I might have fucked up by not going back with her.
I think I dun goofed.
Consequences will never be the same. -
2018-12-13 at 4:41 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping out
Originally posted by Lanny I don't know w hat "you people" is supposed to mean but I think depeche mode is great. They're just faggy as hell.
when you're as advanced as me you need a small small friday. Or rather you just drink every day and say fuck it, healthy livers are for pussies.
My naive categorizing of people into small pigeonholes was what caused me to refer to you as "you people".
But I'll bet our similarities outweigh our differences.
Same field of work.
Same proclivity for daily drink.
I might just have to double-check my sexual orientation, just to be sure. -
2018-12-13 at 4:37 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping out
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2018-12-13 at 4:35 AM UTC in Fao toothless joewoah woah woah. Back the truck up.
What happened to toothlessjoe?
He was a Totse O.G.
His current whereabouts/activities are absolutely vital.
So many fallen Totseans.
We could have started a nation.
I think we even had a few threads where we all tried to plan such a nation out.
But it always devolved into racial epithets and 'yo momma jokes', along with encouragements to 'murder/suicide' and 'huff raid'. -
2018-12-13 at 4:31 AM UTC in As the great philosopher William James saidI'm pretty sure that was Freud.
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2018-12-13 at 4:27 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping out
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