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omg hax!!!1
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2018-12-13 at 5:43 PM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
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2018-12-13 at 5:43 PM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by HTS So you bought her alcohol and then didn't even get to nut.
I'm giving you a β.
Well, she paid for the cab.
I think the cab ended up being slightly cheaper than the liquor, though, so technically I'm out a few bucks.
Definitely worth that few bucks to dodge that bullet.
At least give me a β+ or an α-. -
2018-12-13 at 5:43 PM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by Ghost I don't consider bossy pushy stuck up bitches to be proper ladies so I treat them like animals. Whenever a woman yells at me I never get intimidated I just flirt with them and laugh it off.
Yeah that's precisely what I'm working on.
This is the β to α evolution, kinda like a pokemon evolution.
Yesterday might have been the process day I transitioned from β to α. -
2018-12-13 at 5:42 PM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
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2018-12-13 at 9:38 AM UTC in Smoking weed causes cancerSmoke-filled weeds cause cancerous cancer that fills the air with smoke; weedly cancering cancerous smoke weeds cancerously and smokely.
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2018-12-13 at 9:04 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Na but you could have fucked her throat and got up and left without a word once you were finished
I know that now.
I am in a state of some degree of regret.
But this chick is fucking crazy.
She can fuck like you wouldn't believe, has a just phenomenal body (for a 40-something year old), and has the stamina to fuck all day.
But she is fucking insane. I can't handle it. -
2018-12-13 at 9 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping out
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i know.
you and lanny are homo for each other,
If by that you mean synonymous, as in, we share a lot of traits in common, I think him and I really do.
But if you mean like penis/butt stuff, nah. I'm sure Lanny is an incredibly eligible bachelor (if even single), but not my type (you know, having a penis and broad shoulders and all that masculinity stuff going on). -
2018-12-13 at 8:34 AM UTC in Raw dogging hookersOh, and like I said above, had chlamydia once before too. That was from a (cheating?) gf, not a hooker.
You don't want to take the approach some of my friends take: "I just don't fuck slutty looking bitches, man."
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2018-12-13 at 8:33 AM UTC in Raw dogging hookersAlso, for what it's worth, for whatever reason, vaginal intercourse is a lot less likely to pass on STD's than anal sex. I'm not sure how oral stands up against the two other methods, though.
All I know is, I once kissed a hooker on the mouth... I had the worst fucking sore throat ever. I had to get this obscure, outdated medical spray that is so old the pharmacy wasn't even sure they could procure it.
I live in Canada, the land of free medicine, and I was not covered for it. -
2018-12-13 at 8:25 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by Bill Krozby haha you literally made me lol, you'd be surprised I've dated a lot of college girls way more book smarts and level headed than myself. I even dated a girl for some time that was on a reality tv show twice, I miss her to this day. A lot of girls actually like dumb guys, its just that I'm cute, quirky, and fun. Skinny guys have big dicks and chickens know that.
Until last week I actually went thru a month long dry spell which is highly abnormal for me, the chick said I'm cute and sweet most of the time but that I'm really weird, which she is correct. I'm diagnosed with bipolar d/o and kinda eccentric.
I never said anyone should aim to be like me in totality, I'm more self aware than what people give me credit for but I do have some traits that he obviously lacks. Just trying to be positive and help the guy.
You're kind of the black sheep around here, and I can relate in a certain kind of way.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby month long dry spell which is highly abnormal for me
Well, maybe not this. I can't relate much to this.
10 years is some shit. It's like I was in prison.
Can't say I know from experience what that (prison) is like, but I imagine it's not too far off from total and utter sexlesness.
Well, heterosex at least. -
2018-12-13 at 8:13 AM UTC in Smoking weed causes cancer
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2018-12-13 at 8:04 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by WellHung gadzoooks, ohfralala wants a piece of you. u go, homie.👍
I'll admit that my curiosity as to what Ohfralala looks like is now thoroughly piqued.
Especially after that thread Panthrax/Grimace dedicated to her with the Aladdin lyrics...
And she gets a lot of attention around here in general.
But I've also seen her referred to as a he.
And I also have no idea what anyone (for the most part) looks like on here.
So I dunno.
I'm not sure how I would feel about anyone on NIS "wanting a piece of me."
I do like Ohfralala in general, though, all things considered. -
2018-12-13 at 7:55 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping out
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2018-12-13 at 7:55 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping out
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2018-12-13 at 7:53 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping out
Originally posted by totse3.com no one even commented on the lady spinning in the intersection of shattuck and university
all you did was bust up on Depeche Mode
Your thread, somewhere along the way, became exclusively about gay 80's synthpop bands.
The technical term is thread derailment.
It happens from time to time. -
2018-12-13 at 7:48 AM UTC in I just revenge-pranked my brother (he got me good with some cookie-cutter pranking app) - I texted him from 10 different phone numbers about a gay male escort ad
Originally posted by mikeyagain We used dial phones when I was a kid..
His initial prank calls were voice calls, but pre-recorded or something like that.
I used texting because I had the means and resources and abilities to make 10 fresh new phone numbers in a matter of minutes.
It was a way of pranking that kinda broke new barriers.
Not that I think myself to be The Jerky Boys of pranking or anything like that, but I wanted to add at least some originality for this day and age. -
2018-12-13 at 6:13 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
Originally posted by WellHung gadzooks, what keeps me from getting on that bus?
No idea.
Only you know the answer to that.
Or, at the very least, only you have any potential insight into that answer, even if you don't explicitly know why.
By making this thread, I have been reminded of a lot of reasons I might not have otherwise thought about.
