Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-07-21 at 5:54 PM UTC in Thai with Grylls
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footvolley
   
   

   Show foot volley

   
   HIDE THE FOOTVOLLEY!
2. 2020-07-21 at 5:52 PM UTC in Romania-I'm seriously considering molesting a kid there...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Wasn't there an SVU episode where Stabler traveled all the way over to Romania to arrest a French "sex tourist" taking advantage of Romania's ridiculously low age of consent?
3. 2020-07-21 at 5:49 PM UTC in Thai with Grylls
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   How do you say "pushing it to the limit" in Thai?
4. 2020-07-21 at 5:47 PM UTC in Im seriously considering fucking a nigger in Latvia...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Hit up Bulgaria first.
5. 2020-07-20 at 9:24 PM UTC in I admit it
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   When I was a teenager I played with fire a lot.
   
   My parents took me to see the local fire Chief and he showed me a bunch of videos about the dangers of pyromania.
6. 2020-07-20 at 9:23 PM UTC in I admit it
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Cly nobody died

   
   So yeah, you're good.
   
   Bitches will probably think you're kinda badass because you have this dark side to you and they get wetter than a water park over that shit.
   
   Fuck, maybe that's what I'm missing in my life.
   
   I need to go out burn something.
7. 2020-07-20 at 9:20 PM UTC in I admit it
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Arson's kinda one of the more respectable crimes out there.
   
   If I had to catch any criminal charges I think I'd go with arson.
   
   As long as nobody died as a result.
8. 2020-07-20 at 8:56 PM UTC in Queer public sex
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls I think I’m in love with your avi 😍

   
   I am too.
   
   I spent like an hour optimizing it on ezgif so it could fit the file size and resolution constraints.
   
   Well worth it, though.
9. 2020-07-20 at 8:52 PM UTC in Gf is stroking my cock
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   When a chick is stroking my cock, the first thing I think about doing is going onto niggasin.space and posting about it.
10. 2020-07-20 at 8:48 PM UTC in Queer public sex
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    All sex is queer if you think about it.
    
    High IQ niggas don't even fuck with that shit because we elevated.
11. 2020-07-20 at 8:44 PM UTC in TRUMP 2020!!!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That video is an hour and 14 minutes long.
    
    Somebody gimme a TL;DW.
12. 2020-07-20 at 8:35 PM UTC in Fonaplats should be forced to use only one of his accounts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why is it ok for g and octavian to spam but not §m£ÂgØL.

    
    Says the guy who quotes and upvotes finny every chance he gets.
    
    Hippo crit.
13. 2020-07-20 at 8:27 PM UTC in Why me?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This thread is cute.
    
    I think the word for this is twitterpated (no relation to Twitter).
14. 2020-07-20 at 8:25 PM UTC in Pro tips of the day
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LPT: Never tell a chick your real name, because if she ever gets pregnant, you can just move to Bulgaria and she'll never find you.
15. 2020-07-20 at 1:08 AM UTC in I'm calling up a reception desk - god I hope a white woman doesn't answer
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by rabbitweed How much would it cost me to get a virtual secretary do to this for me, I wonder?

    
    Upwork, bro.
    
    It's literally slave labor.
    
    You can hire a Bangladeshi secretary for like $0.20 an hour.
    
    It's not right, but it's a thing.
16. 2020-07-20 at 1 AM UTC in what would you do if you had
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Wariat what if the kinky bitches looked like this tho? (btw this is the bitch ive met up with before from the meetup complaining about dudes who just work in language schools teaching english and not owning them):
    
    

    
    I would hit that tbh.
    
    Is she menopausal?
    
    If I can save money on condoms then why not?
17. 2020-07-20 at 12:59 AM UTC in I'm calling up a reception desk - god I hope a white woman doesn't answer
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What about a sassy black lady?
18. 2020-07-20 at 12:58 AM UTC in intersting article: „yes black people can be racist” with amazing gay porn
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    *AMAZING gay porn.
19. 2020-07-20 at 12:58 AM UTC in intersting article: „yes black people can be racist” with amazing gay porn
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm just in this thread for the gay porn.
20. 2020-07-20 at 12:57 AM UTC in what would you do if you had
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]