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I admit it

  1. 2020-07-20 at 9:14 PM UTC
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I did burn the apartment down on purpose because I just didn't care. So fuck you because I still don't care that I destroyed somebody elses property. Fuck it I dont have to pay for it. i could give two shits less man I really could. I am a convicted arsonist. fuck it

    shit, Its all good, cant keep me on probation forever

    this admission dont mean i want to talk to you about it pleb

    I might of went to prison, but atleast i didnt go to aids prison

    and i dont have to register

    f1 nigga

    nigga only did 14.5 months and I get to identify as an arsonist for life

    $47000 worth of damage mo fucka

    only fees i have are court costs and gas to get to appointments

    and I got disability out of it

    #haterz
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2020-07-20 at 9:20 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Arson's kinda one of the more respectable crimes out there.

    If I had to catch any criminal charges I think I'd go with arson.

    As long as nobody died as a result.
  3. 2020-07-20 at 9:21 PM UTC
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    nobody died
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  4. 2020-07-20 at 9:23 PM UTC
    #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Cly nobody died

    So yeah, you're good.

    Bitches will probably think you're kinda badass because you have this dark side to you and they get wetter than a water park over that shit.

    Fuck, maybe that's what I'm missing in my life.

    I need to go out burn something.
  5. 2020-07-20 at 9:24 PM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When I was a teenager I played with fire a lot.

    My parents took me to see the local fire Chief and he showed me a bunch of videos about the dangers of pyromania.
  6. 2020-07-20 at 9:34 PM UTC
    #6
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    It's kinda shitty, because now I feel like i need to one up on that and get away with murder. its a rush
  7. 2020-07-20 at 9:41 PM UTC
    #7
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    experiment being a ninja cutie fryer
  8. 2020-07-20 at 9:45 PM UTC
    #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by gadzooks When I was a teenager I played with fire a lot.

    My parents took me to see the local fire Chief and he showed me a bunch of videos about the dangers of pyromania.

    When i was young i played with fire a lot too. Except i never got caught. And the one day we went to the firestation to watch all kinds of fires and how to put them out with school. I had a great time.

    I think it contributed to me wanting to know how bombs work. So i learned chemistry. Ever assploded a bomb you made with your own two hands. Best is when you're using HE's and you're standing just far enough so the shockwave hits you almost full force. I wouldn't recommend it but you can do it with a primary in a plastic vessel, so you don't shrapnel yourself in the face. Lel, i'd crack the fucking curb with my bombs when i was like 17. Feels awesome.

    Only thing that comes close is at a fireworks show when you're standing right at the line in the front and they do the big ass 5 or 6 inch Titanium salutes in rapid succession. When you feel as though your chest cavity resonates like a drum with the explosions you know you're in the right spot. It is in a word, sublime.
  9. 2020-07-20 at 9:48 PM UTC
    #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Made an acetylene bomb once HOLY FUCK!
  10. 2020-07-20 at 9:51 PM UTC
    #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Rub it in some more.
  11. 2020-07-21 at 12:19 AM UTC
    #11
    G African Astronaut
    lol you got caught
  12. 2020-07-21 at 12:43 AM UTC
    #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    i admit it...i fuck niggers.
  13. 2020-07-21 at 1:04 AM UTC
    #13
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL when I was about 6 years old I burned down the woods in the backyard.
    I was just playing with matches ya know,but then shit got out of control so I went into the house and told my mum I needed a nap.I thought that if I went to sleep then woke up the fire would be gone.
    Then I heard the sound of fire trucks, they put the fire out and then the fireman wanted to talk to me,they were all like DID YOU START THAT FIRE??so I'm all like Uuum aa then I spot this kid walking down the street that nobody liked so I said "BOBO did it I saw him".
    They get bobo and he was like no fucking way I just got off the bus from school the little shit is lying.
    So then I was forced to admit it then firemen went away and then I got the livin shit kicked out of me.
  14. 2020-07-21 at 2:41 AM UTC
    #14
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    psychiatry is what people do when they cant get a real doctors job
  15. 2020-07-21 at 3:37 AM UTC
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yo wut psych meds are u on
  16. 2020-07-21 at 4:46 AM UTC
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung i admit it…women find me repulsive.

  17. 2020-07-21 at 4:47 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    arson's one of the easiest crimes to get away with
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  18. 2020-07-21 at 4:48 AM UTC
    #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    and fire is one of the most underappreciated weapons
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  19. 2020-07-21 at 5:14 AM UTC
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra and fire is one of the most underappreciated weapons

    Yeah but WTF did you have to make all those Koalas homeless for?
  20. 2020-07-21 at 5:22 AM UTC
    #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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