gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Legit question...
Where does one even buy a mask?
I don't go out much, but the other day I ventured out to buy groceries and such, and I was literally looking for COVID masks but I couldn't find them.
Is there a special mask section in every store, or like...
What's a maskless nigga to do?
2020-07-19 at 11:04 AM UTC
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Wow
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Lmao.
Imagine having kids in the first place.
Kinda low IQ tbh.
I dunno tho, would I show my kids porn to teach them about the birds and the bees?
Probably not, but I guess I can kinda wrap my mind around the rationale these parents are arriving it.
Maybe get your local priest or boy scout master to just take your kid into the woods and show them the ropes.
2020-07-19 at 10:56 AM UTC
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I stopped drinking
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Lyrica == pregabalin, right?
I've literally got a baggie of that stuff in the other room, but it never did much for me so I think I either got sold some snake oil, or it just doesn't do anything for me in general.
I do generally like gabaergics though.
I've got a bottle/case of valium/diazepam and another of clonazepam.
I only venture into them on rare occasions, tho.
2020-07-19 at 10:25 AM UTC
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I stopped drinking
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I used to always get into trouble on the liquor/benzo combo.
I just cut the benzos loose.
The liquor I can more or less live with.
2020-07-19 at 10:21 AM UTC
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Fucking frenchies.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Spell check makes typing in other languages kinda hard.
2020-07-19 at 10:21 AM UTC
in
Fucking frenchies.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Je m'appelle gadzooks.
Je me suite pas de France ou Quebec, mais je Parle las Francais.
C'est une gay lange.
2020-07-19 at 10:14 AM UTC
in
I stopped drinking
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Nobody ever stops taking the drink.
2020-07-19 at 8:45 AM UTC
in
I choose 0130, wbu?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I'm gonna go with either Alexis Texas (and her pic in there does not do her justice), or maybe Rachel Starr.
I may have jerked it to those two more than any of the others combined.
2020-07-19 at 8:44 AM UTC
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I choose 0130, wbu?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm embarrassed by just how many of these broads I recognize.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I thought your skin was of a different tone (no racist).