Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-07-23 at 5:44 PM UTC in I love everyone here
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm the not sober where I woke up still buzzed and I'm just NURSING a few beers but I'm still just perpetually buzzed.

   
   Yeah I guess I'm doing something rather similar.
   
   I'm watching 90's movies. It's my favorite thing to do when I'm day drinking.
   
   Watching Cruel Intentions right now.
   
   I wanna do Sarah Michelle Gellar and also do coke with her out of her little crucifix thingy.
   
   And I don't even really like blow.
2. 2020-07-23 at 5:41 PM UTC in imgur is really starting to suck hard
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've always used imgbb myself.
   
   Your don't have to sign up or sign in or anything.
   
   However, without an account, I suppose you can't remove pics you upload.
   
   That could be a potential downside.
   
   Also, I don't think you can do animated gifs.
   
   So yeah, there are a few downsides. But it's quick and reliable for still shots at least.
3. 2020-07-23 at 5:36 PM UTC in I love everyone here
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ But I'm not sober.

   
   How not sober are you?
   
   I'm currently working on my own sobriety issue.
   
   I'm about 6 drinks deep but I think I need to start drinking faster because it's barely taking.
4. 2020-07-23 at 5:30 PM UTC in wats the best site to stream pirated tv
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Torrents are pretty much the way to go.
   
   I actually have both a Netflix and Amazon Prime Video subscription, but for more obscure titles I often have to resort to torrenting.
   
   Just be forewarned that it's not like it was in the Golden age of piracy, they actually legit monitor that shit and fine people thousands of dollars now.
5. 2020-07-23 at 5:05 PM UTC in Why the fuck aren't bidets installed in every home on the planet
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I had a friend in high school who would always take a shower after every dump.
   
   Way over kill in my opinion.
   
   And regarding spraying water directly into one's anus, that actually sounds kind of unpleasant.
   
   I'm gonna just go with The Great Cornholio on this one and opt for TP (for my bunghole).
6. 2020-07-23 at 4:55 PM UTC in Any era you could live in
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   1890's.
   
   Pharmaceutical grade cocaine and heroin available for pennies at your neighbourhood pharmacy.
   
   Brothels on every corner.
   
   I'd just be sure to bring penicillin with me.
7. 2020-07-23 at 4:51 PM UTC in Technologist: let's have a 'constructive conversation about systemic racism'
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Side note: last night I learned that 1 out of every 3 duck sex encounters is a rape. And oftentimes male ducks will join up and rape the female as a team. Ducks, geese, hens. Whatever. Corskscrew penises and vaginas.

   
   The ducks need a #MeToo movement of their own.
8. 2020-07-23 at 2:35 AM UTC in Technologist: let's have a 'constructive conversation about systemic racism'
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by rabbitweed Vinny isn't actually chinese. He just really loves communist china. It's odd. I think he might be Indian? but a self-hating indian.

   
   Everybody doubts his claims of Chinese ancestry.
   
   For some reason I just take his word for it.
   
   I mean, it would be the weirdest thing to lie about.
9. 2020-07-23 at 2:31 AM UTC in Technologist: let's have a 'constructive conversation about systemic racism'
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what a retarded, low IQ IQ chart comparing iq of people of certain religion (judes) with people of certain races.
   
   

   
   You're just mad because while my ancestors were writing books, yours were farming rice.
   
   Low IQ culture.
10. 2020-07-23 at 2:18 AM UTC in Technologist: let's have a 'constructive conversation about systemic racism'
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Jews are smarter than all of us, though.
    
    Oy vey!
11. 2020-07-23 at 2:17 AM UTC in Technologist: let's have a 'constructive conversation about systemic racism'
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............

    
    How the fuck are white's exactly at the mean IQ?
12. 2020-07-22 at 8:13 PM UTC in Anyone ever seen an alien before?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
13. 2020-07-22 at 7:02 PM UTC in Here you guys go
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "You've read all of your free stories this month. Become a member to keep reading."
14. 2020-07-22 at 6:53 PM UTC in Hey startrek And wariorat whut woud you do?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I hope you at least give him a snickers bar at least after doing that dookie love. u gotta wine and dine but in reverse, just like it will feel like a reverse poop when giving it to him.
    
    If you're going to do a rape at least be a gentleman about it. jeez.. some peoples kids..

    
    I'll hit up the commissary and hook my boy up with a snickers bar.
    
    It'd be entirely unkind not to.
15. 2020-07-22 at 6:50 PM UTC in Hey startrek And wariorat whut woud you do?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby gaDzooks? what woudl u do? syrious question, elpahnt lsd man.

    
    I'd probably rape my new cell mate to assert dominance.
16. 2020-07-22 at 6:45 PM UTC in Hey startrek And wariorat whut woud you do?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    wut u think
17. 2020-07-22 at 6:42 PM UTC in NEET niggas on NIS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by cigreting ur a nigger and/or a woman with a bunch of kids with no father?

    
    Both.
18. 2020-07-22 at 6:08 PM UTC in 2 Blacks get Vengeance for George Floyd - kneeling on a white toddler's neck
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by stl1 Obviously staged picture. I'm sure the baby wasn't harmed in any way. It is meant to make you see things from a different prospective. I think it worked.

    
    It would have probably been way more effective if they found an actually black black man.
19. 2020-07-22 at 6:06 PM UTC in the inexorable march of the normies
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 hittin on dudes
    
    
    HARD
    
    

    
    So we're allowed to do blackface now?
20. 2020-07-22 at 5:59 PM UTC in 2 Blacks get Vengeance for George Floyd - kneeling on a white toddler's neck
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist How could anyone in their right mind think it would be ok to kneel on a baby’s neck? I don’t see any “vs” going on with that shit.

    
    I know you're not pro-toddler-kneeling.
    
    This whole thread is bait, quite frankly.
    
    It's kinda what MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING does.
    
    You kinda fell for it hook, line and sinker, though.