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If I had a girlfriend I probably wouldn't kill her.
probably.
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Lol why do do many people on here have dead girlfriends?
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I had an insatiable crush on like half of my female professors.
It was a complete fucking fetish.
Man I miss those days.
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Wait, you actually boned a professor?
Straight up, you would gain like a million respect points for that.
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Man this chick is elderly as fuck.
Not my scene, tbqh.
A few drinks from now, though, I just might.
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I'd be remiss if I didn't admit to a certain intriguing compulsion here.
Like, are dwarf vaginas fundamentally better than normie pussies?
I am curious.
But I'd feel kinda weird about fetishizing someone like that.
I guess dwarfs need to get their fuck on too, though.
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Are you actually supposed to clean your phone?
Is this some COVID shit or was this a thing back in the before times?
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diffetent
[ dif-et-uhnt, dif-tuhnt ]
SEE SYNONYMS FOR diffetent ON THESAURUS.COM
adjective
sexually appealing; erection-inducing; pleasing to the visual senses: That male nurse is so diffetent. I've never been more aroused in my life.
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What does "sexy" enhancement from again?
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Or you mean there are so many Romanian immigrants in the UK?
2020-07-21 at 6 PM UTC
in
Thai with Grylls
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When I was a kid, I called volleyball "bally ball".