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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls I remember a guy from either zoklet or totse who topped himself because both his parents died in a car accident

    Maybe spectral can pull it up

    Why don't I remember that?

    Much of Zoklet was a blur for me, so maybe it was Zoklet era.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat an alcoholic where you cannot let go of booze

    I'm already this one.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I had a girlfriend I probably wouldn't kill her.

    probably.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol why do do many people on here have dead girlfriends?
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had an insatiable crush on like half of my female professors.

    It was a complete fucking fetish.

    Man I miss those days.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wait, you actually boned a professor?

    Straight up, you would gain like a million respect points for that.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Man this chick is elderly as fuck.

    Not my scene, tbqh.

    A few drinks from now, though, I just might.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'd be remiss if I didn't admit to a certain intriguing compulsion here.

    Like, are dwarf vaginas fundamentally better than normie pussies?

    I am curious.

    But I'd feel kinda weird about fetishizing someone like that.

    I guess dwarfs need to get their fuck on too, though.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby No not for me anyways, like I told you I'm not afraid of covid like you are guy who was asking where to get a mask.. I clean it sometimes because I eat tacos and text on my phone, and get messy at my jobs, hands sweat when i jam out playing guitar ect.. just like any reason why you would clean anything else..

    are you by chance one of those guys that don't bathe? lol jk

    I shower daily, unless I'm on a drinking binge...

    Right now I'm on a drinking binge.

    Sometimes I'll go an entire month without a shower.

    Pretty gross, tbh.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by street_carp Obsèssed.

    I'll bet that's the name of a French perfume.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Greek Style obsessed

    Oh shit I thought you were yanking my chain but then I went and quoted you and you actually said "ob sessed" (without the space).
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Are you actually supposed to clean your phone?

    Is this some COVID shit or was this a thing back in the before times?
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    diffetent
    [ dif-et-uhnt, dif-tuhnt ]
    SEE SYNONYMS FOR diffetent ON THESAURUS.COM
    adjective
    sexually appealing; erection-inducing; pleasing to the visual senses: That male nurse is so diffetent. I've never been more aroused in my life.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My parents have always hated each other so I spent 15 years living with one or the other.

    Up until my late 20's my life was much like this.

    Dad lives in Ontario, mom in B.C.

    I'd move back and forth all the time.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls UK is flooded with them, fucking up the NHS

    It sounds like they're really pushing it to the limit.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What does "sexy" enhancement from again?
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or you mean there are so many Romanian immigrants in the UK?
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls I don't like Romanians, theres so many immigrants here but the girls are fucking hot big asses big tits

    Wait, you're actually in Romania right now?
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1 Hendrix was the first concert I ever attended. 8th grade. Either fall of '67 or early '68.

    The first concert I ever attended was The Backstreet Boys.

    Also 8th grade.

    People have been questioning my sexual orientation ever since.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When I was a kid, I called volleyball "bally ball".
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