Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-01-07 at 4:38 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III idk who the fuck that is nor do i care

   
   She got the C-word though...
   
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   How can you not be interested when the person in question has a cunt...?
2. 2019-01-07 at 4:35 AM UTC in how to rob a liquor store
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I used to know these hard-ass Latino dudes through a Guatemalan friend of mine...
   
   They (not my friend, but his friends) would DAILY just walk into the liquor store, grab a 40 of malt liquor, and just walk out. Like, they wouldn't conceal it or anything. Sometimes they'd even wave and smile at the cashier.
   
   One of these same dudes used to light cigarettes from a stove burner.
   
   They were ghetto as fuck.
   
   Fuck, one time one of them crashed at my aforementioned (Guatemalan) friend's place and stole his fucking VCR... Like... Yes, it was over a decade ago, but even back then, DAFUQ you gonna do with a stolen VCR??
   
   And they were supposed to be friends and everything.
3. 2019-01-07 at 3:09 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats that turned out to be cancer symptoms

   
   If I ever die from cancer, I want those words, EXACTLY, engraved on my tombstone.
4. 2019-01-07 at 2:57 AM UTC in Turn Down for What
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
   
5. 2019-01-07 at 2:51 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats She doesn't ask for money.
   She is a wheelchair ambassador and model.
   And she is a big time youtoober

   
   Well damn, wtf?
   
   Why you gotta bring us all down like that...?
6. 2019-01-07 at 2:48 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Even Less Ethical Pro Tip: Hit it after she dies.
7. 2019-01-07 at 2:45 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I was going to go to the Chicago Abilities Expo last year and surprise her.

   
   Unethical Life Pro Tip: Hit it before she dies.
8. 2019-01-07 at 2:44 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats She is Tiffani Ntanos.
   I was going to go to the Chicago Abilities Expo last year and surprise her.

   
   Does she have a patreon account or anything like that?
   
   I wanna donate her some money so she can buy a vowel.
9. 2019-01-07 at 2:43 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also, her eye color matches her sweater..........................
   
   Illuminati confirmed?
10. 2019-01-07 at 2:42 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She has beautiful eyes, I'll give her that.
    
    You don't see #88969F eyes all that often.
11. 2019-01-07 at 2:41 AM UTC in Tiffani Ntano's Cancer has RETURNED!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is depressing as fuck...
    
    Who is she? She has like 5 videos on her channel.
    
    How do you know of her?
12. 2019-01-07 at 2:35 AM UTC in i have taken a cock tonight....
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny volks

    
    ...wagen?
13. 2019-01-07 at 2:33 AM UTC in TinyChat
    

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14. 2019-01-07 at 2:32 AM UTC in TinyChat
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG You should give helpful information to the hospital right now if you are confident in your ability to make a statement due to the fact that you are so dissociated and not filled with transfattening sauces and you are probably somewhere in the middle east or the other 2000 of the world moving forward with the smell then you can be good all day on a point of meth and you can go your whole life only speaking to people of one culture and a half thanks to Crouton for the last 2 years of evolution and how you can go about it anymore

    
    Your mom is filled with "transfattening sauces."
15. 2019-01-07 at 2:31 AM UTC in Whipits
    

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16. 2019-01-07 at 2:30 AM UTC in Whipits
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But I stocked up a few days ago on those sweet, sweet gas canisters... OOOHHHHHHHH so dope;.
    
    I want one of the bigguns.
17. 2019-01-07 at 2:29 AM UTC in Whipits
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    *endure
18. 2019-01-07 at 2:28 AM UTC in Whipits
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III actually nah i'm not trying to go outside again today fuck that it's cold

    
    Where abouts you live?
    
    It's cold as fuck here too.
    
    I took a cab to the liquor store and stocked up for a few days so I don't have to enjure that cold weather bullshit.
19. 2019-01-07 at 1:22 AM UTC in Whipits
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
    
    Subscribe and save....
    
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20. 2019-01-07 at 1:19 AM UTC in Whipits
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I go to buy a 50case of nitrous chargers and amazon be like...
    
    "you want a monthly subscription?"